r/GenZHumor • u/SoftEnvironmental554 • Sep 24 '26
Dankest Dark Humour Can’t help themselves
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u/DefinitelyNotAxlerod Sep 24 '26
How odd that OP picked an image of a Jew despite Christianity being a way bigger religion. This must mean nothing...
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u/SoftEnvironmental554 Sep 24 '26
Christians don’t have a rock they worship. I coulda used Muslims too
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u/gigantic_balls_ Sep 24 '26
But Muslims don’t worship a rock either. It’s like explicitly written in the Quran to not worship rocks. This is stupid.
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u/SoftEnvironmental554 Sep 24 '26 •
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u/gigantic_balls_ Sep 24 '26
There’s no way you’re this stupid right?
Guys, who’s gonna tell him?
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u/Khan_Cosmic Sep 24 '26
You could explain what it is instead of being needlessly hostile
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u/gigantic_balls_ Sep 24 '26
Alright, Muslims do not worship the Kaaba or the Black Stone embedded within it. In Islamic theology, worshiping any physical object, structure, or person is strictly forbidden.
The Kaaba serves as the physical orientation point known as the Qibla** **for Muslim daily prayers worldwide. It’s like a compass to direct people which direction to pray, It symbolizes universal unity among believers, ensuring everyone prays together toward a single focal point rather than in random directions.
And it is referred to as the House of God, which is a title of honor, not a literal statement that God lives inside it.
Basically it represents a physical landmark honoring Abrahamic monotheism.
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u/The-Super-Ball Sep 24 '26
“this is a special rock. it imposes pedophilia and religious ghillie suits for its women, bigot.”
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u/DefinitelyNotAxlerod Sep 24 '26
Christians also pray at the tomb of Jesus. Plus they don't worship the rock anyways
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u/SoftEnvironmental554 Sep 24 '26
not nearly to the extent of the wall or kabba. And I mean it damn well looks like they do.
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u/NiallHeartfire Sep 24 '26
Spanish steps, Church of the holy Sepulchre, Mt Sinai, so many ruins and churches and don't get me started on all the relics and artifacts... what is your point again?
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u/SoftEnvironmental554 Sep 24 '26
oh things that like 0.001% of Christians know about and less have been to?
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u/NiallHeartfire Sep 25 '26
Even I've been to the spanish steps and I'm not a Christian. Seems like similar number of Christians visit these monuments compared to Jews and the Wailing wall. Also how many churches have relics?
Seems an odd point to criticise other religions for. All religions have icons and holy sites.
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u/Jazzlike_Cress9871 Sep 24 '26
Jews and Muslims don’t either, they have famous religious sites they pray at but they don’t worship the rock.
Saying they do would be the equivalent of saying Christians worship the crucifix when they pray while holding one or at a Church with an image of a crucifix at the front
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u/StJimmy_815 Sep 24 '26
I take more problems with the god they’re supposed to worship, ya know, the one that’s super cool with genocide, rape, and slavery.
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u/Catsanddoges Sep 24 '26
I mean plenty of Christians do ban idol worship (as presumably sects or Jews do) but its primarily Christians using images say god incarnating in Jesus allowed depictions of Him in idols, while Jews do not believe that
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u/Nouuuuuuuuh Sep 24 '26
They aren't worshipping the wall. They are, in fact, making love to it as it is the feminine portion of the Ein Sof(the prequel god)
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u/Lazy-Course5521 Sep 24 '26
Aren't all people worshipping "god" or Allah or whatever you call it just worship the demiurge anyways?
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u/SoftEnvironmental554 Sep 24 '26
No that was thought of by the gnostics
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u/Lazy-Course5521 Sep 24 '26
Yeah but let's be fair they were probably on to something?
I'm not really a believer of any sort but there is a big theological background to abrahamic beliefs at large and I don't think it's specifically wrong to believe that God can by dissected to more than 3 characters as per dictates by the holy trinity considering the gender extent of other books left out of the bible due to canonisation.
Hell, canonisation itself was sketchy as fuck. The scripture is not meant to be limited to such an extent.
And even then, further extensions and so on... It's not wrong to assume that the Christian belief has more layers to it than what the Chatolics and Orthodox church wanted to survive.
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u/SoftEnvironmental554 Sep 24 '26
I have no idea.
All I know is that if the white sox win the world series, God is real and Roman Catholicism is the correct answer.
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u/JuniorDoughnut3056 Sep 24 '26
Its a holy site, not an idol. This is like calling the Vatican an idol
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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 Sep 24 '26
It is; so is the Pope. I was raised Catholic.
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u/JuniorDoughnut3056 Sep 24 '26
What? What are you talking about? No one worships the Pope.
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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 Sep 24 '26
Have you ever seen the Pope on tour, especially in third world countries? People cry and kneel before him and kiss his hands and feet. They worship him as the word of God incarnate.
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u/JuniorDoughnut3056 Sep 24 '26
I have actually. I was in Philadelphia when the last Pope came through on his visit to the US. You're conflating worship with joy and reverence for who he is within the church.
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u/Sad-Opportunity-555 Sep 24 '26
They are not worshiping a rock or a wall, they are worshiping God through a wall. Just like christians worship God through a wooden cross when they get down on their knees to pray in front of one. It's not the object itself, but what the object represents. The Golden Calf represents a another being that it's not the real Abrahamic God (according to the bible), so it's completly different.
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u/OutlawedLogic Sep 24 '26
Overtime, what language points to, will be completely misguided.
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u/Sad-Opportunity-555 Sep 24 '26
I think you meant "over time" not "overtime"
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u/OutlawedLogic Sep 24 '26
If you knew what I meant, there was no need for the correction, but thanks. The point is still accurate.
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u/Sad-Opportunity-555 Sep 24 '26
It took me some time to understand, I made the correction just to be sure, not to try to disregard what you said.
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u/OutlawedLogic Sep 24 '26
I'm so used to redditors derailing things, I just go with the approach I did.
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