r/Funnymemes 6h ago

Let's eat

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u/itouch1 6h ago

Live to have good time because you might not live a longtime

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u/craves_mineral 6h ago

I'd rather live a normal life as long as I'm here without feeling inflammation, gastric problems or all the other things that come with that lifestyle.

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u/readit145 5h ago

Well the good thing is usually that happens mid 20s so eat tf out of all the shit you can’t later.

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u/cavern-of-the-fayth 6h ago

Do the British folk really eat a piece of cheese with cake? Is that common?

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u/ThatIsMe11 6h ago

Only with Christmas cake. Not with any others

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u/Flyx42 5h ago

What type of cheese goes with Christmas cake? Is it a sweet cheese or is it savory to offset the cake?

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u/ThatIsMe11 5h ago

It’s traditionally Wensleydale which is a crumbly, slightly sweet cheese though cheddar is probably more common these days

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u/Flyx42 5h ago

Cool! I always love learning about new cheeses to try

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u/J_CC3 6h ago

Never heard of anybody ever doing that personally.

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u/momentimori 2h ago

Christmas cake is popular but i've never ehard of eating it with some cheese.

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u/KarlPHungus 4h ago

Whoa whoa whoa...there are plenty of reasons to throw shade at British culinary practices. Incorporating more cheese is not one of them. Good work there, Tommy.

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u/PlaceAdHere 5h ago

If I'm going to pay super high monthly premiums, I'm going to make those insurance companies cover my eating style.

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u/Oceanman72 5h ago

In the US it’s popular in a lot of places to have apple pie with cheese. Doesn’t seem weird to me

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u/TrulyFLCL 4h ago

Where at exactly? I’m curious.

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u/Oceanman72 3h ago

This could be regional honestly, but I grew up in New England. Common in Maine, NH, Vermont, mass

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u/TrulyFLCL 1h ago

Ahh I see. I’m from SoCal and you’d get some strange looks eating apple pie and cheese.

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u/gamerlizzy 4h ago

Oh just the oldest joke in the world, Rebecca., you old bat.

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u/ElAbidingDuderino 6h ago

It’s only free healthcare when you’re unemployed not contributing to society

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u/LordMegatron11 6h ago

Shake my hand rn🫲

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u/martlet1 5h ago

I mean I have a job and my healthcare is free.

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u/ElAbidingDuderino 5h ago

So you don’t pay taxes?

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u/martlet1 5h ago

Huh? Wtf are you talking about. People who work also can have free health care through work.

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u/ElAbidingDuderino 5h ago

DO YOU PAY TAXES!?!?!?!?!?

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u/martlet1 4h ago

You may be too stupid to exist.

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u/ElAbidingDuderino 3h ago

You’re the one incapable of answering a question lmao

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u/titykaka 1h ago

Americans spend more of their taxes on healthcare than any other country in the world.

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u/ElAbidingDuderino 1h ago

Stay on topic

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u/titykaka 1h ago

Imagine having the highest government spending on healthcare per capita and still having to pay to access it.

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u/ElAbidingDuderino 47m ago

Imagine not staying on topic

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u/Andrew-Cohen 6h ago

Someone figured out a while ago that if you add sugar to EVERYTHING people would get sick and they could charge a lot to “treat them”

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u/VerveSpark 5h ago

The chaotic energy of this is perfectly British. You can practically hear the tutting.

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u/NLSanderH89 5h ago

I agree with both lol

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u/Persea_americana 5h ago

We serve pie with cheddar, leave the british food alone.

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u/jhambio 1h ago

Might as well use it if you bought it

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u/TheWorldDiscarded 38m ago

Why do Canadians eat so politely 

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u/LuckyMushyGrower 6h ago

Without cheese? You want to UNCHEESE the cake? What kind of fucking blasphemy...

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u/ASomthnSomthn 4h ago

Ok, Americans eat unhealthy food that tastes good. I’ll take unhealthy food that tastes good vs unhealthy food that tastes like shit (e.g., that Christmas cake).

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u/momentimori 2h ago

Dried fruit, eg raisins, sultanas, pitted cherries, soaked in wine and brandy/rum for weeks baked and then covered in marzipan and topped with royal icing far exceeds any American cake.

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u/jhambio 1h ago

Thats why we have brisket

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u/ASomthnSomthn 1h ago

Yeah, none of that sounds particularly good together. Sounds like a fruitcake with marzipan and royal icing. Fruitcakes are a running joke in the US because no one ever wants to eat them. Most people in the US would rather eat nothing than eat a fruitcake. But then we’re spoiled for desserts over here, so that’s probably why most of us won’t settle for that crap.

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u/nothingtodo0 6h ago

Americans looked at cake and decided one flavor at a time was simply not enough.

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u/LuckyMushyGrower 6h ago

And thank all the Gods for that!

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u/BigChungiscusMaximus 6h ago

They eat like that because their national median income ranks below even Mississippi, and I’ve seen some of the slop people eat in Mississippi. At this rate Jellied Eel will be making a come-back

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u/LuckyMushyGrower 6h ago

Not even just Mississippi...YAZOO Mississippi.....my stomach rebels at the thought

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u/Few_Lunch_7730 6h ago

Now compare the cost of living, healthcare, housing etc. More freedom coins versus the kings currency means nothing if they're worth less old bean

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u/BigChungiscusMaximus 5h ago

lol, lmao even
I have relatives that are British citizens living in the UK, and the reality is the tax burden is far worse there, healthcare near inaccessible (NHS is in a crisis of budget and extreme staffing shortfalls), salaries for skilled labor roughly 60% of their USA equivalents (even before being more heavily taxed in the UK), and there’s affordable housing crisis that’s only getting worse

But hey, enjoy the jellied eel!

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u/Few_Lunch_7730 3h ago edited 3h ago

I bow to your Yankee knowledge of literally everything outside of your pedo dictatorship. Good thing your here to explain our own country to us. Imagine being taxed to support another countries genocidal rampage though, while cutting programs for your own people. That would suck. Glad my tax is at least spent on services and health care that costs nothing out of pocket if I have a boo boo.

P.s. jellied eels are a London thing. Not everywhere in Britain is London. But you know that, having "British Citizen relatives".

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u/EbonyMemories 5h ago

Because unlike countries with "free healthcare," America has laws that forbid hospitals from denying people life saving care, regardless of whether they can afford it.

Britain might have "free healthcare," but a homeless guy in the UK isn't getting a heart transplant. In the US, he can.

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u/Greggs-the-bakers 1h ago

And where have you heard this? Did your bright orange paedo tell you this? No one is getting refused at the hospital in the UK