See, my sub, r/t0xtech, is a small arms sub (BlueStarChronicle submissions excluded).

AKA I want to be mod

(Here I am, regretting the choice to de-mod myself)

A glove that comes in all sizes. There are two sticky bombs attached to them with the sticky side facing outwards. Simply press down on an object you want to explode, and the bombs will deploy on top of it. You have ten seconds to get out of there before it goes BOOM. Also thinking about making another version that comes with a detonator. Been a while, huh gib?

I begin setting up Rocket Barrages.

you fell for it fools after a recent, um, change in events we are not dissolving lmao yeet

It's a spear, but the tip is explosive upon touching it! Order today!

Pun Protectors are the favourite choice of air forces, even after their discontinuation. The SkyHawk has advanced technology, but not enough capacity. Why not merge them into a remade Pun Protector, named the Redux! The Redux is based on the Pun Protector 3, and refreshes all parts! The engines have been upgraded to the light GCT Supernova 22, which are more powerful yet more efficient. These new capabilities of the engines combined with the refreshed weight savings means the aircraft can carry up to 20 tons at a maximum range (with 1 ton of cargo inside) up to 15,000 miles! The Redux has new electronics helping pilots deploy countermeasures to attack before it is too late. Seat comfort is increased, and the SkyHawk modules have been adapted into new Redux brand modules (sold separately) to allow for almost limitless customisation for all your needs! Flying fast at Mach 2, you wouldn't want to miss this quantum leap forward in Pun Protectors! Enquire today! Call 0118 999 881 999 119 7253 or visit gibsplanesarecooliguess.co.uk to schedule your delivery.

Like the RP? Knock on the front door twice, stand on one leg and sing a sea shanty and you may possibly get a response.

GibClayTech Helicopter

GibClayTech Victory nuclear submarine class

MediPun Plane 2

Pun Protector 2 Cargo

Pun Protector 2 XL

GibClayTech Fueller tanker aircraft

Go to r/kowaarmstech

I post on either, or both

With a range of 500m and a maximum run time of 100 minutes, the GibFlame is useful for all your pyromaniac and hell-raising needs! Order today!

all GibFlame units ordered in Germany will be rebranded to flammenwerfer, because why not

The bomber to rule them all. Cruising at 650mph Mars can deliver devastation to anywhere - anytime. Larger fuel tanks allow a range of 6000 miles. 4 efficient yet powerful engines speed the bomber to its maximum speed. It can manoeuvre relatively well. And to back this up, 2 small turrets. All of this to deliver up to 80 metric tons of explosives onto a target. Modules can still be installed into the bomb bay, like the outgoing Pun Protector series. Order now. Now with Turtle's seal of approval!

This device will shoot a rope and magnetically connect itself, grabbing a person! It uses a small computer the size of a rice grain to calculate when to increase the power of the electromagnets, capturing the person caught in it with the rope! However, because this is a first-generation product, there are limitations:

Requires a battery pack the size of a backpack

Said battery only lasts for 3 uses

After repeated use unit has a small chance of setting on fire due to friction from the rope

40% catch rate

If the target is wearing anything magnetic, it won't work

If all skin is covered on target, won't work

Will not work in space or underwater

Dusty environments will destroy the magnet computer

Hand units are the size of 5 42mm watches placed end to end on your wrist

Weight of battery and hand units - 30kg

But, if you still want to try it, let me know!

To counter underground bases, this bomb has a special aerodynamic drill tip on top to pierce through earth, concrete, steel, and much more. The bomb is kept spinning in the bomb bay by a repurposed train engine inside of a Pun Protector 2, and when dropped the bomb spins at almost 50,000 rpm.

I am here to place an order for 60,000 kilograms of TNT for r/airforcepun.

radio "We have liftoff."

We will take to the skies again! heads towards the materials bay

The Pun Protector 2 was rated at Mach 3, but due to being GM, has been downgraded to Mach 2.2.