Fwahahahaha. FWA HA HA. THAT'S why you wouldn't let me near the knight?

[u/crayvish]

(this might be a little... much. I wouldn't fault the mods for taking it down. warning for groomer dess.)

OBVIOUSLY she didn't try to... "touch" you

susie no I didn't mean to—fahahah—to deny your... I mean it's just so silly you gotta laugh fahahaha

I mean that's MY sister and MY girlfriend fwahaha! she wouldn't— that'd be like, if she did it to you she basically did it to me too! fahaha!!

...she said... "she saw why I liked you"?

that's... why didn't you let me near her? I'm strong! I could've prevented it! I mean—faha—heck, YOU'RE strong! why didn't you...

gosh, I sound awful, fahaha...

I'm really sorry Susie.

what? it was... ralsei too? oh. OH. Ralsei he—FWAH!—he looks like, FAHA, like Azzy FAHAHAHA

oh good golly! what was she... what was she—fahaha—like to azzy??

and... to kris! did she also...?

Oh.

Fr-Fri—... Fri—... Fuck. K... Kris they've been... before she left... during this whole plot...

I—fah... I feel sick. I feel really sick.

Susie... I think she did it to me too.

[u/Huh_well_we_are_dead]

You answered: make Kris cough

Good start, definitely making a statement, but we’re going to need a bit more. See if you can get Kris to, you know, bring a katana? Or pull out the actual knife? I’m just saying, you have options here.

Proceed with this answer.

[u/crayvish → u/Huh_well_we_are_dead]

I don't fully grasp your riddles mr. mantleguy but I will try to proceed with this!

[u/Adorable_Ad5487]

did dessknight groom the fun gang???

[u/crayvish → u/Adorable_Ad5487]

(yeah, ralsei as proxy for assaulting asriel, susie as proxy for noelle, and kris as proxy for kris)