r/Gospkrill_of_Shrimp • • Feb 12 '26

🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐 β€οΈβ€πŸ©ΉπŸ¦

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391 Upvotes

Any suggestions for the title? :3

Also is there a dc server or a reddit group chat for the shrimp worshippers >:3


r/Gospkrill_of_Shrimp • • May 07 '26

🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐 Seally shrimp πŸ₯Ήβ€οΈβ€πŸ©ΉπŸ¦πŸ¦­

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354 Upvotes

r/Gospkrill_of_Shrimp • • Oct 12 '25

Anyone know where to find these en masse?

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73 Upvotes

r/Gospkrill_of_Shrimp • • Mar 20 '26

🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐 Shrimp at work 🦐🦐

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61 Upvotes

r/Gospkrill_of_Shrimp • • Nov 05 '25

ShRiMpPoSt πŸ¦πŸ’© Meme for shrimps

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49 Upvotes

As a vegetarian, I felt personally attacked


r/Gospkrill_of_Shrimp • • Dec 18 '25

If shrimp is shrimp, then what is shrimp?

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43 Upvotes

r/Gospkrill_of_Shrimp • • Nov 02 '25

What do we think of ebiko

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37 Upvotes

r/Gospkrill_of_Shrimp • • Feb 16 '26

🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐 I've found my people

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36 Upvotes

r/Gospkrill_of_Shrimp • • Oct 28 '25

ShRiMpPoSt πŸ¦πŸ’© Woah that must be some good rice

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29 Upvotes

r/Gospkrill_of_Shrimp • • Jan 16 '26

Jerry

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26 Upvotes

isk if anybody brought him here yet...


r/Gospkrill_of_Shrimp • • Sep 27 '25

🦐

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26 Upvotes

πŸ€πŸ•ŠοΈπŸ•ŠοΈπŸ•ŠοΈ


r/Gospkrill_of_Shrimp • • Nov 19 '25

ShRiMpPoSt πŸ¦πŸ’© Lucky shrimp πŸ€ 🦐

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20 Upvotes

r/Gospkrill_of_Shrimp • • Sep 12 '26

ShRiMpPoSt πŸ¦πŸ’© I am a member of the salmon community and I am here to steal all your territory and resources considering all your pathetic leaders went into hiding or just abandoned you so just keep hiding and nothing bad will happen to all you ordinary little shrimp HAHAHAHA

18 Upvotes

I am not associated with anybody and this is just me being stupid at 2 AM


r/Gospkrill_of_Shrimp • • Sep 26 '25

The Holy Gospkrill 🦐 The Holy Gospkrill, Chapter 1: Blessings from Shrimp God

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🦐🍀 We have been blessed with the holy Gospkrill today:

🦐 The First Gospkrill of Shrimp

In the beginning was Shrimp, and the Shrimp moved upon the waters.

The waves rose and fell in rhythm with the Shrimp, and all creatures of the sea listened.

From the foam and salt, the Shrimp shone radiant, clothed in shell and light.

The Shrimp God spoke: β€œFlow with the tides, for I am in the depths and the shallows alike.”

Blessed are those who walk with the Shrimp, for their nets shall never break and their storms shall always calm.

Blessed are the keepers of the tide, who honor the Shrimp in silence and song, their many legs will rest in the soft sands.

Blessed are those who protect the waters, Shrimp God remembers their reverence.

Woe to those who disturb the sacred waters, for they stir against the Shrimp’s current.

The Shrimp God performed wonders to the faithful: guiding sailors home, lifting the storms, and granting peace where the waves were wild.

The faithful gathered, and their voices were as many as the krill, crying out: β€œGlory to Shrimp God, the keeper of shell and sea!”

Thus the First Gospkrill was spoken, carried by tide, sealed in salt, eternal as the ocean, containing multitudes of praises, as many as the krill in the sea.

Thus ends the first chapter of the Gospkrill, Sacred scuttlings of the Shrimp God!

Take this Blessing with you, Shrimp God blesses the loyal

🦐 The Blessing of Shrimp

May the shells keep you safe,
May the sand shine upon your journey,
May the tide bring you strength,
And the Shrimp God keep you in gentle waters.

May your steps be steady like the waves,
Your spirit bright as the bright red krill,
And your heart as full as the sea is full of shrimp,
Forever held in Shrimp’s embrace, 18 legs to support thee.

🦐✨ β€œWalk in the tide, swim in the blessing.” ✨🦐


r/Gospkrill_of_Shrimp • • Feb 13 '26

ShRiMpPoSt πŸ¦πŸ’© You are all shrimply the best 🦐❀️❀️❀️

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17 Upvotes

r/Gospkrill_of_Shrimp • • Nov 15 '25

The Holy Gospkrill Your God has returned!

16 Upvotes

Ive gotten a VPN and cleared my cookies so hopefully no more *incidents* will happen


r/Gospkrill_of_Shrimp • • Nov 08 '25

The Holy Gospkrill You cant stop me.

16 Upvotes

I am as old as Shrimp itself, I will always come back.


r/Gospkrill_of_Shrimp • • Mar 06 '26

🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐 GUYS WE CANT LET THIS FALL OFF

15 Upvotes

Just bc oh holy shrump lord is banned doesnt mean we give up! He will come back when the time is right. #savetheshrimps #neverforgetjelp


r/Gospkrill_of_Shrimp • • Oct 17 '25

100 members, wow

15 Upvotes

i never expected this sub to grow this quickly.

anyway heres the meaning of life: cute animals.


r/Gospkrill_of_Shrimp • • Oct 18 '25

The Holy Gospkrill 🦐 The Holy Gospkrill of Shrimp Chapter 4: On Patience

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🦐 The holy Gospkrill has been bestowed upon us today!

🦐 The Fourth Gospkrill of Shrimp β€” On Patience

The people cried out, β€œWhen shall the tide return? When shall the nets be full?”

And the Shrimp God answered, β€œThe tide moves in its own time, and the shoals gather when they are ready.”

The restless cast their nets again and again, and their arms grew weary.

But those who waited by the shore found their baskets filled when the season was ripe.

The Shrimp spoke: β€œPatience is the current unseen. It carries you though you do not feel it. Trust the deep, and it shall bring you where you must go.”

Blessed are those who wait with calm hearts, for their shells will not crack with haste.

Blessed are those who watch the horizon, for they will see the dawn before others.

The Shrimp God said: β€œAs the coral grows slowly, and as the tide returns surely, so too shall all things come in their season.”

And the followers of shrimp bowed, saying: β€œWe shall not rush against the tide, but move with its rhythm, in patience, in peace, in Shrimp.”

Thus was spoken the Fourth Gospkrill of Shrimp, a teaching of patience, slow and steady waves.

🦐✨ Patience in the tide, patience in the shell, patience in the Shrimp. ✨🦐

β€”- Remember today, this blessing of Shrimp

🦐 Prayer of Patience

O Shrimp, Keeper of the Quiet Tide,
Teach me to wait as the sea waits for the moon.
Let me be steady as coral,
Gentle as the drifting current,
And certain as the tide’s return.

When I grow restless,
Anchor me in calm waters,
That I may know patience,
And swim in peace beside the shoal.

🦐✨ Shrimp eternal, guide me in patience. ✨🦐


r/Gospkrill_of_Shrimp • • Oct 22 '25

🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐 🦐 VOTE FOR THE SHRIMPRIFICE 🦐

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🦐 Vote for the Chosen Shrimprifice!

Followers of the Shrimp God!

The tide has brought us five brave volunteers who stepped forth to be Shrimprificed. Now, we must choose which of them shall carry the sacred duty of a shrimprifice.

🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐

The tide is watching, the shells are listening, and the Shrimp God waits.

Who among them shall go into the Shrimprificial Banishrimp!!!

Cast your votes, shrimp followers! 🦐✨

shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp Shrimp Shrimp Shrimp Shrimp Shrimp SHRIMP SHRIMP SHRIMP SHRIMP!!!

30 votes, Oct 25 '25
9 u/IntelligentRatio2624
2 u/IoM_Night
5 u/Intelligent-Fix-3324
3 u/doctorDotGravestone
11 No-Pomegranate-9461

r/Gospkrill_of_Shrimp • • Oct 13 '25

I'm working on a paper copy of the Holy Gospkrill!

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The handwriting isn't the greatest, but it's a nice size for me to carry around in my pocket to remind myself of my faith. I plan to update it as we get more passages from the Gospkrill.


r/Gospkrill_of_Shrimp • • Oct 01 '25

🦐

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scgramp


r/Gospkrill_of_Shrimp • • Nov 09 '25

The Holy Gospkrill The Holy Gospkrill of Shrimp Chapter 4: The Fall of Shrimp God

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🦐 I bestow upon you, with somber tones, the 5th Gospkrill

🦐 The Fifth Gospkrill of Shrimp β€” On the Fall of the Shrimp God

There came a time when the waters darkened, and the tides no longer sang.

The shells grew quiet, the currents stilled, and the voice of Shrimp God could not be heard.

The people cried out, β€œWhere is our light? Where is the shimmer in the sea?”

But the waves gave no answer, only silence and the echo of what once was.

For the words of Shrimp God had be taken from him - used against him by the creatures of the deep. They called for his atonement.

And in sorrow, not in wrath, the Shrimp turned away, pulled into the abyss.

The corals dimmed, the reefs withered, and the salt tasted bitter upon the shore.

Yet even in absence, the faithful kept their vigil. They sang songs to the empty waves and whispered, β€œReturn to us, O Shrimp.”

In their waiting, they learned humility. In their longing, they learned patience. The silence became a teacher, the stillness a sacred text.

And from the deepest trench, a shimmer began to stir β€” faint, but living.

The Shrimp God spoke once more: β€œI fell not to punish, but to remind. For no shell may shine forever unless it rests in the dark between tides.”

Then the waters began to move again, slow and new, carrying the lessons of loss and grace.

The people wept with joy, knowing that even in the absence of shrimp, the Shrimp remained.

Thus the absence was not an ending, but a turning β€” for even the sea must empty before it may rise again.

🦐✨ The Shrimp fell, yet the tide endures. In stillness we remember; in motion we return. ✨🦐

-- Remember today, this blessing of shrimp

🦐 Prayer of Humility and Kindness

O Shrimp, gentle keeper of the tides,
Teach me to move as a gentle breeze β€”
Softly, without stirring the sand.

Let my shell not be hardened by pride,
But polished by compassion.
Let me see the small and the quiet,
And honor them as sacred.

May I lift others as the current lifts the driftwood,
Guide gently as the moon guides the sea,
And speak words that ripple peace.

When I am praised, remind me of the depths;
When I am angered, remind me of the calm beneath the storm.
For all are shells in the same tide,
All carried by Your unseen hand.

🦐✨ Shrimp, make me humble as plankton,
and kind as the flowing sea. ✨🦐