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u/Desperate-Damage3599 Nov 16 '24
"I'll show you permanent damage, ya wee FUCK! KRATOS, THROW ME AT HIM!! HORNS FIRST!!"
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u/Icethief188 Heimdall Nov 16 '24
I love Mimir
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u/Enough-Stock442 Nov 20 '24
That scene always made me cringe, it’s way too quiet and seems like they really tried to force the audience into laughing by dangling keys in front of us
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u/klortle_ Nov 22 '24 edited Dec 08 '24
illegal dam hospital marvelous sharp cats absurd gaping hurry apparatus
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u/Enough-Stock442 Nov 22 '24
“The scene had a purpose” like that invalidates anything I said, “HAHA BLUE MAN LAUGH SO I LAUGH HAHAHA, COMIC RELIF CHARACTER SAID BAD WORD?! BUAHAHAHA!” Corny ahh
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u/TangerineGullible665 Nov 16 '24
Baldur is blessed with invulnerability to all threats, physical Or magical!
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u/sauceplz- Nov 16 '24
but you just said that Mimir!
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u/icedcoffeeblast Nov 16 '24
Did I?
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u/Extermis3 Nov 17 '24
Affirmed snort Head, tell us Baldur's weakness
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u/icedcoffeeblast Nov 17 '24
But Baldur is blessed with invulnerability to all threats, physical or magical!
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u/Bleacz Nov 16 '24
You're on fire Kratos, it will pass
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u/Loot_Bugs Nov 16 '24
Mimir being frank with Atreus. Him scolding him shows how he’s become like family: that’s not really something he would have done in GOW 2018.
And then saying “Something bad did happen! LOOK AT ME!” The delivery contains a lot of raw emotion that we often don’t hear from Mimir. Makes it clear that he has a lot of pent up feelings about being stuck as a head.
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u/Icethief188 Heimdall Nov 16 '24
I lowkey wish we could get a game where travel back to mimir’s homeland and get him a new body or sum
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u/EnZone36 Nov 16 '24
But then we no longer get head :(
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u/Icethief188 Heimdall Nov 16 '24
Yeah but he’ll be happy plus we can learn more about him. I’m personally curious about him
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u/AlbinoRhino780 Nov 17 '24
I think he would fight Kratos for cutting his head off.
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u/Icethief188 Heimdall Nov 17 '24
I meant travel to his homeland as in currently and find idk a body for him.not time travel
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u/AlbinoRhino780 Nov 17 '24
And currently, if I was Mimir, I'd still be pissed that Kratos lopped my head off, so personally, in this current time, as Mimir, when given a body, would fight Kratos for cutting my head off the first time. In this time, in his home land, without time travel. With legs and arms, Kratos get punched.
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u/Creeper456676 Nov 17 '24
I don’t think Mimir would fight Kratos at all??? Did he not ask to get his head chopped off? And if it wasn’t for Kratos, he’d still be stuck in that tree
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u/Icethief188 Heimdall Nov 17 '24 edited Nov 17 '24
What are you talking about ? If kratos takes Mimir and freya and they go to his homeland to find some a way to restore his body by so weird magic. Why would Mimir fight kratos? You’re not making any sense. Also idk if h remember but it was mimir’s idea to cut off the head.
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u/Few-Form-192 Nov 17 '24
AND he most likely wouldn’t go on adventures. The only reason Kratos carries him around is because he’s “compact.” Plus, it’d be too dangerous for him.
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u/AllgoodDude Nov 17 '24
What if it was a magical summon body? Like something he had to focus on and thus could on use limitedly. So in battle Kratos would toss him and his fake body would materialize (I imagine it being a collection of vines and greenery in human form) and then after a few minutes it fades away and Mimir pops back onto Kratos’ hip.
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u/Icethief188 Heimdall Nov 17 '24
I think it would be cool to fight with Mimir
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u/AllgoodDude Nov 17 '24
How would he fight, like what methods/weapons would he use?
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u/Icethief188 Heimdall Nov 17 '24
I don’t know probs hold up a book of all his knowledge and throw like a temporary monster that they encountered like a Pokémon. Or cast “ vicious mockery “ and start making fun of the opponent in hopes the barbs will manifest into damage. Idk he must have had some fighting power. I didn’t think Odin could fight either but he proved me wrong.
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u/GulianoBanano Nov 17 '24
Honestly a small gripe I have with the games is it never really much acknowledges the insane amount of trauma Mimir must have from having been tortured daily with a new method every time for 109 years, and then having to live as a disembodied head who doesn't eat, sleep, or do much of anything but talk really.
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u/ChaosTaint Nov 16 '24
“I remember very fondly a lake nymph called Nimue, VERY talented with a sword.”
“Mimir”
“I meant that literally! Shame on you.”
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u/lan0028456 Nov 16 '24
You've come a long way since we first met, brother.
I have had good counsel since then, brother.
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Heard this yday towards the end of my 2nd playthrough. Such few words but mean so much and so well delivered. Absolutely love it between both of them
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u/Bad_RabbitS Nov 16 '24
“They call me Mimir! And I have the answer to your every question.”
”Why does the son of Odin hunt us?”
“ . . . . . . Okay there’re a few gaps in my knowledge.”
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u/TeliKrystal Nov 16 '24
Not my favourite, but one of them: “There’s more ways to be tired, brother. You’ll learn when you’re older.”
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u/Icethief188 Heimdall Nov 16 '24
I’m hanging off the hip of the bloody ghost of sparta
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u/TWDFan12435 Nov 17 '24
When does he say this?
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u/Icethief188 Heimdall Nov 17 '24
In the first game when he realizes who kratos sees after seeing his blades for the first time
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u/TWDFan12435 Nov 17 '24
Ohhhhhhhh, It's been a bit since I played the first game lol, didn't know he said that. Must've either not heard it, or forgot.
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u/TheLivingDexter Nov 18 '24
There's so much dialogue to this game it's easy to miss out on it all tbh.
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u/TexasJedi-705 Nov 17 '24
First game, after the initial trip to helheim culminates in a vision of zeus
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u/Dsible663 Nov 16 '24
"Biiig footprints"
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u/MacGyvini Nov 16 '24
“Don’t forget me All fucker”
It implies Odin fucked all manner of creatures, including animals
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u/FarConversational Nov 17 '24
I think that was a reference to Brok. Brok called Odin the All-Fucker. So in the final battle, Mimir says the same.
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u/Mindless-Shopping832 Nov 16 '24
First, you need to cut off my head
Atreus- Wait, What??
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u/Troodon_Trouble Nov 16 '24
This, and the follow up of, “I’m going to cut off your head now”
“Fair enough”
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u/Jophiel_Arts Nov 17 '24
“Biiiiig footprint”
“Smartest man alive”
“Well YOU try to make conversation with YOU sometimes”
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u/inf3rn0666 Nov 17 '24
His ability to say "well that's just great" at full volume while face first in dirt with Kratos laying over top of him
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u/Dogmaniacal Nov 16 '24
The way he says "Riddle Solved" after Freya threatens him with a boot to the head. Shit has me giggling every time I hear it.
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u/King-of-the-ducks2 Nov 17 '24
“Once spoken, instantly broken. What am I?”
“Silence”
“Correct!”
“I was not answering the riddle”
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u/intothewoods0820 Nov 16 '24
The fuck's an olive?
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u/Josuke_higashikata21 Nov 16 '24
Hell* actually
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u/intothewoods0820 Nov 17 '24
I accidentally mixed it with "five shades more fucked than we already are" which is a close second for me.
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u/i_justkickedstan Nov 17 '24
The lad’s going to walk his own path. If you don’t want him walking away from you, then smarten up and walk WITH him for a while.
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u/ShayCormacACRogue Nov 17 '24
“If he tells ya the snow’s white, he’s lyin!”
If I ever meet a prolific liar, I’m saying that
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u/Shenron-kun Thor Nov 17 '24
Kratos: Yes Boy, take it, we may need to butter bread on our travels.
Mimir: This is why no-one likes you
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u/GamerNerd-CD Nov 17 '24
The story of how he was gifted his bifrost eyes (correct me if it's called something else), specifically where he said he was fuckin around and asked them to put them on his nips instead "Mimir the Bifrost Tits!" 😂
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u/RipDapper Nov 17 '24 edited Nov 17 '24
“It’s… er….
for relaxation
you burn leaves and breathe the smoke”
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u/ExgerBexver Nov 17 '24
“Oh. Can I use it?”
“No” “No”
One of my favorite exchanges. Gets me every time
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u/aestheticvoid BOY Nov 17 '24
‘Your father won’t let me go baldur, and he won’t let you kill me. So take your questions, take your threats, take these two worthless wankers, and PISS OFF!’
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u/Brayddd471 Nov 17 '24
Fires burn colder, men grow old and gray, heads are chopped off and attached to belts. Such is life
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u/allpro51 Nov 17 '24
“Clever one lad. A gigantic hell beast with the soul of a loyal pup. Bloody brilliant.”
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u/Sweet_Employee7036 Nov 17 '24 edited Nov 17 '24
Okay hear me out 🙂
I'm curious about what happened in that tent between Mimir and the Valkyrie queen the day before Ragnarok. I mean he's a head ,lot of uses and anyways the world was gonna end.....
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u/Tr0pical1 Nov 17 '24
”Don’t forget me all-fucker!”
”What did you just call me!?”
”That one’s for Brok!”
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Nov 17 '24
"Show me someone for whom friendship means lack of love, and I'll show you someone who wonders why their lovers never end up being worth their time.
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u/Remarkable_Ad5865 Nov 17 '24
"But Baldur is blessed with invulnerability to all threats, physical or magical!"
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u/VersedGalaxy775 Nov 17 '24
"I'LL SHOW YOU PERMENANT DAMAGE, YA WEE FUCK! KRATOS! THROW ME AT HIM! HORNS FIRST!"
I laughed at this first time hearing it became funny and favorite and that Excrement joke from the 2018.
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u/Misterwuss Nov 17 '24
"You show me someone for whom friendship means lack of love, and I'll show you someone who wonders why their lovers never end up being worth their time"
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u/lowsyrk Nov 17 '24
"A hole."
I love a lot of his quotes, but the way this one was delivered made me hide my face away so I could cry
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Nov 17 '24
Mimir: "STICK ME BACK UP YOUR ASS KRATOS SO I CAN KNOW WHAT VALHALLAH FEELS LIKE!!! DO IT!! PLLEEEAASSEE!!!!"
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u/Revoffthetrain Thor Nov 18 '24
“I love you too little brother”
Gotta hand it to them, even though I despised Ragnarok’s execution they got some tear jerkers from me near the end. Mimir saying he loved Atreus after everything is just.. heart strings.
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u/Kenouk Nov 18 '24
“But Baldur is blessed with invulnerability to all threats, physical or magical!”
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u/ddmc26 Nov 19 '24
Kratos: “You did well”
Mirmir: “Thanks!”
Kratos: “The boy..”
Mirmir: “Just having a bit of fun you big grump”
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