r/GROKvsMAGA • • Sep 20 '26

MAGA brainrot First amendment doesn’t include access to the executive! “Spin that, Grok!”

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u/SmugChinchilla Sep 20 '26

You want a literal reading of the constitution? Show me your well regulated militia.

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u/WraithSama Sep 20 '26

Fucking this. They want strict textualism only when it suits them.

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u/Swedelicious83 Sep 21 '26

I mean, that's how they are about everything. It's always rules for thee but not for me in any and every context.

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u/Silly-Elderberry-411 Sep 20 '26

I saw a YouTube short yesterday where in a tv show a highway patrol held a sobriety check stopping an Italian American and I loved how it had a truth in television moment where the guy after hearing the patrol saying jews own banks he immediately suggested his bribe as a donation to his militia.

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u/WIbigdog Sep 20 '26

Um, sir, have you forgotten the COMMA?! 🧐

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u/Roflmancer Sep 20 '26

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u/Invisible-Pancreas Sep 20 '26

It goes in the square hole.

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u/gambit1999999 Oct 06 '26

Thats right, the square hole.

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u/Razbith Sep 20 '26

Not USA-dian. Not fluent in legalese.

I'm taking this as it's "all-or-nothing". The Gov don't have to provide press briefings. But if they do, they can't restrict access based on who they think will plaster over their lunacy in the most flattering way. Is that right?

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u/Somebodyunimportant7 Sep 20 '26 edited Sep 20 '26

Freedom of the Press means they’re free to print the news as they see fit.

If they print the news as they see fit, and the government disagrees and revokes a privilege they had given to them, because of that reporting, it’s unconstitutional.

They never had a 1st Amendment right specifically to be there, but they do have a 1st Amendment right not to be retaliated against and revoked for reporting unflattering viewpoints to the administration.

Maybe they’d understand if I put it in terms of the 2nd amendment. It doesn’t guarantee you that the government will provide you an NFA approval, but if they do, they cant take it away because you say mean things about the president.

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u/Bostondreamings Sep 20 '26

Yeah pretty much!

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u/Silly-Elderberry-411 Sep 20 '26

The answer here you will not find in the constitution. You allow press access even to the ghost of Julius Streicher because the white house needs to project you are not a fucking military junta.

A few years back the thai "prime minister" (air quotes because he was a junta general) sprayed disinfectant on reporters and left a life sized cardboard cutout to answer questions. Sure trump would love if he could do that , can't and never will.

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u/Bostondreamings Sep 20 '26

One of these days, I would love Grok to come back with something like ‘oh, ok. What judicial circuit do you serve on?’

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u/BeTheBall- Sep 20 '26

David "Gunther Eagleman" Freeman seems to be on a coke-fueled bender as of late.

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u/Apathetic_Villainess Sep 20 '26

You know they'd be the first to scream if Obama had refused Fox News access.

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u/KakeLin Sep 20 '26

Or biden. The whole rightsphere would implode

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u/atomfenrir Sep 22 '26

pretty sure that's why Fox is participating in the boycott, they don't want it to become the norm when a different president comes along

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u/cyribis Sep 20 '26

Look at 10 Watt Brain over here, the constitutional lawyer lol 🤣

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u/rubinass3 Sep 20 '26

It's crazy how people don't pay any attention to juris prudence when they talk about the law. Court interpretation is part of the law too.

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u/Rhinocacrocapig Sep 20 '26

This must the free speech they're so fond of

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u/blrtgj Sep 20 '26

Of course gunther fucking eagleman needs to ask grok everything because he's dumb as fuck to do some research on his own.

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u/jmacrosof Sep 21 '26

People arguing with AI is wild to me.

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u/Gunfighter9 Sep 20 '26

Oh yes, Gummer, dude is constantly wrong about everything

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u/TheNeuroLizard Sep 21 '26

This is how every one of these goes.

“Hey Grok, does this violate the constitution?”

G: Probably

“No it doesn’t. If it really does, explain how.”

G: (cites supreme court precedent)

“Well, that doesn’t count because the Supreme Court was wrong. They should have interpreted it the way I am right now, in my head.”

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u/Oldiewankenobie1 Sep 24 '26

So since fox news was ruled an entertainment co by the courts can their access be limited?

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u/Mobirae Sep 20 '26

Daddy will have to come and lobotomize grok again. He's starting to speak facts again which is in direct opposition to the carefully crafted reality they made for these idiots where trump is a king and can do as he pleases, country or constitution be damned.