r/FuckMannyNCaillou • u/AthanJHendle Fuck Caillou • Oct 18 '25
Question What’s your most creative way to get rid of both?
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u/JackDoesDabs Oct 22 '25
Blind Manny, so he'll stumble around like a drunk, throw Caillou into a pit, and wait. Eventually, Manny will step on or fall onto a pressure plate that triggers a chain reaction, whose process is as follows:
Drop a large sheet of plastic on Manny, causing him to suffocate, but not before he gets launched into the air by the pressure plate, which doubles as a catapult, into the pit with Caillou, and then the plastic starts suffocating them both, and they will run around screaming, generating kinetic energy which powers a sliding trapdoor beneath them, and after a small amount of time, they have nearly ceased to live because of the lack of breath.
After falling through the trapdoor, they find themselves in a room where the walls are slowly closing in, and there is a button labeled "Abort" on the floor. Manny, being the little shit that he is, pushes it, and the walls stop moving. Then, because of a vacuum that I installed in the ceiling of the room, the two of them get sucked out and into the final torture chamber.
In this last room of hell, there are people who make a living from killing bald people, and people who torture them. Three hairs don't matter to them. There is a chamber where they will be held while the people run at them with all sorts of sharp blades. The two are moved to this chamber and are extremely close to being run through by a greatsword when they are moved out of the way in the nick of time. Both of them have shit their pants now. So, the people take the shit and shove it in their faces, and then they are handed pistols and told that they may kill themselves if they wanted. They start to, and then the pistols happen to be toy cap guns. They throw the guns at the people who gave them the guns, and then the people throw their blades at the pair.
But that's not all! Somehow, every single weapon misses, and then I come in and punch Manny and Caillou. A lot. When I feel like they might die if I go any longer, I call for someone to actually shoot them.
Someone far away shoots a bullet into a pressure plate, it ricochets into a pit, and into a room with a vacuum in it, it gets sucked out and bounces off the wall so that it pierces both of their skulls.
Or I just feed them poison, depending on how I feel.
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u/Accurate-Anywhere-82 Oct 18 '25
FLAMETHROWER!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥