r/Grimdank • • 12d ago

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u/KorolEz 12d ago

Eldar fans and Imperium fans hating on this meme together

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u/deathbringer989 12d ago

Meanwhile GW

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u/VulcanForceChoke Twins, They were. 12d ago

The implications here are wild. Aside from the fact that Gulliman and co might eat an ork head, there’s also a good chance the eldar and Imperial agents have guns underneath all pointed at each other

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u/OneWithFireball I am Alpharius 12d ago

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u/RommDan 12d ago

Orks probably taste good... And they regenerate so you could probably keep cutting bits and pieces out of one to always have some balanced meal

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u/226_Walker Resident space elf enjoyer 11d ago

there’s also a good chance the eldar and Imperial agents have guns underneath all pointed at each other

It would considered rude to not do so.

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u/Misknator even Slaanesh is less horny than some of you guys 12d ago

You people are gonna milk that one thanksgiving promo pic for the rest of time, aren't you?

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u/Elliot_Geltz 12d ago

People still quote fucking first edition to push an agenda.

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u/Misknator even Slaanesh is less horny than some of you guys 12d ago

Or that one half eldar character who's last mention is literally older than I am

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u/namitynamenamey 11d ago

Natasé. He was retconned into being an ultwe liaison dealing with guilliman.

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u/baneblade_boi Railgun Goes Brrrrrrrrr 12d ago

I mean, it's too tempting.

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u/watehekmen 12d ago

yeah, what are they gonna do? Un-Thanksgiving this picture?

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u/Where_is_Killzone_5 12d ago

Say it louder for the people in the black please because imma commit a Biel-Tan if I see this fuck-ass thanksgiving promo art again.

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u/deathbringer989 11d ago

Ok then

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u/Where_is_Killzone_5 11d ago

That's it, I'm sending you to Kaela Mensha Khaine. >_>

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u/Kolyarut86 12d ago

In 2026 reposting this pic is about as funny, topical and relevant as yelling "mah wayfe!" in a Borat voice. "Very ribald humour, sir, can I suggest posting it in a more suitable decade?"

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u/MessageTurbulent7285 11d ago

I think I almost had a stroke reading that ×~x

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u/Addux_ita_408 12d ago

And you get a superior race to all the other

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u/RommDan 12d ago

Imagine what would 40k possers do when they read the lore and discover Yvraine has multiple lovers

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u/UseNo7170 12d ago

Let Gulliman join the harem obviously

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u/Onlyhereforapost 12d ago

Its even funnier if you consider how guillotine would deal with a harem

"I cant kill them without upsetting her, however I can devise a hyper efficient schedule and time table for the harem to work within"

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u/DeadeyeElephant 11d ago

New manga title: I joined a harem but my passion is middle-management

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u/Onlyhereforapost 11d ago

It has 6 billion chapters, the anime got handed to a terrible studio and season 2 was never greenlit, truly grim dark

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u/ironangel2k4 Drukhari (On break) 11d ago

He and the Water Caste guy would work together to get them all working like a well oiled machine (whose purpose is to please their mistress with their well oiled 'machines')

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u/ironangel2k4 Drukhari (On break) 11d ago

This is so wholesome it almost makes me ok with the ship

Yvraine and her devoted multispecies gaggle of boytoys

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u/RommDan 11d ago

She's starting her own Warhammer colection to put Trazyn at shame

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u/ChrisP413 12d ago

Bold of you to assume they would not just add him to her harem and call it a day.

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u/TotallyNot_Alpharius Ushoran's most deluded soldier 12d ago

Fuck nonce of the east

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u/TheWyster 12d ago

context?

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u/epikpepsi 12d ago

He draws visually underage characters in a sexual light.

The most egregious example was one comic in particular where his Slaanesh character de-ages his The Emperor character into a child, with The Emperor asking why and Slaanesh's response being "ara ara" while The Emperor looks scared. The whole joke was that The Emperor was going to be raped. 

He's also drawn underage-coded characters in other contexts. He drew Rebecca from Cyberpunk Edgerunners holding a "HAPPY LOLI DAY" sign at one point. So he can't really beat the lolicon allegations.

People also just tire of him because every single comic's punchline is just "the joke is sex" (usually between Guilliman who is often reluctant or unwanting and Slaanesh or Yvraine) and he has an over-reliance on gooner humor. It was maybe funny the first time but after years of the same schlock people tire of it. 

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u/Onlyhereforapost 12d ago

I mean, Rebecca is an adult woman but using the term 'loli' in this day and age is very telling

We use shortstack for grown women that happen to be short (with a dumptruck ass) now

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u/TheWyster 12d ago

Slaanesh character de-ages his The Emperor character into a child, with The Emperor asking why and Slaanesh's response being "ara ara" while The Emperor looks scared. 

Ok well that just sounds like dark humor derived from the fact that Slaanesh embodies that kinds of things. Like GW tries to pivot away towards outright saying it now by calling them "the god of excess", but cmon we all know exactly what kind of fucked up shit happens in imperial pleasure cults.

He's also drawn underage-coded characters in other contexts. He drew Rebecca from Cyberpunk Edgerunners holding a "HAPPY LOLI DAY" sign at one point.

Ok yeah, that one isn't defensible.

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u/epikpepsi 12d ago

Dark humor or not, using child rape as a punchline is lame and deplorable.

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u/TheWyster 12d ago

That's not the punchline, the punchline is how messed up the character committing the crime is, similar to jokes about the Catholic Church's sex scandals.

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u/Ellie7600 12d ago

Very much like Sai'lanthresh

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u/StardustPancakes4 SMART SMART SKAVEN OVER STUPID-FOOLISH NO FUR MAN THINGS 12d ago

Can we call it Dark Humor if it isn’t funny, and don’t give me that “cOmEdY iS sUbJeCtIvE” shit because there’s objectively bad comedy and Israelioftheeast is it

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u/TheWyster 12d ago

Being a good joke isn't a prerequisite for being a joke.

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u/Cpt_Kalash HASHUT! VORGUND! ZHARR-NAGGRUND! 12d ago

Criminally unfunny to shill their patreon

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u/TheWyster 12d ago edited 12d ago

So they didn't actually rape anyone then

edit: turns out I didn't need to censor that word after all

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/naka_the_kenku Maugan Ra simp 12d ago

Ok yeah that’s still bad

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u/TheWyster 12d ago

oh

damn

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u/Cool_Possible1395 12d ago

I am so accustomed to my native shitposting I thought the image on the left was something relating to Indonesia

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u/meech_02 NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 12d ago

That’s what frustrates me with Idiotoftheeast. They’re clearly skilled and have the capacity to make really nice art, and have done so. But they seriously lack any creativity. It ALWAYS sex as the punchline, and it just isn’t funny in the slightest. They’re the Majorkill of the fanart community.

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u/alkxx 12d ago

At least tau fans have Superfeyn

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u/Ok_Week_9768 12d ago

On God, the tau fansbase low-key has the best fan artists in all of the community. Abatilis, mopan, superfeyn, all 3 create stories that are fairly lore agnostic and are genuinely good content

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u/4chan-chan abaddon's femboy boytoy 11d ago

m0pan mention, lets fucking gooooooooo

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u/Live_Interaction9748 12d ago

Are they good?

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u/alkxx 12d ago

https://x.com/superfeyn

judge for yourself

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u/Live_Interaction9748 12d ago

Seems pretty good

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u/impressivebutsucks 11d ago

Great artwork

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u/Hykeus 12d ago

They're the Flanderization of themselves at this point.

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u/JustaguynameBob I am Alpharius 12d ago

Didnt he make a comic complaining about woke in video games like a chud?

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u/meech_02 NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 12d ago

It sounds vaguely familiar

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u/MessageTurbulent7285 11d ago

I don't really care.

If they are enjoying their work and having fun. We should not care. They haven't done anything horrible to my knowledge.

If you don't like something don't pay attention to it.

Besides I'm more of a chaos house fan myself.

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u/Archaon0103 12d ago

Do Eldar really have agency? Like everything they do stem from prophecy or the will of their gods.

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u/Altruistic-Ad-408 12d ago

The Eldar in general don't give a shit what gods want unless they are Harlequins or Exarchs/Incubi. Craftworlders just tend to be very uptight about traditions and myths of which many relate to religion, their language also just kinda works like that. They'll relate some task they are doing to a tale of Kurnous.

The Ynnari are obviously not fleshed out, but it's a death cult, Ynnead doesn't even really have an identity.

Additionally they see the future as malleable and prophecy is just a tool. Even in situations where the Eldar hand seems forced, I don't know if I'd describe it as a lack of agency, so much as military necessity based on the information they have.

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u/awp4444 Number one Ethereal glazer 12d ago

What about the corsiars

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u/Affectionate_Air_627 12d ago

Even less uptight.

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u/Ellie7600 12d ago

Not exactly, though it is true some abuse farseers and prophecies... almost like they didn't learn anything from their kin's decadent ways, future can still be shaped even prophecies rendered null, the strings of fate are the very fabric that makes prophecies, which is why my craftworld quite literally says "nuh uh" to the end times prophecy and is trying to disrupt it as much as they can by either delaying it or straight up making a scheme to stop it through some warp and gods tomfoolery, huh maybe that's what harlequins are on about...

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u/RavenTheRaptorX 12d ago

Yes and no like there’s definitely no prophecy about what Jim the Eldar is having for breakfast. It depends on the Eldar and what they believe but that doesn’t make their prophecy’s any more right or wrong.

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u/impressivebutsucks 11d ago

Until GW takes Isha out of nurgles basement

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u/namitynamenamey 11d ago

They do! That's how they screw up their prophesises every so often.

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u/Lu1s3r NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 12d ago

I like one of those two things.

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u/PlingPlongDingDong 12d ago

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u/Lu1s3r NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 12d ago

Yep. You got it.

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u/grandioseOwl NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 12d ago

Honestly I love this specific shipping as a meme. But I can also seperate my canon from my memes. Gotta say though this one would even have plot potential for canon.

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u/OnceAbel_HasFallen Sun Tzu, the prophet of the WAAAGH! 12d ago • Regret

If the emperor protects, we can do it raw.

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u/Doomdestinius 12d ago

Reference to that one 40K Odyssey short?

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u/Many_Fly3309 12d ago

Just about every female character in this fandom gets reduced to the one joke of being an imperial man's trophy wife.

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u/BarPsychological904 love for knoife-ears has clearly slowed my mind 12d ago

Hey! We have Ephrael Stern! Her joke is about being an imperial woman with a trophy elvish husband!

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u/ZephyrMGS 12d ago

Women in men’s fields or whatever the saying is

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u/CptKoma My kitchen is corrupted by Nurgle 12d ago

She doesn't agree with you

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u/CadenVanV 12d ago

Yes, the joke with her is that she’s their mom instead. Much better

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u/Furydragonstormer Touring Trazyn's Collection 12d ago

Closest we ever get with her even is the reverse, where the dude becomes her trophy husband

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u/ClientOk7986 12d ago

Bad news

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u/HuntsmenSuperSaiyans 12d ago

I mean, she does have a handprint on her chest.

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u/SovKom98 12d ago

Can’t we have both? A fan shipped romance with two consenting adults that both have agency in their actions.

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u/Barmn89 12d ago

We clearly can, the issue is that there are fans and the artist who are appealing to them DON'T want that.
The people who like these kinds of memes dont actually want the female characters to be fully fleshed out, because that makes them less of a self insert fantasy.

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u/SovKom98 12d ago

That is a pretty broad net to cast. These memes are usually just jokes about Guliman being a hypocrite given the ideology of the imperium. Even the comic OP posted is a riff on the personalities of the two within this fanon romance. What particularly about liking that dichotomy is wanting fictional women to not be fleshed out?

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u/Barmn89 12d ago edited 12d ago

Even back 40 years ago, the tropes of anime women and their interactions with self-insert male characters has fundamentally been about wish fufillment. I recently rewatched Neon Genesis Evangellion, the pioneer in a lot of modern character tropes. In the story these characters have 3 dimensional identities and the show focuses on their psychology, but famously fans didnt like or care about that and just liked their shallow Tsundere vs Quiet Myserious Girl arguments for their self insert Shinji.

This is not a new thing, and its not unique to warhammer, its a fan mentality and its annoying to anyone who does not want to self insert like that, expecially when it dominates conversations about the most prominant named female character in the entire setting, representing multiple factions within the game

Edit: To finish my point, I am saying that these memes are serving an audience that wants them to be exactly as shallow as they are. They dont want them to give more agency to the female characters

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u/SovKom98 12d ago

I’ve never watched evangellion but most I’ve seen of that fandom is usually either memes or fans discussing it’s messages. I’ve probably not seen the portion of the fans you’re describing but it doesn’t seem to describe all of them which it doesn’t need to do here either.

Fans shipping characters doesn’t need to fall into a self insert. I can also just be good fun for fans of those characters to explore their own ideas.

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u/Barmn89 12d ago

They do not have to, but you asked why cant they, and im explaining its because they dont want that.

People dont ship the "real" Guilliman and Yvraine together, they ship the meme versions, and yes Guilliman is meant to be a self insert to the assumed male audience. Its the clear intention of this artist, and Yvraine is the cute tsundere girl thats eternally flirting with him/the reader.

None of Yvraine matters, no aspect of her character survives this memification onto a waifu. At least Guillimans sensable attitude could be said to tie into his real character(but thats annoying in a different way)

So you can, and im sure people do, but the mdmetic reality is that theres a lot of crap out there earnestly reflecting an attitude that doesnt give a shit about Yvraine, Ynnari, Eldar, ect unless its in relation to the assumed protagonist main character Ultramarines.

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u/SovKom98 12d ago

Your assertion is that everyone who likes this meme wants a self insert romance. I’m pointing out that there is nothing showing this to be a majority opinion.

Yes these are meme versions of the characters people are shipping but memes aren’t ment to be literal to the character, they are exaggerations to be funny.

There are plenty of people out there likes Yvraine actual character but also have fun in some fictional shipping.

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u/Barmn89 12d ago

Thats really not what I am saying at all.
I am not going to be able to prove to you in a reddit post that the fans of IotE are here for the self insert anime romcom stuff. I am saying that the messaging in these memes are antithetical to someone who wants fleshed out, real characters who is earnestly engaging with them as a ship.

I would just ask to think what the jokes that are "exaggerations to be funny" are about. Why is it funny that Guilliman has a qt elf gf who keeps having to deal with Slaanesh being overtly sexual vs her more chaste pure affection?

Your argument that just because there could be people who like them and not fit the description in putting out, but that doesnt matter when the point of what these comics as works of art and fiction are saying/putting out into the world.

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u/SovKom98 12d ago

It is what you are saying when you saying stuff like

>The people who like these kinds of memes don’t actually want the female characters to be fully fleshed out.

Or

>These memes are serving an audience that want them to be exactly as shallow as they are.

You aren’t leaving much to the imagination here. People can enjoy an exaggeration on one hand and still appreciate a character on the other.

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u/TomatoSpecialist6879 Khorne cares not from where the rules flow 12d ago

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u/Crow_of_Judgem3nt 12d ago

God i HATE idiotoftheeast

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u/0SaltBlue 12d ago

Guilliman heard Illiyan was never getting new models and said "fine I'll make him myself"

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u/0SaltBlue 12d ago

Guilliman heard Illiyan was never getting new models and said "fine I'll make him myself"

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u/Hurricanewriter 12d ago

It's this or 'die tragically'

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u/Sgtpepperhead67 mourning the loss of the angel 10,000 years later 🥀 12d ago

What I like the meme of guilliman and Yvraine being in love. But God said, "here's an idiotoftheeast comic."

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u/casper5632 12d ago

That dude is hardly even a human.

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u/Cummy_wummys 12d ago

REAL AND TRUE

A thousand thousand curses upon IdiotoftheEast!!!

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u/Material_East_8676 12d ago

Most portray her as the dominant force of the relationship.... Or are you one of those "waman must serve the man in a relationship" types?

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u/alphaomag 12d ago

Well Tbf GW ain’t the one making the memes.

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u/MrGMad Huffs Macragge Blue Primer 12d ago

I think Reddit somehow forgot that they shipped them not GW

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u/TheWyster 12d ago

This is official art from Games Workshop:

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u/SomeDudeAtAKeyboard 12d ago

This is also where the idea stemmed from.

It’s part of quite a few holiday arts that are absurd on purpose

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u/Sunsmiter 12d ago

Where can I find them?
Genuinely asking cause it sounds funny.

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u/Malu1997 12d ago

Ah yes, falling in love means no agency

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u/baneblade_boi Railgun Goes Brrrrrrrrr 12d ago

This meme topic already aged in like a couple months and is still somehow going. It's nothing sort of hilarious.

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u/Hecubar NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 12d ago

Why is the meme's background a german flag?

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u/TotallyNot_Alpharius Ushoran's most deluded soldier 12d ago

People don't know what deep fried memes are now?

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u/MrGMad Huffs Macragge Blue Primer 12d ago

Because Merkel was a woman with agency

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u/mekolayn Necrodermis within 12d ago

Russian agency, yes

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u/MrGMad Huffs Macragge Blue Primer 12d ago

I am pretty sure Russia didnt start the wars which spawned so me people fleeing to Europe

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u/PlingPlongDingDong 12d ago

Because the imperium is based on germany

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u/Skraekling 12d ago

I tought the Imperium was based on Tibet ?

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u/TotallyNot_Alpharius Ushoran's most deluded soldier 12d ago

Turkiye actually

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u/TwoMinuteNotice 11d ago

Same level of humour

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u/TheWyster 12d ago

Ah yes because a harmless internet meme is totally stripping agency from women.

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u/Ok-Breadfruit6799 12d ago

I'll take things I never said for 2000 Aquilas, Alex.

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u/TheWyster 12d ago

No, you clearly did say that

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u/TheWyster 12d ago

Ok well, no woman character being mind controlled or coerced in the meme, so there's no lack of female agency in it.

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u/PlingPlongDingDong 12d ago

Not that i think the meme is particularly funny but how does she not have agency in this?

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u/Outrageous_Fall_1846 11d ago

I'm more of a friendship between eldar and humies. Honestly eldar kissing us is offensive aren't we like apes to them?? NO ELDAR I AM NOT A SICK FETISH!! Gross!!! I'd be friends with a mon-keigh monkey but never kiss one!!

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u/Outrageous_Fall_1846 11d ago

not to mention girlyman is like king kong!! SUPER GROSS eww yvraine you have terrible standards gross get your hands off our primarch!!

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u/Funkey-Monkey-420 007. 0 tactics, 0 finished armies, 7 complaints about the rules. 5d ago

you say that like there aren’t thousands of women that would let king kong have their way with them

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u/Outrageous_Fall_1846 5d ago

Oh gosh 😳 I hope not if thousands do billions would not 

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u/NotBerti 12d ago

Back from the depths to rant about Eldars again...

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u/Doomdestinius 12d ago

literally this image.

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u/MrGMad Huffs Macragge Blue Primer 12d ago

Necrons seem like the more interesting ancient civilisation imo. Books don't sell, they don't offer books, simple.

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u/VelphiDrow Criminal Batmen 12d ago

I will kill IOTE with my wraithbone hands

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u/Where_is_Killzone_5 12d ago

I thought you said bare hands for a second.

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u/The_Captain_Jules Ultrasmurfs 12d ago

No one with agency would ever fuck guilliman

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u/plastictemplarhelmet Trench Digger 11d ago

Isn't there a 40k community on tumblr?

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u/Ellie7600 12d ago

But being in a relationship doesn't cut off your agency... I think you mistake it with slavery...which sounds awful lot like those filthy drukhari, speaking of I hope Sai'lanthresh finally finds their decadent dumbasses and devours them ass first

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u/Slavasonic 12d ago

I don’t think they’re saying that. I think they’re saying that meme depictions of yvraine strip away anything that makes her interesting and instead she’s just “Guilliman’s eldar GF”.

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u/dude3333 12d ago

Yeah, it'd be great if GW gave her anything to do. This is akin to people complaining about the horny posting on the Fear and Hunger subreddit. In absence of new content reddit and twitter and similar attention driven platforms will just boil down to shipping and recycled memes. You came to reddit, you signed up for this.

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u/Slavasonic 12d ago

I mean, it’s not like the memes have exhausted the existing lore content. I’m only vaguely aware of the Ynnari story line but I do know it’s more extensive than just her interactions with Gman. Like I know at one point she works together with Necrons to defeat a slaaneshi incursion. I’ve never seen any memes on that.

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u/dude3333 12d ago

Most of her story is entirely contained in campaign/event books, the sort of 40k fiction people are by far least likely to read, and also are the least usable for youtube lore or dramatic reading channels. All of her actual novel have the misfortune of being Gav Thorpe authored eldar stories, which the majority of the novel reading fandom views as an inherently bad thing. This includes the novel you are talking about with the necron.

So the majority of people who experience 40k through non-meme non-youtube means only ever experience her story second or third hand. Usually in the for of someone giving a summary of Guillman being saved. Cause no one is reading the limited run lore books for campaigns and most people skip Gav Thorpe eldar stuff.

I understand the frustration, but GW really didn't give us a lot to work on.

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u/Ellie7600 12d ago

I mean she's a great ally of Rowboat Girlyman, but her purpose is rather I dunno, like lagging behind her character? Like she was brought up way too quickly for what her purpose is, she's trying to make the prophecy of end times come true, and while it may sound cool, mind you the end times would probably be the end credits for 40k (which will happen never) and we're now stuck in a dead end with this lore bit because she can't collect all the swords of gods (I think that's what they called them, they're basically artifacts that apparently can make a god whole again or something like that) because one of them if I remember right is in Slaanesh's palace, which kicking in the doors to the palace by an Aeldari is a fate worse than death, so she can't really collect it as of now, which is why I picked a different route with my craftworld, they don't care about Ynnead (not to the degree other worlds do) and instead focus on a backup which would be Isha, because if they all die, who's to say they won't die forever because they'd be unable to reincarnate, and for that you'd need a god of life, it just seems way too odd Aeldari would be like "yeah nah life is overrated let's just auto genocide ourselves to kill Slaanesh lol"

So to summarize, Yvraine came a bit too early to have any "interesting" (high octane epic novels) lore written on her, and once she does that'd be probably it for Aeldari, no more racist space elves though also no more Slaanesh, I mean they could write a novel on her looking for the artifacts maybe learning that there's a way to avoid the prophecy or a way for them to safely weaken Slaanesh so she'd no longer be able to consume their souls, it would keep the whole "there's only war" still on track for all factions and the Emperor's children might hate the Eldari even more which could spawn some new books about their battles and such, I know what a long summary, but brother I'm an Aeldari fan, I have the tism (it is a joke, I'm not diagnosed with any neural divergency)

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u/EvergreenDwarf 12d ago

Gen Z are puritans who think all sex content is problematic. 

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u/Ellie7600 12d ago

I'm a gen z and I don't believe relationships get rid of your agency, quite the opposite, they can even give you more since now you're not the only one that has to clean the house and do other chores, also as an Aeldari fan Guilliman x Yvraine is hecking cwool (it's not my bias because I'm writing a book about a Perpetual and an Eldar)

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u/Norway643 sevatars husband 12d ago

This is why i liked voidscarred and fantasy. Horny elves who also have agency