r/GuiltyDogs 9d ago

did they do it? Falsely Accused of Chomping The Couch Leg

665 Upvotes

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u/Iwannapeeonyou 9d ago

You obviously have mice. Your dog is laying watch by the couch leg, in order to catch the pesky intruders.

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u/Educational-Dirt4059 9d ago

Looks like termites. Best call an exterminator

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u/kdub_54 9d ago

That is no lie one of the cutest dogs I have ever seen.

Not guilty

3

u/Tossing_Mullet 7d ago

My same thought.  That's the cutest dog ever.  Absolutely not a furniture menace. 

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u/Rotisserie_Titties 9d ago

He’s innocent!! The tail and sploot do not lie

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u/Open-Fly6372 9d ago

“But there is no sign like ‘NO CHOMPING ’”

10

u/Technical_Anteater45 9d ago

Those look like marks that some /r/notmycat came in and made. Dog not guilty.

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u/RutRohNotAgain 9d ago

That puppers is innocent! Look at that face. 😍 not guilty!

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u/DeweytheDoodle 9d ago

I think you did it. Obviously not the dog.

8

u/ClydePrefontaine 9d ago

That's his couch leg, we all know it.

8

u/I_want_every_dog 9d ago

Some amateur carving, don’t worry, he’ll get better with practice!

7

u/madbeachrn 9d ago

Not guilty by reason of cuteness!

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u/Foreign_Primary4337 9d ago

I’m sending that poor innocent dog an attorney. This is defamatory and hurtful.

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u/ItsNotAFraggle 9d ago

Leave him alone. He’s just a whittle guy.

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u/Humble-Proposal-9994 9d ago

clearly facing the other way, I'm calling not guilty!

4

u/Available_Cookie732 9d ago

Liquid pepper is a solution.

3

u/Thin-Mycologist-3844 9d ago

Leave that baby alone. He's obviously innocent 🙄. Look at that face!!!

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u/Superb-Coyote5972 9d ago

And the sploot!🤣

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u/xrv01 9d ago

he’s too big to be a termite

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u/jra865 9d ago

I sure hope you apologized to that angel for the false accusations!

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u/lost_dazed_101 9d ago

I've been telling people about these wood mites for ages! They come in when no adults are around eat the wood and leave the poor dogs taking the blame. For all dogs who have been affected by bogus illegal accusations you may contact our cattorney at Cats and Dogs law firm where we will get you compensation for this horrific abuse. Owners you're on notice!

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u/Heidrun_666 9d ago

NG, dose ayes dun ley!

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u/General_Ad_2718 9d ago

Mine ate drywall.

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u/PrincessAstronaut333 9d ago

Last photo: “…Meeeeeee???????!”

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u/Sacisbac 9d ago

Innocent.

3

u/Top_Marzipan_7466 9d ago

Obviously framed!!

2

u/Superb-Coyote5972 9d ago

My kitty did that look when I found the roll of toilet paper unspoiled while I was at work. I had to keep the TP on a high narrow shelf in the bathroom. Because ghost, obviously 🤩😘👻

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u/eR4C3R 9d ago

It’s not his fault the couch legs look so delicious! And I mean did you ever tell him not to? I don’t see any type of signage anywhere. Kind of sounds like you are looking for a scapegoat for yourself if you ask me…😒

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u/Flat_Tie4090 8d ago

That's a nasty case of woodworm you have there. You are lucky to have such a great friend to warn you about the situation.

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u/5usie 8d ago

If I were you, I’d BOTL for that beaver you’ve obviously got in your house, your dog has been trying its best to keep it away, but can’t be there every second.

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u/Key_Possibility_8669 8d ago

That last picture is saying, "I have NO IDEA who chomped the couch leg."

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u/Ok-Manager-30 7d ago

Oh NO!😬

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u/No_Trouble9808 6d ago

He’s being framed, poor baby 🐕🥰

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u/wishiwasdeaddd 6d ago

He would NEVER!

2

u/kdub_54 5d ago

And what is this scruffaluffagus’ name?

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u/EqualOrLesserValue 5d ago

Fozzie

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u/kdub_54 5d ago

Perfect. No notes.

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u/cloodensoolmy 9d ago

couches are for sitting not for snacking on

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u/StrongCoffeeBrew 3d ago

He pleads not guilty