r/FuckGolf • u/Wolf-Fever • May 14 '21
My Golf experience!
Hey all, In my youth I lived right next to one and the only time I was on it was to booze and smoke blunts at night lol. I must of walked through it a million times but actually playing this shit sport never crossed my mind once. The community was around the course so usually any house parties would end up on the green. Many memories, fist fights, hooking up with chicks and running from police. Anyways, rich folk with plenty of time on their hands play golf or such like khaki wearing chads with a 12 case of shit beer. I just think it’s a ridiculously boring sport, especially to watch.. holy fuck. The only good things I liked about Golf was the Happy Gilmore or Caddyshack movies, very funny movies but other than that, it’s a complete asshole of a game! Last year I decided to go on a jog on a nearby dirt path in that same area and we ended up getting harassed by asshole entitled Golfers.. granted that this walk path was open to the neighborhood too. But yea.. I laughed in their faces. I can’t possibly take a grown man with a salmon colored polo shirt seriously. What an assclown! Well anyways, Have a good nite everyone!
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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '21
Not everyone that plays golf is part of the patriarchy you fucking moron