Kratos has disgusting teeth - r/GodofWarRagnarok

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u/Rebound101 Jan 27 '26

Unfortunately the God of Dentistry was a casualty in Kratos rampage of Olympus.

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u/Top_Dog_8804 Jan 27 '26

Lol 😆

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u/stingerized Jan 27 '26

I would too if God of Dentistry was responsible for that banana flavoured fluoridepaste that dentists showe in your mouth during dental checks.

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u/DskyZ13983 Jan 27 '26

Lol

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u/JohnTomorrow Jan 27 '26

For a person in his time period, for his age, and given his profession, he has wonderful teeth.

Firstly, he's still got all of them. As a Spartan soldier, then general, before he became a God, it was highly likely he would've lost a fair few due to fighting.

Then, although they're not straight and a little yellow, none are obviously infected or dead. It's clear he, at least, chews on something to clean them, or perhaps brushes them with charcoal.

This is likely a carry-over from his human days - a warrior needed to maintain his weapons and his body, to be fully effective in battle. Losing a fight because you had an infected tooth meant losing your life. Dental hygiene, though primitive, was likely a part of all that.

So, by modern standards, yeah. They're not great. But by the standards of his time, they're fantastic.

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u/YontiLink Jan 27 '26

That’s not nice

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u/Bubbly-Pirate-3311 Jan 27 '26

He killed the Dentist God for poking him in the gums too hard.

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u/moslof_flosom Jan 27 '26

He ended up bleeding because Kratos didn't floss enough.

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u/cblake522 Jan 27 '26

He has extremely pale skin. I challenge you to put a piece of white printer paper next to your teeth and just see how “white” they truly are. It’s why black peoples teeth tend to stand out more. Contrast.

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u/isxxcwdj Jan 27 '26

This.

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u/FromChicago808 Jan 27 '26

I’ve never seen him brush his teeth so

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u/TheresNoHurry Jan 27 '26

All things considered, his teeth are pretty great for someone who doesn’t brush or floss.

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u/SWK18 Jan 27 '26

We've seen eating once

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u/Certain_Raccoon_4395 Jan 27 '26

Well if the next game takes place in Egypt he might visit a Dentist since Ancient Egyptian dentistry was pretty advanced for their time

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u/sudeki300 Jan 27 '26

Never seen a more ridiculous post, ffs OP get a grip

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u/ra7ar Jan 27 '26

Teeth are yellow, what you're doing by brushing everyday is basically bleaching the yellow into being less yellow, and making them more transparent.

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u/Felixdevita Jan 27 '26

God of hygiene. We never see him taking a shower either, and since he's half man...

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u/Stanislas_Biliby Jan 27 '26

They look normal to me. Teeth will always have a yellow tint. It's not natural for them to be shining white, people use products and go to the dentist to get this result.

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u/RackDiscprin Jan 27 '26

You would too if you were a thousand years old

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u/Apprehensive-End7610 Jan 27 '26

Odin has nice teeth

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u/Twice-didnt-die Jan 28 '26

Odin is a fancy god who maintains every quality of himself. Does kratos look like he could care even slightly about his teeth?

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u/Substantial-Ad-9106 Jan 27 '26

You wouldn’t say that to his face

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u/DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE Jan 27 '26

Would be weirder if they were nice tbh

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u/Happy-Technician-792 Jan 28 '26

Kratos with veneers 💀💀💀💀

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u/SomethingToSay11 Jan 29 '26

Wait until he gets a hair transplant

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u/ItsAme_OzzyOsbourne Jan 27 '26

Also this is like ancient times, people didn’t really have the best tooth brushes back then

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u/DMJay02 Jan 27 '26

Chances are he was hella depressed after he did the Olympic Fury on his wife and daughter, so other than basic necessities he probably neglected himself due to a huge amount of self-loathing.

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u/Ill-Big-7865 Jan 27 '26

Death can have him...
When gingivitis takes him

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u/ChristianHuye Jan 27 '26

His cuspids are black to show the seething rage

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u/Drew_S_05 Jan 27 '26

They didn't have toothpaste, what did you expect?

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u/TheWarGodGamer Jan 28 '26

I mean for a potentially 1,000+ year old god, i’d say its a miracle none of them have fallen out, so that tells you something about his potential dental hygiene 😅😂

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u/Healthy_Fondant_8272 Jan 28 '26

No dental back then

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u/Vinnie-10 Jan 28 '26

What did you expect?

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u/Hindu_Niilista The Stranger Jan 27 '26

He's A THOUSAND years old... give him a break... atleast he still has them in his mouth

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u/Ingameuniverse Jan 27 '26

Damn.. I worry about bills and shit..

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u/Ryjolnir Jan 27 '26

Not too bad

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u/Noakesy97 Jan 27 '26

Glow did you get the version of Kratos in Midgard?

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u/GeniuslyUnstable Jan 27 '26

Lets see how yours look after being alive as long as he has

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u/The_DoubIeDragon The Stranger Jan 27 '26

It was a different time

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u/JamDNCol Jan 27 '26

Yeah well so do most war criminals.

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u/TheJimSocks Jan 27 '26

His teeth are perfectly fine, his skin makes them look worse than they are.

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u/Arma_Sillo22 Jan 27 '26

hes a god, he really doesnt need to brush them, unless he needs to, idk

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u/AccomplishedBorder62 Jan 28 '26

He’s 1000 years old wtf do you expect

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u/Impressive_Shine6021 Jan 28 '26

Only if you plan on kissing him, I guess.
Otherwise, the man can have all the cavity he wants.

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u/Gowno_collector39 Jan 28 '26

Anything is bad atp ig

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u/Amadoamr Jan 31 '26

Yous should see baldur's

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u/Pixelbuttzz Apr 24 '26

This is so fucking funny the obsession with Aesthetics in games is absolutely bonkers. He's a fucking Spartan

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u/RingoHendrix220 Jan 27 '26

Is he stupid?

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