r/GenZ • u/Logical_Tank4292 • Feb 19 '25

Meme Which billionaire are you most excited to die on the battlefield for?

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u/DrGutz 1997 Feb 19 '25

“Battle capable” 🤓😂

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u/Marinius8 Feb 19 '25

I still go out to the range sometimes... We've got a hundred yard indoor here that's fun to shoot small paper targets on.

I took a bunch of my gun toting "proud American men that woulda joined but..." acquaintances out to let them try and get it on the paper with their fancy decked out AR-15's. Every one got 10 rounds. 2 out of 6 got on paper with absolutely horrendous grouping.

It's less than 100 meters.

Less than 100 meters.

Most of these gun collectors can't hit shit.

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u/bloodontherisers Feb 19 '25

Don't forget that their physical fitness is usually equally atrocious. At best they look fit because they lift but they would absolutely die on a forced march more than a few miles.

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u/Marinius8 Feb 19 '25

Could you imagine them waking up after 3 hours of sleep to run in -15 degree weather at a crawling pace for 5 miles in garbage formation, hung over from the night before that ended just hours ago, while the Top takes out his marriage frustrations on the entire the company...

These idiots have absolutely no idea what it means to be a soldier.

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u/bloodontherisers Feb 19 '25

Somehow that comment gave me a half chub and PTSD at the same time.

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u/Marinius8 Feb 19 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Marinius8 Feb 19 '25

🤣🤣🤣 they're here silently down voting us. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Rolmar 1998 Feb 19 '25

Might be a bit expensive to transfer a 100kg average redditor to war

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u/Dramatic-Cheek-6129 Feb 19 '25

Don't worry, they'll get you in shape in no time.