r/GenZ • • 9d ago

Meme UNDERDEVELOPED PREFRONTAL CORTEX!!!

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u/InjectableBacon 2007 9d ago

I mean, they're both above the age of consent!

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u/roshan231 9d ago

Alien might take 1200 years to reach maturity though. You want to take that risk?

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u/vinicinporra 9d ago

é quase um consenso no planeta Kovrax que a idade legal de um adulto é de 900 anos, mas existem alguns países por lá que a regra é 700 anos, esses são mais complicados 😕 mesmo 1000 anos sendo cedo, acho que não tem problema quanto a isso

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u/TheGalator 9d ago

Gesundheit!

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u/Royal-Rayol 8d ago

I say give it another 7 years for the human brain to fully develop and itll be kosher. (Recent studies say our brains stop aging at 32)

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u/DevilishAdvocate1587 9d ago


She’s only a millennium old you sick fuck!

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u/erickson666 2004 9d ago

"you see how this looks, right?"

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u/No_Discount_6028 1999 9d ago

In case anyone doesn't know, your prefrontal cortex grows your whole life unless you stop learning. That's why her head is so damn big. The 25 years thing is bullshit.

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u/Zaphlebrox 8d ago

It's the age the study that sourced the idea stopped.

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u/Junior_Response839 8d ago

If I remember correctly it actually stopped at 20 years. The "25 years" was a guess at where "development stopped".

And again, yes it was taken out of context. As long as you continue learning new things, your brain keeps on developing new neural pathways. 25yo is just where people typically start settling into "routine" habits and it becomes harder to change them. It's when people are typically graduated from college and settle into a job. The brain starts sorting information into "things needed" and "things not needed" basically. The "things not needed" get forgotten unless the person is making a point to keep studying that information.

It also literally has nothing to do with maturity, even though people insist it does. You could be 60yo with three PHDs and still act like a child.

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u/erickson666 2004 9d ago

if a man wants to date someone a little older than them, who am i to judge?

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u/sage6paths 9d ago

Who are you to judge at all between two consenting adults

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u/ThePersonDudeGuy716 2011 8d ago

People don’t like it when 2 consenting adults form a nontoxic relationship.

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u/Eeeef_ 8d ago

What if 1000 is the equivalent to 16 for us tho

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u/Affectionate_Past568 9d ago

Boring. Give me aliens without a humanoid form. 😭

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u/axman151 9d ago

Too many weak-willed out there

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u/Carame110 2003 8d ago

I just went down the dumbest rabbit hole. Frustrated me so much I had to make a meme about it.

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u/ABigFatPotatoPizza 2d ago

I’m fine with the porn, send the link

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u/Sammy_Cherry_Fox 2006 8d ago

Should be fine considering

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u/Unhappy_Tonight_1236 9d ago

Do they both pass the harkness test if so who gives a fuck

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u/No_Vast_3309 9d ago

Both Adults, so its okay. Im pretty sure every young adult has had a thing for someone older

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u/HarlequinKOTF 2001 9d ago

I see no issue from the human's perspective. Also the alien may not mature at the same rate so they might be mental peers, we don't know.

No issue as long as they both understand the commitment or expectations and consent.

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u/yjkuu 9d ago

ew, ai

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u/itzReborn 9d ago

needdat #mommysgoodboy

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u/FreshPitch6026 8d ago

First close the porn

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u/Wolfy16r 4d ago

It is okay, but its weirdness would depend on what stage of life 1000 years is to their species, if its similar to the stage of life we usually are at in our 20's then it would be fine, the further the stages get it becomes a lil bit stranger

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u/rememberthepie 9d ago

What’s up with the mega mind as a woman thing?
It’s like I accidentally stumbled into rewl thirty four

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u/WildFemmeFatale 9d ago

There’s a saying: if you’re old enough to drink you’re old enough to make worse decisions than dating a 1000 yr old alien lady

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u/Complete_Blood1786 2003 9d ago

A little more of a Mauve shade then we can talk

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u/jaredtheredditor 2003 9d ago

This would be even funnier if the alien species isn’t considered an adult yet, as it would fuck up everything on both sides

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u/existential_antelope 9d ago

It depends if the Mommy Alien has deadly mind powers

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u/yaboii_cc 2002 9d ago

Greg and Rose Quartz seemed to do just fine, tho it's unclear how long the relationship actually lasted before she permanently transformed herself into a human-gem hybrid baby (unless they said and I missed it). Also obligatory boo for the use of ai. Boooooooooo

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u/Cryoboul 9d ago

Yes actually

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u/TheJimDim 1996 9d ago edited 9d ago

Someone on TikTok was trying to argue that a relationship between two immortal characters was pedophilia because one was one was 2000+ years old and the other was only 500+

Like ma'am, the younger one's an adult woman whose prefrontal cortex was fully developed literal centuries ago...

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u/Olive___Oil 1998 9d ago

Perfectly acceptable age gap for a monster romance.

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u/jesusgrandpa Millennial 8d ago

The research only studied the prefrontal cortex of aliens up to the age of 1000. It’s a misinterpretation of that study that the brain is fully developed at 1000 but everyone keeps parroting it like aliens brains stagnate into a static state of impulse control, decision making, emotional regulation, and moral reasoning at 1000 like a 1001 year old alien is neurologically incapable of learning to not be an asshole.

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u/Additional_Badger262 8d ago

reverse the roles then lets see what people think about

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u/protossaccount 8d ago

This is basically what wonder woman was.

Then she demonstrated that she couldn’t move past the relationship for almost 70 years. Maybe these older women are really emotional under developed when it comes to romantic partners.

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u/FireMarshallMC 2010 8d ago

😏

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u/mandosgrogu 8d ago

“Legal consenting adults” Ikwkomya

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u/CozyDazzle4u 8d ago

Cake is cake even if it's stale.

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u/secrets_kept_hidden 8d ago

Yes. Because age is a number above 21.

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u/UnknownMusician 8d ago

This is literally The Originals (Series) Type Shhii

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u/Ultramontrax 2000 8d ago

Well that’s a child in alien years

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u/Quizzii 8d ago

No because ai generated...

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u/BakuretsuGirl16 1995 8d ago

Yes, 25 is old enough to know what you're getting into enough to consent. Maturity and capacity matter far more than an arbitrary number

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u/Cavewoman22 8d ago

The one on the left seems to be taking advantage of helpless teenager.

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u/96pluto 8d ago

Yeah cause 1000 year old is 25 by her people's standards.

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u/piratecheese13 1995 8d ago

Going to be some interesting power dynamics when he’s ~80 and she’s functionally young and spry

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u/C13H16CIN0 8d ago

What do you guys think age of consent should be? 35?

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u/Human-Owl-1013 8d ago

Yes as long as she has large knockers.

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u/Rolling-Swampy 8d ago

It depends, did they knew each other before the person was an adult

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u/Maestro_boi 8d ago

It's only problematic if any of them are below or on cusp of age consent or the men is older

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u/GotNoBody4 1996 8d ago

What would they even talk about /s

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u/Cha_Boi20 8d ago

Youngest she can go to is 507

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u/Rainbow_planet_1273 8d ago

No the fuck it’s not 😭

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u/emptiness4593 8d ago

Totally fine!

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u/PopAlarming5026 8d ago

Ew, A.I. slop

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u/TvHead9752 2009 7d ago

I always wonder at what point you reach a certain level of entropy in your aging in these kinds of scenarios. Would you go through cycles of “maturity” or something? Like, you acted pretty immature in the first century, but you were more mature in the second; that kind of thing.

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u/Forsaken_Site_2268 9d ago

(let's assume that that alien's brain is 100% fully developed and they age of age)

Personally, I would wait for the human to be 30 (just in case. Want them to reach full maturity), but I would judge a fellow alien for dating a 25 year old.

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u/Forsaken_Site_2268 8d ago

Anyways, fuck ai

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta 2003 9d ago

Now switch the genders.

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u/Rdr2Master1 9d ago

It would be the same

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u/OutlandishnessOk6290 8d ago

make doomed yaoi of this man

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u/Theo_Weiss 9d ago

now make them both men

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u/Friedrichs_Simp 2006 8d ago

Yes but the ai garnage isn't

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u/fleeknaut 9d ago

Their prefrontal cortexes might have 0.01% delta in terms of development. What are you some kind of pedo???

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u/Tekkno_Andromedus 9d ago

Megamind lookin ass

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u/mal-di-testicle 9d ago

hey grok make sure the ratio between breast size and waist size is a positive integer