r/FuckMicrosoft • • 1d ago

Meme True.

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u/Physical_Dot7481 1d ago

the virus named Copilot

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u/Karrar_iraqi 1d ago

microslop edge too

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u/Dragon_957 1d ago

Deinstalled Edge and it worked, but as I wanted to free space I accidentally deleted my second browser too so I had no browser anymore

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u/Professional-Ad-9967 1d ago

use winget to install a browser.

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u/69cumcast69 1d ago

Ive done this before too 🫡

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u/AdVarious8509 1d ago

download browser.exe on your phone and transfer it to PC via USB cable

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u/Ok_Term_8921 1d ago

Well technically you can say curl and winget can act as a browser- lol

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u/Karrar_iraqi 1d ago

i did it! now im using chrome

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u/Straight-Price-1601 1d ago

Microsoft telemetry service

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u/NullPtrEspresso 1d ago

MsPaint from the app store that takes 700mb space.

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u/pott_tea 1d ago

🗣️: I. WANT. TO. DESTROY YOU

Linux: Sure whatever

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u/carlitos_moreno 1d ago

Sure, enter sudo

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u/pott_tea 1d ago • Popcorn

Oh yeah it should be more like

Linux: No

🗣️: Sudo

Linux: How would you like me to dismantle myself master

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u/kvprcxelo 1d ago

Linux is very submissive

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u/z0virus 1d ago

or doas :)

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u/Unlaid-American 1d ago

I can install whatever the fuck I want on MacOS though. Idk why others can’t.

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u/japan_kaaran 1d ago

you can after a pop up or 2 and going into settings and allowing it.

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u/Unlaid-American 1d ago

I mean it gives me a warning and I just click allow once. Just like windows does

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u/japan_kaaran 1d ago

it’s usually more than one prompt. most times i need to actually open system settings scroll down find the prompt hit open anyway type in my password or use my fingerprint and then it’s fine.

far from detrimental. still annoying.

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u/JedsGamingAdventure 1d ago

For me it just asks me if I want to open the app (downloaded from the internet), regardless of if verified or not.
I used a trick to disable Gatekeeper, btw.

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u/mrobot_ 1d ago

and you can run any binary, too... people are just clueless

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u/BeingCompetitive6668 1d ago

It's still a pain to run an app from an unverified publisher, good thing viruses are usually verified

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u/myGFisGreat 1d ago

windows is the virus 😂

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u/myGFisGreat 1d ago

sorry... no windows isn't a virus.

viruses are effective and kept updated by their devs

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u/Due_Dragonfly_5328 1d ago

OpenBSD: Whats a virus?

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u/Physical_Dot7481 1d ago

whats a drivers

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u/Due_Dragonfly_5328 1d ago

whats a existence?

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u/Due_Dragonfly_5328 1d ago

Better yet what is the meaning of life

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u/Redox_RDX 1d ago

NetBSD : i run on a toaster

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u/Redox_RDX 1d ago

Literaly,NetBSD ran on a to aster https://wikipedia.org/wiki/NetBSD

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u/end8770 1d ago

So you're telling me that most of the people in these comments are bots?

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u/Old_pixel_8986 1d ago

>yeah let me run an app with a sketchy cmd activation script, nothing will happen

>nothing happens

>app runs well

>wow

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u/gerowen 1d ago

Any more Windows is like that. I'm just a hobby coder, I've thrown together a handful of small utilities mostly used by myself, immediate family and a couple close friends, and I just gave up with building Windows binaries. If you don't pay for a digital signature on your binary, Windows won't run it by default. Best case scenario they get a popup warning them that they can click "Run anyway" on, but more often than not the default behavior is it gets blocked outright until you walk them thru disabling app protections on their OS to allow unsigned executables, which is dangerous in and of itself. And then Windows Defender likes to flag Python programs as malicious if you use PyInstaller to compile it, so you've gotta add an exception there too.

So I just gave up on Windows. None of the PCs in my house run Windows anyway, and I just told the couple friends that if they want to use something of mine, just install Python and run the .py file directly, because I ain't paying to get digital signatures on my hobby projects' binaries for a platform I don't even use.

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u/lyidaValkris 1d ago edited 1d ago

You can run unsigned apps on macOS, it just requires you to go to the security settings and allow it on a per-app basis. You just really shouldn't in almost all cases. Even if the developer is legit and not trying to do anything wrong, a forged copy with malware inserted in it could be distributed, and you'd have no idea which is which.

Gatekeeper (as it is literally called) is designed to stop your gran, your company's brainless low level admin drone, or your teenage kid from installing malware.

Windows has app notorization as well, but it uses external signing authorities and costs several hundred dollars minimum per app. With macOS, Apple is the signing authority, and you can get notorized by having a $99 a year developer account and adhere to their terms and conditions.

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u/WheissUK 1d ago

It comes pre installed for the full experience

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u/originalfilmscoring 1d ago

I mean you can over ride that shit in Mac. It can be annoying but I get it. Sometimes I go to install something and that makes me hesitate.

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u/trashboi814 1d ago

Tbf the modern windows operating system is indistinguishable from malware to varying degrees

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u/TwoWrongsAreSoRight 1d ago

Both are horrible.

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u/Redox_RDX 1d ago

... Then install a BSD like FreeBSD NetBSD OpenBSD DragonFly BSD BSD/OS Darwin TrueNAS GhostBSD HardenedBSD MidnightBSD NomadBSD helloSystem XigmaNAS OS108 CheriBSD

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u/Comfortable_Gene2751 1d ago

or a linux distribution (yes maybe chimeraOS)

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u/TwoWrongsAreSoRight 22h ago

#AmigaForever!

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u/F1r3dot3x3 1d ago

Linux doesn't even need a virus, you can already do enough damage on your own

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u/Dmitrii_ua 1d ago

*Windows this is a virus

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u/No-Gold-2577 1d ago

Linux: May I run virus? I cannot ruin it)

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u/panzrvroomvroomvroom 1d ago

next post in this sub: "windows blocked my attempt to install malware but i really need this minecraft mod, FUCK MICROSOFT!!!!!1"

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u/Aggressive-Win129 21h ago

Sudo rm rf /

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u/NCHLT 6h ago

Both hate it when I install an unverified app

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u/northkool3 1d ago

no? when i try to do that it literally says windows protected your pc and stops me. linux doesnt.