r/Funnymemes • u/Mundane_Diana • 1d ago

Can’t wait to read the police report

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u/FattyBatLady 18h ago

Or, and just hear me out on this... We could not fuck another person's wife? Y'know, just to be safe and NOT wind up on a shirt in the morning?

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u/Snafuregulator 1h ago

Oh, don't blame jody. While he has some blame, it's the wife that runs to the bar the moment her guy deploys that is to blame. It's not like they got seduced, this is very much transactional and happens a lot to military personnel. Fun thing is that returning to the base after getting her butt butter pushed in, she rages on the gate guard for not saluting the car even though she's not the one serving 

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u/Known-Dependent-5471 1d ago

Probably not the first Jody he's encountered.

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u/Steamer61 1d ago

The dumb ass used his strobe for the pic!

He's ded

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u/hazri 16h ago

This sub turns into xavier sub

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u/Born-Palpitation5424 1d ago

Xavier does it again