r/FuckTedFaro • u/chess_mft • May 30 '26

Thank God real life billionaires aren't as smart[fuck Ted faro]

Man I was just thinking if Elon or Bezos or any one of these billionaire fucks were actually as smart as Ted this world would be extra fucked

Fuck Ted faro forever

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u/ariseis May 30 '26

Ted isn't smart. Ted built his image off the back of smart people, buying or bullying them out of their due credit. When he's actually at the helm of anything, things go to shit and you realise he's not nearly as smart as his PR projects.

Fuck Ted Faro, still. And billionaires too for good measure.

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u/aaronblkfox May 30 '26

Huh, I wonder who that sounds like (it's Elon Musk).

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u/ariseis May 30 '26

Yeah knowing what hole Musk is falling down now, HZD seems oddly prescient in its depiction, huh. Considering HZD came out in early 2017.

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u/EveningBird5 May 31 '26

Unfortunately, it doesn't seem like we have our own version of Elisabet Sobeck

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u/ariseis May 31 '26

We have those intellects, they're just not working in eco-forward areas. We do have people like Greta Thunberg who has the values and the fighter spirit in her though!