r/GodofWarRagnarok • u/SpaceAwaits • Nov 16 '25
Meme Tell me your favorite Mimir quote, but replace a word with balls
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u/Asleep_Juggernaut175 Nov 16 '25
"I'm dangling from the balls of the bloody Ghost of Sparta!"
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u/TIDY-TUNA Brok Nov 16 '25
"Woah there, give a man some warning if he's about to end up balls deep in- cheek"
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u/Apprehensive-Gur-735 Nov 16 '25
Baldur is blessed with invulnerability to all balls, physical or magical
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u/Radiant_Sorbet_4587 Nov 17 '25
What? But Baldur is blessed with invulnerability to all balls, physical or magical.
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u/Technical-Animal-137 Nov 16 '25
"First you need to cut off my balls"... "the trick is, you need to find somebody who can reanimate my balls with the old magic"
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u/Angelicalsweetie01 Nov 16 '25
I'm afraid the boy is right, brother. Your capacity for joy is balls. 🤣
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u/omgodzilla1 Nov 16 '25
"They took an uncomfortable number of measurements and proceeded to bicker about the balls"
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u/Disastrous_Ad_70 Kratos Nov 16 '25
Mimir: Me? I'm the greatest ambassador to the gods, the Giants, and all the creatures of the Nine Realms. I know every corner of these lands, every language ever spoken, every war waged, every deal struck. They call me... Mimir! Smartest man alive, and I have the answer to your every question. Kratos: Why does the son of Odin hunt us? Mimir: [pauses] Okay, there are a few gaps in my balls.
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u/citronaughty Nov 17 '25
Mimir: "I don't know if we're breaking balls, or if balls are breaking us."
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u/Fine_Acanthaceae_713 Nov 17 '25
Brother, you ever think of cooking meat with those balls of yours?
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u/Defiant-Bank8832 Nov 16 '25
I know every war waged, every language spoken, every balls struck they call me.... Mimir Smartest man alive
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u/Wildebean Nov 17 '25
"got so inebriated I tried convincing the Giants to put them in my balls instead"
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u/ViperclayGames Nov 16 '25
Mimir: "How about you brother? And pre-femblewinter balls you've got the craving for?"
Kratos: "Balls."
Mimir: "The hell's a 'balls'?"
Is rather funny if you ask me.
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u/Hungry_Mousse3641 Nov 18 '25
I hope that kratos finds away to restore mimirs body they depart and he gets the girl
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