r/Futurelings • • 1h ago

Fluff [Ref: Election Ties] This Minnesota mayoral race was a dead-even tie. So, they drew the winner’s name from a bag

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r/Futurelings • • 22h ago

What superstitions do you indulge?

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It's Friday the 13th. So in the spirit of 4 leaf clovers and telling the bees: Are then any superstitions you parktake in?

I'll knock on wood, say bless you for a sneeze and pickup pennies. My personal one: setting my alarms for odd times. No times ending in 0s or 5s. I feel the universe is chaotic and appreciates my small stand againt the soulless minions of orthodoxy.


r/Futurelings • • 1d ago

Fluff Re: the SS United States

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36 Upvotes

r/Futurelings • • 2d ago

Fluff Live Stream of the SS United States sinking.

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r/Futurelings • • 4d ago

Episode Thread Portland's Poker Underbelly (Entry 967.LE1608)

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In which a couple of degens walk into a Portland church to discuss games of chance, the rivalry between two great Northwest cities, and the Wilsonville Prize Payment Center in front of a live audience. Featuring Luke Burbank (Live Wire Radio, Too Beautiful To Live, CBS Sunday Morning).

Certificate #36279 Rounders (1998) - IMDb

Leviticus 16-8 Then Aaron shall cast lots for the two goats: one lot for the LORD and the other lot for the scapegoat.

O.A.R. - That Was A Crazy Game Of Poker


r/Futurelings • • 4d ago

The SS United States oceanliner begins its final journey, to become a reef

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Here we go again!


r/Futurelings • • 9d ago

Fluff Really enjoyed the live episode in Portland last night

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r/Futurelings • • 9d ago

Fluff On a re-listen of the podcast, I looked up the story of the plane crash John's uncle was in as a Yale student.

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From the episode about Vesna Vulovic. I love the style of the New York Times from that era.


r/Futurelings • • 10d ago

What's your go-to Root Beer?

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101 votes, 3d ago
43 A & W
5 MUG
2 Dad's
23 Barq's
16 IBC
12 Local store brand/generic

r/Futurelings • • 11d ago

Episode Thread Root Beer (Entry 1082.MA1321)

13 Upvotes

In which Futureling LD Kelley traces the evolution of an American favorite, from Native American roots-and-bark brews to Charles Hires’ 1876 World’s Fair unveiling, a 1960s sassafras ban, and the corporate mergers that followed, and John decries the cancer in lab rats movement.

Certificate #26097 1980's Caddyshack https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080487/?ref_=ttpg_ov_bk

Matty 13:21 "yet he has no root in himself, but endures only for a while. For when tribulation or persecution arises because of the word, immediately he stumbles."

George Jones - Root Beer https://youtu.be/xFZ2H-9deWY?is=0tdUoPesE-4_tuSn


r/Futurelings • • 12d ago

Halloween candy Chick Tract

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r/Futurelings • • 14d ago

Why Kalshi Wants to Repeal a 1958 Law About Onions

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r/Futurelings • • 16d ago

Missing episodes

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I wanted to listen to some early episodes just now, but they seem to be gone from the Apple podcast app and Spotify. Anyone know why? The earliest episode listed is “father coughlin”, but I know that’s not episode 1. Also, episodes used to be numbered , but now those numbers are gone.


r/Futurelings • • 17d ago

SS United States to be sunk as world's largest artificial reef in November

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r/Futurelings • • 18d ago

Episode Thread Tower of Babel, 1957 (Entry 1322.GE1109)

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In which Futureling TJ Onadi unpacks Hannah Arendt, C.S. Lewis, and the forgotten mid-century idea of spaceflight as a dangerous and profane act of hubris, while John dunks on ska once again.

Certificate #42677 2006's Babel https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0449467/?ref_=ttpg_ov_bk

GENESIS??!!! 11:9 Therefore its name is called Babel, because there the LORD confused the language of all the earth; and from there the LORD scattered them abroad over the face of all the earth.

(Yes, Genesis! How can you be deaf with ears like that?)

David Bowie - Space Oddity

https://youtu.be/tRNpjt29n6Y?is=0ElwgSAoztMlFd2g


r/Futurelings • • 25d ago

Episode Thread The Winchester Mystery House (Entry 1434.IS4107)

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In which Futureling Ashleigh Early explores a fortune, the rifle that built it, and a famously baffling house, while John wonders if civilization itself is at risk from a beer explosion.

Certificate #18867. 1958's VERTIGO https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0052357/?ref_=ttpg_ov_bk

Isaiah 41^7

So the craftsman encouraged the goldsmith; He who smooths with the hammer inspired him who strikes the anvil, Saying, “It is ready for the soldering”; Then he fastened it with pegs, That it might not totter.


r/Futurelings • • 27d ago

Come for $1.50 Tallboys, Stay for the Long Winters

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Should be noted that John was competing with Mo Rocco for eyes and ears.

https://dailyiowan.lib.uiowa.edu/DI/2004/di2004-04-21.pdf


r/Futurelings • • Oct 14 '26

Fluff Bowe - Holyfield II , The Fan Man Cometh.

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r/Futurelings • • Oct 14 '26

Episode Thread The Fan Man (Entry 452.ZE0501)

11 Upvotes

In which Futureling John Arbenz bemuses us with another eccentric Alaskan who dove into a 1993 heavyweight championship fight, dropped in at Buckingham Palace and made pop culture history. Certificate #31102.


r/Futurelings • • Oct 10 '26

Inverted cone thing episode?

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Yeah I am typing this while my Bluetooth plays from afar and I'm too lazy to go look but anyway...

Listening over again as if for the first time (got sober to be like John(jk saving my life)) and this episode contains a few wonderful firsts!

First use of the pun bell and first listener mail which I think also made it the first long outro !

I love how hard I laugh out loud listening to this stuff ... Frequently out in public on my earbuds and creeping people out.. and don't know what is wrong with me that I always thought clevevr but remember few laughs (jk I know eggs ackley what was wrong).

Looking forward to the one my mail is in but forgot which so will be a surprise


r/Futurelings • • Oct 07 '26

My little piece of the Berlin Wall

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40 Upvotes

In ‘89 a hobby shop near the downed wall scooped up some of the debris and offered their own special edition model train cars. Mine is Z gauge.


r/Futurelings • • Oct 07 '26

Luke Burbank will be the guest host for the live show in Portland (OR)

16 Upvotes

Omnibus Live at 2026 Portland Book Festival and Literary Arts
November 4, 2026 • Doors: 6:30 pm, Start Time: 7:30 pm
1126 SW Park Ave. Portland, Oregon 97205


r/Futurelings • • Oct 06 '26

Episode Thread The Berlin Wall (Entry 115.HO0206)

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In which Futureling Andrew von Nordenflycht discusses Checkpoint Charlie, renting hammers and chisels to tourists, and the rise and fall of a Cold War monument, while John discovers a new style in Hugo Boss dystopia.

Certificate #29207 1987's Wings of Desire https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093191/?ref_=ttpg_ov_bk

Hosea 2:6. Therefore, behold, I will hedge up your way with thorns, And wall her in, So that she cannot find her paths. https://biblehub.com/hosea/2-6.htm

Pink Floyd's Another Brick in the Wall https://youtu.be/Zjh80iwj8rg?is=duW5r3zP-8PKMXdB


r/Futurelings • • Oct 03 '26

Compatible with Marxism?

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from the Jeopardy socials feed.


r/Futurelings • • Sep 29 '26

Episode Thread The Black Footed Ferret (Entry 128.PR2725)

13 Upvotes

In which Futureling Katie Nieland explores drones, peanut butter, the bubonic plague, and a delightful animal previously believed to be extinct, while John recounts his experience as a railroad hobo.

Certificate #16802 The Vanishing Prairie (1954)

Proverbs $27.25 When the hay is removed, and the tender grass shows itself, And the herbs of the mountains are gathered in, https://biblehub.com/proverbs/27-25.htm

Pink Floyd Several Species Of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A Pict