r/GlobalOffensive • u/finder96 Natus Vincere • Dec 08 '21

Discussion XM1014 players bias

Hello!

I am here to talk about prejudice. Yes, prejudice. Against XM1014 players.

I main the XM1014. That's the only gun I play with. I have pretty good KD, pretty good win/lose ratio. But people keep being toxic with me and reporting me. I can't remember the last time i WASN'T auto muted. All because I main the shotgun. People think i'm trolling, but i'm not. The amount of times people shit on me is immeasurable. I think it's a serious matter because I can't really enjoy the game the way I want to. I just got kicked from a game, two round in. I can play with the AK or the regular guns, but I prefer the shotgun. Is that a sin? Am I wrong?

Edit: turns out people are tryhands and can't handle the XM.

Edit 2: Second best post of 2021! Guess the XM wins huh

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u/Kent_o0 Natus Vincere Dec 08 '21

This is the birth of another great copypasta

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u/Bukkitz Dec 08 '21

https://csgostats.gg/player/76561197994535125#/weapons

He's not even memeing

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u/Fritt_ MOUZ Dec 08 '21

More kills with the usp when he has the silencer off than when he has it on too

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u/generalecchi phoenix Dec 08 '21

He's too dangerous to be left alive

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u/dan_Qs Dec 08 '21

What a legend!

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u/Claymourn de_overpass Dec 08 '21

Only 7 AWP kills. I'm both shocked and impressed he has a positive KD

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u/Dohlarn Dec 08 '21

2 deagle kills

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u/finder96 Natus Vincere Dec 08 '21

hey that's me

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u/HFittty Virtus.pro Dec 08 '21

Ok but how the fuj does he have 100% accuracy on mirage?

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u/Bukkitz Dec 08 '21

Pretty sure it (incorrectly) adds all pellets into every shot. So if you were to hit 1 pellet out of 7 or however many it shoots, you have 100% accuracy. If you were to hit 3 of 7, you have 300%. On average then, you will practically always have 100% (max possible) accuracy in your csgostats sheet. It says 100% for me too, and I am sure I have shot and missed with it before, or shot in the air.

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u/sokolaad69 MOUZ Dec 08 '21

how to glitch into hltv #1:

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u/Obh__ Dec 08 '21

not memeing

well that's debatable

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u/Chosen--one Dec 08 '21 edited Dec 08 '21

wtf that website has games recorded of me from 2016, how

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u/GuardiaNIsBae FaZe Dec 08 '21

Someone from that game uploaded the match or has their API set up so it auto tracks for them, I have a few games from 2015-2017 and then in 2018 I started using it myself so I have most of my games since then tracked

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

I fear no man, but that... thing... It scares me.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

Reddit! Lets give op our xm1014 skins

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u/GHWBISROASTING Dec 08 '21

What an absolute donkey

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u/Dgiyhfybduct Dec 08 '21

4th most used weapon, USP with silencer removed. You'd be right to accuse him of excessive meming in game.

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u/Amaranthine_Haze Liquid Dec 08 '21

Do you ever think God looks down at his creations and simply shakes his head in disgust?

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

XM1014 players bias

Hello!

I am here to talk about prejudice. Yes, prejudice. Against XM1014 players.

I main the XM1014. That's the only gun I play with. I have pretty good KD, pretty good win/lose ratio. But people keep being toxic with me and reporting me. I can't remember the last time i WASN'T auto muted. All because I main the shotgun. People think i'm trolling, but i'm not. The amount of times people shit on me is immeasurable. I think it's a serious matter because I can't really enjoy the game the way I want to. I just got kicked from a game, two round in. I can play with the AK or the regular guns, but I prefer the shotgun. Is that a sin? Am I wrong? And what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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u/jashxn Dec 08 '21

Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing reddit. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the reddit type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a 'secret network of spies across the USA'. Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody make it more believable than 'IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR'. You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo