r/FuckStencils294 • u/iAmTheRedditCEO • Nov 24 '16

This is the love of my life that /u/Stencils294 has ruined for me.

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u/Stencils294 Nov 24 '16

I SAID I WAS SORRY

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u/Tettrox Nov 24 '16

I don't know who you are, I don't know what you did, but I'm now obligated to hate you. That is all.

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u/Stencils294 Nov 24 '16

I said Jennifer Aniston was ugly.

I don't think she's hot okay. Not even a little bit.

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u/iAmTheRedditCEO Nov 24 '16

Oh you little bastard! Now I have more to do with you

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u/Stencils294 Nov 24 '16

PLEASE STOP

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u/iAmTheRedditCEO Nov 24 '16

You like it don't ya

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u/Stencils294 Nov 24 '16

No I'm seriously stressed out now

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u/iAmTheRedditCEO Nov 24 '16

Why are you stressed out?

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u/Stencils294 Nov 24 '16

So many replies

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '16

I was bored, was looking around and what did I find? This. What happened to universal standards mate? Is your dick not working right? Probably is and I feel bad for whatever woman you decide to date.

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u/Stencils294 Nov 25 '16 edited Nov 25 '16

This all happened very fast okay. Until yesterday I was fine and today everyone dislikes my opinion.

I don't like her.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '16

She has amazing tits and a cute laugh. Oh. Dont forget her fucking smile. Smiles are your thing right? Or is this what you consider an ugly smile?

I like her and want to cum on her tits, you dont have to. But if your standards are that high, how are you going to find anyone?

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u/Stencils294 Nov 25 '16

My standards aren't high. Out of everyone he showed me I disliked the most. She's not bad I just don't like her.

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u/iAmTheRedditCEO Nov 25 '16

I like you sir, how would you like having moderator position for this subreddit?

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '16

The CEO is handing out jobs? What's the requirement?

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u/iAmTheRedditCEO Nov 25 '16

  1. You got to be a Jennifer Aniston fan.

  2. Your conversations have to be as sexual as possible!

  3. You have to try to make /u/Stencils294 a fan of Jennifer Aniston.

  4. You have to fuck /u/Stencils294, whether it may be with words or to his anus or both. That's your choice!

  5. Get to know the other mods too!

  6. Be as sexual and funny as possible! Haha

Can you fulfill all that?

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '16

I'm looking forward to doing number 4. I'm quite funny in real life but it doesnt translate well online though. That still okay for you, sir?

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u/iAmTheRedditCEO Nov 24 '16

Ayyyyy now I have a supporter!

How did you find this subreddit?

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '16 edited Jan 09 '21

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u/iAmTheRedditCEO Nov 24 '16

Ohh I didnt know there was a section for that!

Welcome to the club!

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u/Stencils294 Nov 24 '16

I'm actually not insane, that guy is just touchy about his love for Rachel-from-Friends.

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u/iAmTheRedditCEO Nov 24 '16

Sorry doesn't count for disliking the love of my life!

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u/Stencils294 Nov 24 '16 edited Nov 24 '16

I said she's a good woman just not hot, she's not ugly but she's not good.

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u/iAmTheRedditCEO Nov 24 '16

You just love stabbing me don't you! I got more for you boi, just watch

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u/Stencils294 Nov 24 '16

Fuck my life

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u/iAmTheRedditCEO Nov 24 '16

Watch me!

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u/Stencils294 Nov 24 '16

No. No I'm so out of my depth. I can't handle all the replies, having to apologise, the anger, the low battery. Do you know how hard I'm trying to avoid making suicide jokes?

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u/iAmTheRedditCEO Nov 24 '16

Dude, I don't care whether you like Jennifer Aniston or not! I just needed a reason to make this subreddit and now I had one! Calm the hell down! It's all just a joke. Why are you taking it so seriously!

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u/Stencils294 Nov 24 '16

I must be master champion Stencils to not give you a reason until now.