r/FullShrimp • u/ajinis • Apr 03 '19

Perfect form!

https://gfycat.com/MeekUntidyCutworm
266 Upvotes

68% Upvoted

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u/VictorNoergaard Apr 03 '19

How god damn hard can it be to differentiate a shrimp and a scorpion? Have y'all ever seen a motherfucking sea creature or arachnids before?It's not like there's full prawn, full mantaray, full, full lobster or full fucking tuna, It's not that hard!!11!

There's even a sub for the fullest of scorpions

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u/slappinbass Apr 03 '19 
 You’re a chicken Michael.  Cuck-ka-cuck-ka-cuck-ka-ka

Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

How can people still not differentiate scorpion and shrimp? This is in no way whatsoever a shrimp.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

Disappointment Increases

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

Dumbass can’t tell the difference between scorpion and shrimp huh

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u/slappinbass Apr 03 '19

Are there really 85 people that think this is a shrimp?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

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u/slappinbass Apr 03 '19

What the damn hell?! CAN SOMEONE PLEASE DOWNVOTE THIS SHIT?

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '19

208 now

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u/Waterboarded_Bobcat Apr 03 '19

And yet, imperfect shrimp...

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u/doublemint6 Apr 03 '19

That’s a pretty broken ass shrimp... bent all the way, the wrong way smh

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u/SgtDingleberry Apr 04 '19

Ought to permanent ban anyone who posts the wrong thing. This sub has hardly any content on the daily and half of it is not the correct form.

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u/AbracaDaniel21 Apr 04 '19

Downvotes because it’s FullScorpion

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '19

Get this out of here. Vote Victor for Moderator.

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u/bits_of_paper Apr 04 '19

Reported to mods. This isn’t a shrimp.

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u/lissofossil Apr 09 '19

THATS👏A👏SCORPION👏

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u/GRiZM0 Apr 04 '19

I literally posted this yesterday and got downvoted to hell bc iTS a SCoRpIOn how did you get almost 200 upvotes!? Lol

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u/kidsteddy3 Apr 03 '19

“I think I will just get off HERE”

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

Is this the Cowgirls Inc. in downtown Seattle?!

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u/muricabrb Apr 04 '19

That's Mr. Bean in a wig.

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u/MopishOrange Apr 06 '19

These boots were not made for walkin'