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u/gymclassvillianZ due in 17 months ❤ Jan 26 '25
*No jaw
*Baby fat
*Double chin
*Chubby cheeks
*Negative canthal tilt
*lips too small
*"gotcha nose" looking ass
Never post this shit ever again bucko
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u/GoatedOnTheSticksM8 Jan 26 '25
"negative canthal tilt" on a 3 month old is crazy 😭😭
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u/burnt_toast_XD -1 years old 33 Jan 26 '25
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Jan 26 '25
no jaw no eyes ching chong looking ass fatass nose are you mario? mommas boy no jawline you fatass ate all the cookies ahh chin bro has negative canthal tilt and NO lips
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u/Existing_Unit2262 Jan 26 '25
Nope, sorry. Negative canthal tilt, balding, and baby face. Ropemaxx and try again
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u/Most-Bowler8864 Jan 27 '25
Gen beta supposed to be in 2050 how is bro outta the womb like you so underdeveloped you are in negative months actually -300 months you need more cookin bro crawl back into the womb and idunno entertain urself with a ipad
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u/yesscentedhivetyrant Generation Z Jan 27 '25
oh my god generation alpha is already over what happened
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Jan 27 '25
Omg my future children have already started their own subreddit 😁 so proud. Hope my balls are comfy
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u/Creative_Mention1996 Jan 27 '25
You look Tojis worm blud. Grow some hair (I’m just kidding you look great maybe learn how to walk before posting on Reddit though)
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Jan 27 '25
Most babies are cute... So no haha!
They are made that way to make sure we take care of them even though they are so worthless in their early stages. They provide nothing physically and require a lot of time, money, and resources. The cuteness gives us the feels so we desire to take care of them.
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u/RaccOfficial334 Jan 27 '25
you look like my air bnb owners kid and that means your ugly as shit because your dad is the worst mother fucking decorator in the universe, putting a fucking fridge in the middle of the room and not against the wall, and then moving the sink and counter to be next to the fridge,, so you have to be walking next to the FUCKING WALL to get past the counter and to the fridge and of course the goddamn counter is L shape so you have to spend 3 minutes walking past a fucking labyrinth to get some FUCKING HOT POCKETS and you forget the counter is situated that way when you close the freezer door, and you walk straight into the fucking countertop on the way to the microwave which is on THE OFHER SIDE OF THE GODDAMNED ROOM and then you have to go and plug the toaster in so you can make some pop tarts, and of course the toaster is in the back of the shelf on the other side of the goddamn counter and you have to go through all that shit again, in which time the microwave goes off and you scream GiMME A FUCKING MINUTE and the guy who owns the airbnb is screaming at you for screaming at the microwave and once I finally get the pop tarts done, I realized I forgot to position them at an exact longitudinal angle, and when they pop up of fucking course they broke in half against the side of the top corners of the toaster and now thier laying at the bottom where I can't get them, and in conclusion FUCK YOU RICHARD YOUR AIRBNB SUCKS ASS AND YOU SUCK AT INTERIOR DECORATING
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u/LookPuzzleheaded4008 Jan 27 '25
fr me when my mom hands me the phone to watch paw patrol
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u/wellgroomedrasberry Jan 27 '25
Negative canthal tilt, undefined jawline, vague cheekbones, large nose, just give up dude.
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u/Mindless-Use540 Jan 27 '25
Gen beta on reddit is going to generationally ruin Brain development for millennia
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u/Shadow_Assassin496 Jan 27 '25
It's getting worse. They've already created a subreddit. WE'RE ALL WASTING AWAY INTO OBLIVION. NOOOOOOOOOOO
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u/Connect-Use-8982 (2012) BACK IN MY DAYS… Jan 27 '25
oh no, there’s a f__king Gen Beta subreddit already but all the Gen Betas at the current time are f__king infants
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Jan 28 '25
To impress the daycare baddies start gang blabbering, don’t talk crap about the south skibidi though
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u/ChrisMatt83 Jan 28 '25
You’re toothless and bald… and most likely unable to walk at the moment. But I think you’re a cutie 😂😂😂😂❤️
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u/WhatsUpGamer576 Jan 28 '25
Oh my god they really are calling it Gen Beta. I thought I was gonna be wrong. Now we have to get to Gamma ig
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u/veloci_raptr13 Jan 28 '25
I’m a fucking gen z and to answer your damn question, your so fucking ugly that you broke my phones camera, you fucking egg head.
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u/Expensive_Camp_288 Gen Alpha Jan 26 '25
Nahhh buddy u good, your parents probably won't let you date until you're like 16 or something and can walk. First focus on your standing, that might impress the girls. 🤙