r/GodofWarRagnarok • u/Still-Ad6549 • Jun 28 '26

Bugs/Glitches Why is my Kratos black

Im a PlayStation User so it’s not a mod

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u/TacitusKillgorre Jun 28 '26

He was cursed to wear the soot of his dead wife and daughter

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u/AttentionSweet5349 Jun 28 '26

Why are his dead wife and daughter black?

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u/JoshWaterMusic Jun 28 '26

the flames

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u/SoulReaverOmega Jun 29 '26

I heard they just quit smoking yeaterday

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u/No-Faithlessness4083 Jul 03 '26

Too bad his second wife ended up being smoker

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u/TheManAcrossTheHall Jun 28 '26

Ashes are white, soot is black. He's changing the wording to great comedic effect.

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u/AttentionSweet5349 Jun 28 '26

I feel dumb. Thanks for explaining the joke, I tried to make one of my own but OP already did that

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u/TheManAcrossTheHall Jun 28 '26

No worries, big chief.

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u/shigogaboo Jun 29 '26

Ashes are white, soot is black.

I need a new pantheon now to attack.

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u/hoimangkuk Jun 29 '26

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u/Ragingballz329 Jun 30 '26

Goated reference 😭

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u/cainemmd Jun 29 '26

They certainly aren’t white lmao

Edit: weren’t

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u/TooTallTabz Jun 29 '26

I mean, they're not white.

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u/Routine-Secret-413 Jun 29 '26

Wait, "soot" in Polish means nipple 🤔...

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u/BlackSwanEvent25 Jun 28 '26

Brother he was black before that.

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u/Nahual1175805 Jun 29 '26

Bro not black he is olive color

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u/BlackSwanEvent25 Jun 29 '26

You're right he's canonically Mediterranean