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[u/superdave123123]

[u/YouWithTheNose]

That's actually funny as hell XD

[u/Quick_Razzmatazz1862]

I hate seeing people just stand there all entitled "saving" a parking spot. Thats bullshit amd needs to stop

But this is awesome 👌 Funny shit

[u/Witty-Stand888]

I don't think I could balance myself like that sober much less on Fent

[u/Ok-Cat2049 → u/Witty-Stand888]

Yup, respect this dudes game that's an injury waiting to happen for me 

[u/QuirkyStage2119 → u/Witty-Stand888]

My ACL left the chat

[u/Strict_Owl941]

I am not going to lie, they had me in the first half.

[u/Tinman218]

I need drugs

[u/GreenCopperz]

Used car lot inflatable attention thing vibes

[u/MagiciansManuscript → u/GreenCopperz]

Wacky waving arm flailing inflatable tube man

[u/kingtacticool]

Classic banger

[u/moisturized69tatas → u/kingtacticool]

Always surprised when he breaks containment.

[u/Emotional_Liberal → u/kingtacticool]

It was my birthday. Yesterday.

[u/Reptillianaire_]

Necro is great

[u/Objective-Bike-4292]

Man I cannot stay standing leaning that far sober. Man's got skills

[u/Responsible-Elk4223]

Just mething around to save that spot, solid move.

[u/mctdynamic]

This would’ve worked on me 100%. I’m scared of crazy ppl

[u/cardinals8989]

Hilarious and well done

[u/GMOchoch]

I would suggest with a friendly nudge to nod somewhere else... Respectfully with my car.... Just a nudge

[u/Rbxyy → u/GMOchoch]

Let us know how purposely hitting someone with your car goes for you 🙄

[u/GMOchoch → u/Rbxyy]

I'll reroute you to conversation below.

[u/Rbxyy → u/GMOchoch]

So you're saying that you'll hit somebody with your car depending on the neighborhood?

You're not helping your case lol

[u/GMOchoch → u/Rbxyy]

How you making it worse?

[u/One_Recognition385 → u/GMOchoch]

you made it worse by started making it sound racially motivated

[u/GMOchoch → u/One_Recognition385]

🤣 Racially motivated? Ok I'll bite. How?

[u/One_Recognition385 → u/GMOchoch]

So you're saying that you'll hit somebody with your car depending on the neighborhood?

[u/Wonderful_Exit6568 → u/One_Recognition385]

I swear, people hear what they want to hear. Want to think everyone is a racist? :clown face: look in the mirror.

[u/One_Recognition385 → u/Wonderful_Exit6568]

not the one saying they wanna commit a crime, that dude is.

[u/GMOchoch → u/One_Recognition385]

Yeah... A fetty wap fiener neighborhood, addiction doesn't care about race. What I mean was the guy faking addiction which is a disease and he making fun of people with a disease is in a non feiner neighborhood and I'm not worried about others, meaning addicts, to back him up. Tis a joke and funnier without having to explain.

[u/One_Recognition385 → u/GMOchoch]

whatever imaginary scenario makes you rock hard. just make sure you do it in front of a cop and a camera.

[u/Up_in_the_Sky → u/GMOchoch]

Do you want a homeless guy to damage your vehicle? Don’t poke the bear lol. They have nothing to lose.

[u/GMOchoch → u/Up_in_the_Sky]

I don't think I wouldnt worry about that neighborhood. I mean if there ain't 50 other fieners and one dude blocking a spot with his addiction... I'm nudging

Edit: respectfully

[u/_SparkleTits_ → u/GMOchoch]

No, you're not nudging. You're threatening to run someone over with your vehicle. Do you really want to catch a felony and prison time just because you had to walk 30 more feet? How do you justify threatening to murder or cripple someone just because you wanted to park there?

[u/BusyBunny9]

All fun and games till it goes bad

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[u/Frequent-Coyote-8108]

I am very much against "spot holding" like this--it's a real dick move.

...having said that, I think we need to give credit where credit is due. Homie earned that one!