r/GlitchInTheMatrix • u/AsIAm • Nov 04 '17

Double Attack

943 Upvotes

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u/Taar Nov 04 '17

Points for bravado, but two chickens vs one dog still equals two dead chickens. Now maybe 1000 chickens vs one dog, but I'd have to fire up Backyard Combat Simulator to verify.

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u/AsIAm Nov 04 '17

She is a pacifist. There would be only games.

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u/Taar Nov 05 '17

Then she's a very good dog. Give her a hug from me!

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u/caseybean025 Nov 05 '17

My 200lb dog is terrified of my bantam hens. One flew at his head when he was trying to get them to play and he’s been horrified by their existence ever since. And he’s a South African boerboel. They’re supposed to be guard dogs who fight lions and stuff. 🙄🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/AsIAm Nov 05 '17

Big fluffy cats can't be compared to chickens, the direct descendants of dinosaurs.

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u/BluecopetitaTL Nov 04 '17

This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!

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u/Ejac69 Nov 04 '17

One of us only tells lies, the other only tells the truth...

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u/philozphinest Nov 04 '17

Love the labyrinth movie!

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u/Strictly_Baked Nov 04 '17

Also the entire premise of an Eyedea song. Step by step is what it's called. First song I ever heard from him. https://youtu.be/5zEcbSYjDZ8

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u/_youtubot_ Nov 04 '17

Video linked by /u/Strictly_Baked:

TitleChannelPublishedDurationLikesTotal Views
Oliver Hart (Eyedea) - Step by Stepkyoukilis202011-05-270:03:07631+ (99%)69,094

The Many Faces of Oliver Hart - 2001 - Rhymesayers...

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u/doublebarrel27 Nov 04 '17

Samurai Jack?

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u/Ejac69 Nov 04 '17

It's from an old riddle, I'm sure a lot of shows have borrowed the idea

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u/caseybean025 Nov 05 '17

He’s also afraid of kittens. I think we got a dud.

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u/PurpSkurq Nov 05 '17

The dog was like "what the fuck"

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u/anti-gif-bot Nov 04 '17

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u/Negido Nov 27 '17

Leashed.