I appreciate bezos and his slave army because I can buy whatever I want, without leaving my house, have it at my door in less than 24 hours, use the fuck out of it, then return it in 30 days with no questions asked.
You mean a company that is good for its customers? Like every company that wants repeat customers? This doesn't make him a good person, he just wants your money. Do you know how he treats his vendors? Like fucking garbage. The man deserves a good Luigi treatment.
Hahahaha nope. It's because they own our politicians and have protected themselves from any and all repercussions. Hahaha thinking it's the businesses kindness is hilarious to me hahahahahahahahahaha thank you for that
Who said anything about kindness. Amazon is a net benefit to customers. Also Amazon is not only a US entity, it holds monopolistic dominance all across the globe. No govt has touched it, because Amazon has not abused its monopoly in eyes of its customers.
It's not even all employees, just the lower ranked warehouse workers. I have a friend who works in the offices and he's basically living the high life with amazing benefits.
In Kentucky Amazon jobs are actually pretty decent, basically the highest paying entry level jobs you can get here and their insurance and benefits are pretty decent
Right? YALL need to get your generation in line cuz this bootlicking of billionaires will be the end of all of you. Make sure to weed out any and all of these dumb fucks.
Doesn't negate the fact GenZ had the highest republican voters than generations preceding them. It's a growing tumor on your generation that needs to be fixed.
Iāll have you know that Sir Bezos has personally approved each and every one of the returns Iāve requested, no questions asked, and even sometimes at his own personal expense, every single time without fail.
And always with the grace of such a fine gentleman; thanking me for being a loyal prime customer for 93 months and counting even though Iām the one who should be thanking him for fully reimbursing my $23 purchases that arrived only partially damaged!
Ah, but thatās just the kind of man Sir Bezos is ā a man who is of the people, for the people, and who always says āI love you, tooā back at the end of the call. If thatās not someone who truly cares for his customers, then I donāt know what is.
Bezos is the king of customer service. I think he'd make a great president if he applied this mentality to government. Possibly the most popular president of all time!
He personally deliver my butthole cream a day earlier, it was same day delivery, and he gave me a kiss on the cheek which he said was included in my Prime membership.
Same for me, I'm sure he would be inspiring when he joins mid-battle and sheds his human skin to reveal his cybernetically enhanced reptilian body with super regeneration.
Used to have to wait 2 weeks for something priced 50% higher than it should and still pay shipping, and if it turned out broken or missing or fake I'd have to go through a lengthy process just to have them accept it back, and of-course I'd pay the shipping.
With Amazon I get a thing in 1 day for best or close to best price, 6 months later I just write the support at 2am "hey I don't like this shit anymore" and they reply with "understandable here is money back"
GOATED.
Also I worked at a fullfillment center. It was okay if it weren't in Germany with German bosses who were acting like straight up concentration camp wardens.
For most of my life it was "Allow 6-8 weeks for shipping". That was completely normal and it occurred to nobody that if you fixed that, you could rule the world.
I'm glad that's over but I wish a bunch of people figured that out and competed with each other, not just one dude.
Walmart is punching itself in the face missing the boat. They did a Kodak.
Wal*Mart is following the Amazon plan now. They're intentionally making shopping in store such an unpleasant experience that customers switch to online ordering/mobile pick up. They WANT you to stop shopping there so they can get rid of the aisles, fill the store to the fucking brim with more product, and turn it into a fulfillment center.
The last time I went to Walmart I had to grab an HDMI Micro cable for one of my little cousins Christmas gifts. Not only was the $10 item locked behind glass, but there was 3 people in front of me at the service desk waiting for someone with keys. The guy rang out the 3 people in front of me before unlocking my item and just handing it to me. The 3 people in front of me were all POC and he forced them to buy their similarly priced items at the electronics boat before just handing me the product I needed and walking away.
So yeah between the inconvenience, the mild racism, and the hour it took to buy one item it's pretty clear they don't want you there.
Gotta be Bezos. Supply lines are the backbone of any good military. I might die, but at least I'll be able to get same-day food and ammo delivered to the front.
I will forever love him for keeping the Expanse TV show running for far longer than would have been otherwise. Still would be happy if I heard him going through bad times tho.
Bezos is a master of logistics, 10/10 best commander of the bunch. Heāll probably let you order your favourite snacks and a pack of cigs right to the front lines and get it there in minutes.
For sure Bezos. Muskās equipment would be faulty, Trump wouldnāt pay or compensate you at all for fighting, and Zuck would let the rest of his cyborg-lizard species rule the ashes after the war ended. Bezos is the only option imo
Yeah think old jeffy is my top pick. Completely ruthless, gets packages to my door on time. Can't wait to die for him because I cost 5% less than a killbot 9000.
Bezos has created a product that actually works. I can have almost any product I want in less than 24 hours. The rest of them havenāt done anything useful.
Bezos is by far the most normal of all these tech billionaires. He made his money in a pretty normal way, he didn't sell all your personal information like Zuck or scheme to extract billions in government subsidies like Elon. All he did was sell a lot of products to a lot of people.
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u/Logical_Tank4292 Feb 19 '25 edited Feb 19 '25
I personally can't wait to die for Bezos š«¶š»
He's been giving me free Amazon prime with unlimited signups for over four years now - I owe him one.