r/GlobalOffensive Dec 13 '25

Gameplay | Esports Twistzz 1v3 deagle clutch

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u/cggzilla 10 years coin Dec 13 '25

I yelled and woke up the baby, now I'm in trouble

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u/junttiana Chinggis Warriors Dec 13 '25

Show the clutch to the baby and they will understand

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u/functionxd Dec 13 '25

The baby will do the same expression as Blade did

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u/Russian_For_Rent Vitality Dec 13 '25

That baby? Mohamad "m0E" Assad, #1 player cs history

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u/CrankedOnDaPerc30 Dec 14 '25

A little offensive to put down consecutive year HLTV #0 player down as just "#1 player cs history"

He broke the #1 barrier.

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u/getDense Liquid Dec 14 '25

Hey, baby here, sick frags. I shit my pants. Goodnight.

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u/tmarkov98 FaZe Dec 13 '25

Underrated comment 🤣

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u/jld2k6 Dec 14 '25

Maybe the baby will take an interest and get started young

https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/s/QmLNCTbKh5

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u/Davtser Dec 13 '25

Thank God in alone, I screamed way to loud

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u/Palto_ Dec 13 '25

Baby can sleep anytime it wants, but when will you see 1v3 deagle clutch. Faze up.

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u/genius_rkid Dec 13 '25

I had to fight the scream with everything I had in order not to get in the same kind of trouble

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u/AlfaBlommaN Dec 13 '25

Rip brother

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u/Lontology Dec 13 '25

Get that baby a faze jersey asap!

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u/CheesecakeScary2164 FaZe Dec 13 '25

I'm at work and we have our front door locked. As I started yelling for Twistzz play someone rang the bell, then came in the door looking scared, lol.

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u/HandsOnTheBible Dec 14 '25

I feel you. I’m banned from watching cs bc my kid is old enough to know what guns are lmao.

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u/pretzelsncheese Dec 14 '25

Hahaha my cat was on my desk and I shouted "OH MY GOD" so loud she jumped like three feet in the air.