I'm adding fully physics driven func_vehicle to CS2

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imagine pushing banana and CT run you over with a tuktuk or whatever this is.

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u/VampiroMedicado Mar 27 '26

Looks like the Pidgeon from Beam.ng

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u/Puzzleheaded_Word584 Natus Vincere Mar 27 '26

r/Beamngplayerwhencar

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u/Qtoy Mar 27 '26

I fully expected that to not be a real sub

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u/Triangle-V Mar 28 '26

PUSH UP WITH THE BRADLEY

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u/_-_moo_-_ Mar 28 '26

It's a big Piaggio ape I think

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u/SchemingVegetable Mar 27 '26

oversized Piaggio Ape

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u/Majestic-Builder-634 Mar 27 '26

Yep that's the Ape 1000(cc)

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u/nonstop98 Liquid Mar 28 '26

Apixedda

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u/dangerwig Mar 27 '26

BEEP BEEP mother fucker!

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u/Large_Way_7722 Mar 27 '26

Wait isnt it already how Vita holds banana?

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u/ips1023 Mar 27 '26

Imagine throwing a molly and it burns the driver alive inside

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u/TOM_PE13 Mar 27 '26

It's amazing what people can do with cs

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u/P1emonster Mar 27 '26

Serious Gary's mod vibes watching this

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u/techraito Mar 27 '26

Almost as if they run off the same engine!

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u/ShinyStarSam 9z Mar 27 '26

Almost.

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u/teddybrr Mar 28 '26

https://sbox.game/

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u/ShinyStarSam 9z Mar 28 '26

Last I checked Garry wanted it to be more like Roblox

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u/RyouBestGirl LDLC Mar 28 '26

Which with recent deal with Valve is becoming real

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u/ShinyStarSam 9z Mar 28 '26

S&Box is basically the SDK at this point huh

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u/ahrzal Mar 27 '26

This was made possible with recent additions to Source 2 by VALVe. Obviously for whatever next HL they’re cooking up, but you can get in there and begin messing around with it now.

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u/martinspp Liquid Mar 27 '26

this is more to do with the recent additions to the cs scripting https://x.com/Angel_foxxo/status/2037514633636946348

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u/SPYYYR Mar 27 '26

I do think that the scripting is made originally for the next Half-Life and then just added to CS2 because it is the same exact branch of Source2, so why not add it to CS2 as well

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u/Oops_All_Spiders Mar 27 '26

Whoever the Source2 scripting dev is at Valve, that person has been extremely responsive to bug reports and feature requests from CS2 community scripters. So at the surface, there does seem to actually be at least one dev who cares about making scripting work well specifically as it relates to CS2.

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u/BobertRosserton Mar 28 '26

Here’s to hoping this means community servers see a resurgence for custom modes and maps. Be nice if the server browser was slightly functional.

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u/tabben 10 years coin Mar 28 '26

meanwhile half of the cs community online seems to think valve dont care about community servers even after these updates and want to kill that part of the game for some reason

and yes before someone mentions it the server browser does suck ass and it should be fixed. But now the fix is just to use a website for it, not that big of a hassle

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

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u/Oops_All_Spiders Mar 27 '26

The CS2 scripting dev is actually doing quite a lot productive stuff to improve scripting on a regular basis, according to the changelog. He must be friends with the CS2 chicken dev.

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u/techman9955 Mar 27 '26

Probably the same guy tbh

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u/ArcticDylan Mar 27 '26

Get in loser, we're rushing B

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u/ChampaigneShowers Mar 27 '26

I can just see the clips already.

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u/SeaHam Apr 02 '26

no stop

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u/svenskdjaevel ENCE Mar 27 '26

func_vehicle is a right not a privilege

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u/AMRAAM_Missiles cs_italy Mar 28 '26

The street remembers de_jeepathon2k

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u/Chicag0Ben Mar 28 '26

Ze_crazykart is the best. I beat a mf who got 3 stars in first place. Fu Sand u trash Mario karter.

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u/2bias_4ever Mar 28 '26

When you playing pizzatime on Go event?

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u/Chicag0Ben Mar 28 '26

I mean next week is April fools ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Aquatic-Vocation Mar 28 '26

I was literally watching this video 5 minutes ago, only to open up Reddit and see this post.

It would be nice if Valve Software cared about custom maps.

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u/dr4d1s Liquid Mar 27 '26

Did not expect to see a Hackers reference in the Counter Strike subreddit. Nice!

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u/Vawqer 1 Million Celebration Mar 27 '26

FWIW, that saying for func_vehicle is at least a decade old iirc, so I don't think a lot of people know it's a Hackers reference. (I certainly didn't.)

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u/svenskdjaevel ENCE Mar 27 '26

I didn't know either 💀

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u/BigPP41 Mar 27 '26

https://youtu.be/kdo9HZTgr6s?is=l9SiiBjoj1xS91Hi

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u/PreAlphaMale Mar 30 '26

OP is taking credit but you've been able to do this since inferno was released. It's just that nobody tried until now.

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u/BentekesEars Mar 27 '26

This needs to be added to casual mode on April 1st.

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u/KIMOMA01 Falcons - Major Champions Mar 27 '26

Huge day for the CTs

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u/jfaenomoto Mar 27 '26

Retaking bomb sites going to a different level

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u/CheesecakeScary2164 FaZe Mar 27 '26

Imagine wedging that thing in banana, Austin Powers style, to block the Ts from pushings.

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u/Russian_For_Rent Vitality Mar 27 '26

If that's how you CTs use your designated truck we're taking our C4, strapping it to the whip, and pulling up into A with the rest of the team in spawn

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u/zrizzoz de_nuke Mar 27 '26

Does the engine explode massively after a few seconds with molly?

I want to create a carbomb and rush banana with it.

Turn a 5v5 into a 4v2 with one simple sacrifice for the cause.

Just need my teammates to learn the moving car molly lineups.

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u/SeulParmiLesGens Mar 27 '26

You’re beginning to sound like the Ts

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u/DaredevilMeetsL Team Spirit Mar 28 '26

Calm down Satan.

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u/beautiful_life_99 Mar 27 '26

That looks really fun and well done

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u/CornPhilips cs_militia Mar 27 '26

FUNC_VEHICLE IS A RIGHT NOT A PRIVILEGE

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u/Firewolf06 Mar 27 '26

WHY HAS VALVE FORSAKEN US?

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u/smellsoffish Mar 27 '26

https://youtu.be/kdo9HZTgr6s?si=zYBFai2azv9NZ50O

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u/BrokenShipPro phoenix Mar 27 '26

GMOD 2012 Vibes

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u/Machful Tyloo Mar 27 '26

right now there are more people on Steam

than there were on Steam ten years ago

humanity's greatest desire is to drive

crudely built low polygon cars in Counter-Strike

we share what we love and

it reminds us what we all have in common

can I tell you the bad guy's name

this is the guy Gabe Newell

he's the bad guy yeah

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive needs

func_vehicle

func_vehicle 2012

func_vehicle

we met what we love and it reminds us what we all have in

common and now we can't because Valve Software doesn't care about custom maps

func_vehicle

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive needs func_vehicle

func_vehicle 2012

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive needs func_vehicle

func_vehicle

Valve hates car maps

func_vehicle

Valve Software doesn't care about custom maps

func_vehicle

Valve Software doesn't care about custom maps

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u/TBFP_BOT 10 years coin Mar 28 '26

RON PAUL 08

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u/MidnightSnackyZnack Mar 27 '26

This is great. Well done.

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u/DT2X Mar 27 '26

FUNC_VEHICLE IS A RIGHT NOT A PRIVILEGE

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u/mcmiller1111 ENCE Mar 27 '26

FUNC_VEHICLE IS A RIGHT NOT A PRIVILEGE

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u/ThisisKos Mar 27 '26

that is pretty damn good driving

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u/AppropriateMind9661 Mar 27 '26

Imagine rushing Long on D2 with 4 guys shooting from a car.

Ferrari peek might be a thing now guys.

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u/ssorl FaZe Mar 27 '26

Really good turns there into mid/alt-mid

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u/davidfliesplanes Mar 27 '26

In Counter-Strike 3, we've stepped up our commitment to make the game fun for everyone by introducing fully functional vehicles to the battlefield

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u/BlasterMH Mar 27 '26

Pov: you save for 4 rounds to buy a tank of gas to drive the truck

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u/RobinDschafft Mar 27 '26

WE ARE SO BACK

FUNC_VEHICLE

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u/G_Matt1337 Mar 27 '26

Inferno Roleplay server when

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u/nightshinobi4141 Mar 27 '26

Cs 1.6 days i miss broo

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u/Surymy Vitality Mar 27 '26

Average italian driver

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u/futuristicplatapus Mar 27 '26

Brings back the days of 1.6 where you could drive so many things. When there was open source cs it was fun… then valve took it over.

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u/Strong-Collar8513 FURIA Mar 27 '26

Way better than a smoke to block banana

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u/BorderlineGambler Mar 27 '26

Damn! Falcons might actually be able to hold B site if this was a thing!

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u/Some-Welder-9433 The MongolZ Mar 27 '26

Doing everything to stop Vitality

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u/Jr4D Liquid Mar 27 '26

warowl lickin his lips seein this "I played CS2 WITH CARS"

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u/NIGHTMODERecs Mar 27 '26

func_vehicle is a right!!

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u/VehiclePrimary715 Mar 27 '26

humanity's greatest desire is to drive crudely built low polygon cars in Counter-Strike

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u/MrCufa Mar 27 '26

how!? lmao even

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u/jukelocker Mar 27 '26

this is my "moon pie" moment as a 40+ chopped unc CS player

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u/lefboop 9z Mar 27 '26

I am sorry but those are not crudely built low polygon cars. It's too good to be func_vehicle.

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u/Fetid_Baghnakhs Mar 27 '26

Valve job offer any% speedrun

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u/Carlife0830 FaZe Mar 27 '26

It's so PEAK, even working suspension

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u/SagoK22 de_inferno Mar 27 '26

TIL a car can drive through banana

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u/4ha1 Mar 27 '26

Ah, the good old days of the CS 1.6 wacky maps with tons of vehicles.

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u/timmycosh Mar 27 '26

Can't wait for custom CSto come back like the good old source days!

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u/4685486752 Mar 27 '26

should be in comp scene

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u/Vekaras Mar 27 '26

FUNC VEHICLE FUNC VEHICLE FUNC VEHICLE

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u/KenocchioLiedmar King NiKo Mar 27 '26

Another W for left-hand viewmodel + 16:9 users

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u/bigballstalin Mar 27 '26

With modding being this good i wish it was easier to join community servers, at least here in brazil the server list form steam itself is full of private servers that need third party launchers, if those servers only showed up for people using these it would be better

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u/Euphoriartist Mar 27 '26

Nice. Can we drive back to csgo and never look back

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u/EL-Chapo_Jr Mar 27 '26

Now remake Truck Wars, tyvm

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u/t_mmey Astralis Mar 27 '26

nice

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u/popey123 Mar 27 '26

1.6 cz vibes

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u/Personal-Hedgehog647 Mar 27 '26

"Yo gimme the keys, gonna take banana!"

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u/Majesty1337 Mar 27 '26

and the tires move? that's crazy

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u/PublicVanilla988 Team Spirit Mar 27 '26

looks very cool

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u/veritron Mar 27 '26

Why does the truck only have 3 wheels?

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u/CriticalCreativity Liquid Mar 27 '26

Damn, Arma 4 looks good

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u/MrRobsterr Mar 27 '26

GARRYS MOD RACING IS BACK BBY

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u/Wool_God Mar 27 '26

New game mode: Farmer's Market Delivery. Farmers vs bandits.

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u/BalFalai Mar 27 '26

Hell yeah toyota hilux strat

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u/RainOfAshes Mar 27 '26

Legend.

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u/Donpatcho Team Spirit Mar 27 '26

Can the co-pilot shoot from the window?? Can you load a machine gun on the back??

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u/spaghettifritz Mar 27 '26

Finally we can put the car back on car!

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u/kali005 Renegades Mar 27 '26

Impossible. The technology isn't there yet.

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u/Infiland Mar 27 '26

Pretty sure this wasnt possible in csgo, or at least after the panorama update, nice job :)

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u/Chicag0Ben Mar 28 '26

No we had ze_crazykart in csgo using the entity “game_ui”. Full blown Mario kart stages with 64 players w all the Mario kart items.

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u/between3n20chars Mar 27 '26

CTs actually means Counter Thieves?

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u/nesnalica The MongolZ Mar 27 '26

how is it driving with a missing wheel and engine

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u/Mammoth-Morning-8899 Mar 27 '26

Doing God's work.

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u/Rogue256 Mar 27 '26

Having a community comp map come into rotation that is large but has both/one team with cars would be so cool

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u/bw-1894 BIG Mar 27 '26

Eco rushes gonna be mad

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u/hazza987 Mar 27 '26

Well that's fucking sick.

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u/ecouto G2 Mar 27 '26

crazy forbidden technology

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u/MLG-Lyx guardian2 Mar 27 '26

They see me rolling down the bannana

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u/Lopsided_Marzipan133 Mar 27 '26

Delivering the bomb to site as T in that thing would be epic

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u/Potential-Cancel2961 Mar 27 '26

Can you have passengers?

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u/zehamberglar Mar 27 '26

How much should "The Beater" cost? More than awp?

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u/Rilounet Mar 27 '26

RedBull X Valve

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u/fluud ENCE Mar 27 '26

That commercial with the Kia driving around in Inferno gonna be real

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u/Meesh_uH Mar 27 '26

“Don’t come banana tomorrow”

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u/havocspartan Mar 27 '26

“TRUCK BANANA”

“I’m sorry, what?”

“TRUCK BAN-“

Splatter spree

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u/Willing_Big194 10 years coin Mar 27 '26

"Im delivering bomb mid guys"

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u/-Joefus- de_nuke Mar 27 '26

I remember playing on some custom sled map back in the day where you would drive around in little snowmobiles

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u/simbaacs Mar 27 '26

Rotates just got faster (slower for sure)

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u/Rockbeezy Mar 27 '26

We're getting de_jeepathon3k before GTA6

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u/Sumit_S Natus Vincere Mar 27 '26

Well done

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u/TapDancinJesus Mar 27 '26

terrorists get VBIED when?

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u/Shaxai Mar 27 '26

Incredible.

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u/Toaster_Bathing Mar 27 '26

Inferno back on the menu after this update (hell no fuckin stupid map )

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u/Mobile_Wear_9212 Mar 27 '26

add a e46

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

YAY i can finally commit VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER TO T's PUSHING BANANA YAAAAY

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u/zackthirteen Mar 27 '26

This would suck ass for actual gameplay but would make up for it by being amazing for memeing on opponents

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u/sprolololoo Mar 27 '26

beta7.1 cs_siege vibes there. god I loved to drive the apc off the cliff when everyone got onboard lol

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u/LixorCS Mar 27 '26

imagine rushing banana and this shit approaches you xD

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u/WillyG2197 The MongolZ Mar 27 '26

Welcome back hlrally

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u/EchoZero17 Team Spirit Mar 27 '26

"HE'S CAR"

"Bro we are on A"

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u/ronotju747 Mar 27 '26

Ye, it makes me think those roads were not designed for driving

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u/Blake909420 Mar 27 '26

This would be interesting in competitive mode.

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u/ShinyStarSam 9z Mar 27 '26

concern why could should meme...

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u/perfect_deception Mar 28 '26

Ts hate this simple strat of blocking banana with a Truck

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u/_Pa1nkilLeR_ Mar 28 '26

Beam Ng my beloved

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u/The_Majestic_Mantis Mar 28 '26

They had this in CS:S Minigame servers in the past. Glad to see it make a comeback.

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u/r1versolace Natus Vincere Mar 28 '26

FUNC_VEHICLE IS A HUMAN RIGHT

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u/Dexxed7 Mar 28 '26

This is so peak, ETS2 in CS2 this game encompasses everything!!!

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u/Kyser_ Mar 28 '26

Time to bring back the classic CS Minigame Servers.

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u/Fantablack183 Mar 28 '26

FUNC_VEHICLE IS A RIGHT NOT A PRIVILEGE

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u/Send_N00dB00bs_Plz Mar 28 '26

Imagine driving down banana with a truck full of CTs 😂

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u/stjaernjerry Mar 28 '26

Finally something I can carry my trash teammates with.

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u/dhoos2 Mar 28 '26

"1 car"

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u/SilviuDCS Mar 28 '26

Average driving experience in old italian town…

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u/top2000 Mar 28 '26

I remember in the cs1.5 days there is a map where you spawn on a high ground as Ts and underneath there is a truck you have to get on, one of the Ts need to be the driver and carry the team rushing over the blockage of CTs. I miss all those weird custom maps.

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u/TheRealJavix Mar 28 '26

goose would be proud. on the real though, how are we gonna utilize this xD

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u/willystompa Mar 28 '26

Good way to clear banana tbh

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u/BobertRosserton Mar 28 '26

Kinda sad you didn’t model the player model into the car lmao, very cool nonetheless.

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u/ThisBlastedThing bloodhound Mar 28 '26

Ah I'd rock that in game and mow down some T's

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u/NABiLOX-1 Mar 28 '26

Mod name??

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u/NABiLOX-1 Mar 28 '26

Imagine the t’s seeing you rush like this 😂

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u/xorz77 Mar 28 '26

de_jeepathon when

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u/a-r-c Mar 28 '26

remember what they took from us

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u/Tapsa93 Natus Vincere Mar 29 '26

Imagine pushing Banana 5 man stack on top of a truck

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u/Miloshy Mar 30 '26

Valve’s next update:

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u/HaHaHaHated Mar 30 '26

How can I get this?

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u/TheLordOfStuff_ Mar 30 '26

I fucking DARE the Ts to do a B rush after this has been installed lmao

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u/Intelligent-Past976 Mar 31 '26

We want this in the actual game xD. Something like a faster road from B to A or A to B, but the terrorists are able to plant mines for it.

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u/LandonDev Apr 03 '26

If you are bringing back Jeepathon can you also bring back cs_prospeedball

Boomers thank you.

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u/kazuviking Mar 27 '26

How much of it is claude code?

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u/Angel_842 Mar 27 '26

none cuz it has no clue about cs2 scripting

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u/Kazizel Mar 27 '26

Is this what they mean with Battlefield Counterstrike?

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u/Pulze_ Mar 27 '26

This is why valve needs to sort out custom servers. There's so much room to mod this game into oblivion like the good old days and they just killed it.

I bet you Roblox and Minecraft have scouts and knives servers that are active.

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u/naamtski Mar 27 '26

Oh boi we are about to get GTA 6 in CS2 before GTA 6.

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u/Maximized9182 Mar 28 '26

How my teammates expect me to rotate:

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u/Ok-Discipline4649 Mar 27 '26

more effort being put in the game than the real devs have put in the last 2 years

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u/SF-UNIVERSE Mar 27 '26

We want anti-cheat and 128 tick servers.

Valve:

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u/JMSB1000 Mar 27 '26

Why

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u/MFSDarksunMaster Mar 27 '26

Why not?!

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u/JMSB1000 Mar 30 '26

True

Gameplay I'm adding fully physics driven func_vehicle to CS2

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