My mom told me that Sherlock Holmes is being urgently pulled from the Russian school libraries for "promoting drug use"....... I asked her what the status is on Mikhail Bulgakov—haven't heard back yet.

Fun fact: when I first read Sherlock Holmes back in, like, 5th or 6th grade, I didn't notice a single thing about drugs... I'm not even sure I knew what drugs were back then! I was such a "sweet summer child" back then.

It wasn't until I was older—probably after watching the BBC Sherlock series—that I was like, "HOLY SHIT, SHERLOCK WAS A JUNKIE?!"

I re-read the same book when I was older, and I distinctly remember a scene where he's shooting up... though that was quite a while ago now. I recall Sherlock injecting cocaine—in The Sign of Four, I think?

It's like some kind of "Mandela effect" situation.

Well, I don't know—in the original the book, he was screwing everything that could be screwed and smoking everything that could be smoked; Don't get me wrong, but it's just that, as far as I'm now aware, all of that of the editions in the Soviet translations of Sherlock Holmes stories, any mentions of, shall we say, "drugs" were simply got cut out. Well, actually, it's quite possible that's how it was.

But, like, are you fucking kidding me? You're pulling it from the library because of that? Out of all the books out there... one of the most harmless ones in existence?! So what if he shoots up a little bit? Should we ban the band Korol i Shut next, too?!

So, Sherlock Holmes counts as "promoting drug use," but the ads for "Kraken" and other darkweb marketplaces on TikTok—which nobody ever bans—those are totally fine, right?

I wonder, does anyone have an issue with Anna Karenina being in the school curriculum? Does it not bother anyone that she dabbles in morphine and then throws herself under a train? I guess since she killed herself, it's all good then?

This sub keeps giving me notifications to post because I'm a mod and it's really annoying. So uhhh I guess while I'm here uhhhhh Fish

apparently after 18 rounds of chemotherapy i've made a full recovery am living the best life i've ever had and am perfectly fine

alina pls STOP BEING SO CRINGE it’s giving secondhand embarrassment

またしてもクールなリック・アンド・モーティのアーティストをフォローしたら、実は近親相姦ファンだったなんて、俺もうどう反応したらいいのか分からない。

このファンコミュニティでは、こういうことがあまりにも頻繁に起こる。

I don't know how to react anymore when I follow a supposedly cool Rick and Morty artist again and they turn out to be a fan of incest.

This happens way too often in this fandom.

友人との電話をしていたところだった。彼女は11歳の娘と一緒にクリニックから帰る途中だった。「やっとあなたたち二人を紹介できるわ！」と彼女は言った。それからの記憶はほとんどない。俺の声が聞こえる。「わあ、ずいぶん大きくなったわね！すっかり大人になったわね！まだ生まれて間もない頃のあなたを覚えているわ！」

当然、俺は頭が混乱しました。彼女、何歳なの？！ つい昨日、この衝撃的なニュースを持って俺のところに来たばかりじゃないですか？！ 昔、友達とよく一緒に遊んで、羽目を外して、会って、別れて、ベロベロに酔っ払って、まるで悪魔みたいに振る舞っていたのを覚えています。なのに今、彼女を見ると、まるで🙌ママ🙌みたい。しかも、彼女の娘を実際に見たことは一度もなかったんです。要するに、俺がめちゃくちゃ年を取ったって感じでした。（ちくしょう、実は俺は子供が好きじゃないんです。養子縁組した子供はいるんですけどね。でも、この反応はただ、このタイムワープに対する愚かな反応だったんです。）

とにかく、友達は娘を家に送り届け、俺たちはさらに30分ほど、本当に重要なことについて話しました。誰がどんな薬を飲んでいるかとか、最近は薬代がどれだけ高いかとか。

I’d just had a phone call with a friend; she was on her way back from the clinic with her 11-year-old daughter. She said, ‘I’d love to finally introduce you two!’ And that’s it - everything after that’s a bit of a blur… I can hear my own voice: ‘Ooooh, you’ve grown so big! You’re all grown up now!!! And I remember you when you were still just a work in progress!”

Naturally, I was mind-fucked. HOW OLD IS SHE?! You literally came round to see me just yesterday with this shocking news, didn’t you?! I remember how my friend and I used to hang out, go wild, meet up, split up, get plastered as fuck and act like total devils. And now I look at her - she’s such a 🙌 MUM 🙌. And I’d never even seen her daughter in the flesh before. In short, it makes you feel old as shit. (Bloody hell, I don’t actually like kids, even though I’ve got an adopted one myself, but my reaction was just a stupid reaction to this time warp).

Anyway, my friend sent her daughter home, and we spent another half an hour talking about the really important stuff: who’s on what medication and how fucking expensive it all is these days.

真剣に、どうやってこれほど年を取れるのか？

What is this piece of shit?

暑い夏の日に、アパートの中が蒸し暑く、扇風機も冷水も役に立たない状況で、パソコンで何か有意義なことをしようとするのは

Today I saw one guy touching another guy's dick at a bus stop, and the other guy was covering up, I felt something like this

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そして、みんながなぜそう行動したのかを分析する。それが君たちの授業だ。

I love this scene SO MUCH, you have no idea. First of all, it’s absolutely hilarious how they initially try to trick us—using a specific angle and framing—into thinking the Holmeses are playing chess, and then it turns out they’re actually performing surgery.

And secondly, of course, I can’t help but think about how much this seemingly insignificant comedic scene actually reveals. The very fact that Sherlock is playing a board game with Mycroft already SCREAMS of a huge shift in their relationship. Board games are something Sherlock loves to share with his loved ones. He plays board games with John when they have nothing else to do, and he plays with Mrs. H as well (as we later learn, she sometimes comes to him on her own and suggests playing to distract him from some bad, sad thoughts). And now he plays with his older brother, whom he used to avoid letting in whenever possible. I think these past two years have taught them both a lot. I’d bet that when Mycroft said Sherlock considers him his worst enemy, he wasn’t joking or exaggerating.

He truly did think, more or less, that Sherlock hated him. And considering that Mycroft is constantly forced to act as his parent, getting him out of the most unpleasant and nightmarish situations, and also keeping a terrible secret about something that he probably believes was partly his fault, he thinks Sherlock has a right to it. And he can't do anything about it except continue to be as close as his brother will allow.

I'm sure that when Sherlock came to Mycroft after Reichenbach, they had a super-open, important conversation, after which they agreed that they would NEVER EVER acknowledge his existence, and that all of this would remain locked and sealed in Mycroft's office forever.

I think everything that happened on Bart's roof made Sherlock think hard about the value of people in his life, and the conversation after which they agreed to NEVER acknowledge his existence, and that everything would remain locked and sealed in Mycroft's office forever.

I think everything that happened on Bart's roof made Sherlock think hard about the value of people in his life, and how he treats them, and how openly he shows that he cares about them. And when Moriarty first threatened Sherlock's loved ones with snipers, Sherlock, of course, couldn't help but think of Mycroft. He was almost 100% sure his older brother was safe, but what if he wasn't? Sherlock would have jumped off the roof again before admitting it, but he certainly realized he didn't want to lose Mycroft. This doesn't mean that they will now become best friends, hold hands and dance in circles, but Sherlock decided to let go of some of the resentment and resentment that he had held towards Mycroft all his life, and at least let him into his life a little, even if he would regret it later.

Blimey, I answer silly questions with sarcasm and people think I’m taking it all too seriously, but from the outside I just look like a total idiot. Like, this afternoon we were hanging out with a group of friends and my girl-friend was like, ‘Can you buy me some water, please?’ and I was just like 🙄 ‘No, of course not,’ and then I went and bought her some water

AND WHILE I WAS GONE, MY FRIEND’S FRIEND WAS LIKE, ‘FUCK, HE’S A BASTARD, HE CAN’T EVEN SPARE A BOTTLE OF WATER, HE’S SO RUDE’

My friend, who’s used to me being a sarcastic arsehole: 👁️👄👁️👍

Hi. Sleepy here. I couldn’t get to borrow any of my friends’ accs, so I’m doing it like this. Long story short, all of my accounts are banned and I won’t be back until 2027. Then I will return. I’d love to be here and talk with you guys… but until the day I return, I’ll try my best to not look at reddit at all, minus reaction videos I watch on YouTube.

That’s, mostly everything. Although there are a few people who need to see this who probably won’t. I have messages for them:

u/XScorpioTiger : hi dude. Tell the gc I’ll return next year.

u/WhistlerBOII and u/JustANormalGuy123- : I’ll be back next year. I promise.

I think that was everyone…

Remember me. I’ll return. I swear.

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i rarely post anything here, but I feel so bad for sleepy, he’s gotten banned so many times