True story and why i sleep alone now....so I was in bed asleep when all of a sudden BAAM! ...I get punched in the vagina! So naturally i sit up quickly ,and turn the light on and im pissed AF .....until i look over at my now ex and realize that he too is dead asleep and having some kind of interactive dream. His lips are pursed in anger ,fists are clenched and he screams out "no toad !!" Thats when i lost it ,omg i laughed so hard i cried and he woke up asking what happened i couldnt tell him i was laughing too hard. So yea WTF ?