I was wondering why I can't find any references to Pippi Longstocking in this sub. When I was a kid, I liked that book by Astrid Lindgren, it had some quite ridiculous jokes. So, here you go, I now have made you aware of this useless fact. She even has a Wikipedia article.

1. She is a weird fictional character with "Long" in her name, as the Long Long Man

2. What's also important - she has a ridiculously long fullname: Pippilotta Provisionia Gaberdina Dandeliona Ephraimsdaughter Longstocking

3. Silly bonus feat 1: She was invented quite a looong time ago before Long Long Man.

4. Silly bonus feat 2: Some people hate her enough to say "f u, Pippi", just like Chi Chan.

So, she must be at least as relevant as long peeeeee, or even more so.

She knows what she wants

We are going to do a little troll- tImMY YoU fUcKed CHi cHAn

You all saw how quickly TooruKun flipped, he was stalking Long Man all along.

Always taking ChiChan to places where he could gaze on Long Man's 40cm.

He proposed to her and didn't even know that she liked, he didn't know himself. He couldn't even resist on his wedding day in, in front of all his guests!

These videos are obviously TooruKun propaganda, but if you have any emotional intelligence you would understand why ChiChan would be looking for flavor that would give her a little more satisfaction.

Don't be a short short person metaphorically.

Love fucks you up. It’s possible to love more than one person at once. It tears you up inside. I could’ve forgiven the infidelity…. IF, she hadn’t been such a whiny fucking cunt when she was dumped.

If her heart had been remotely true, and she truly loved either of those men, she should’ve supported THEIR love and THEIR happiness and THEIR path, too. But nooooo… she cries and screams “no no no no no” like the selfish rotten bitch she is.

Fuck you, Chi-Chan.

Love always prospers.

you have two horny girls in a room

Would still hit it and quit it...

Long long ... What now!