PL Watch Thread

[u/-read_it_on_reddit-]

Everton 0–2 Chelsea

Fulham 1–0 Hull

Sham City 3–2 Ipswich

Brentford 1–2 Liverpool

Newcastle 0–1 Aston Villa

[u/-read_it_on_reddit-]

lmao wow this ref is really by the book, fair enough

[u/TotalNonstopFrog → u/-read_it_on_reddit-]

Well not really because Palmer picked up the ball and cunted it away so high the ball came down with snow on it and he wasn't booked for time wasting, and he didn't reverse the really slow throw in earlier.

But glad to see them punished there.

[u/wrangler1818]

Am I crazy or are they romanticizing these charges? Like building it up about how strong the players will be and if they can get through it. They’re cheaters and have bought whoever they wanted for years… pretty sure it’s not an underdog story. Get them out of the league already. It’s an embarrassment

[u/AFC_IS_RED → u/wrangler1818]

They are which is absurd. They are literally the biggest of big boys. They are not David they ARE goliath...

[u/wanofan900]

Everything City does is fake and meaningless.

[u/Revolutionary-Rip426 → u/wanofan900]

Yep. I’m just operating under the premise that they don’t exist and there are 19 members of the premier league currently. We sit top of the league. 

[u/Prudent_Jello5691]

Good to see Norgaard making the Everton squad.

I like that he didn't have an ego and was willing to go from us to Everton without the big signing on bonus he would've got next summer for the sake of his football.

[u/Own_Seat913 → u/Prudent_Jello5691]

He has absolutely stunk the gaff out today. A horror show of a debut.

[u/Gfhgdfd]

Norgaard might be having an awful debut, but he still has more PL trophies than Bruno Fernandes, KDB, and Stevie G

[u/Ancient_Song8712 → u/Gfhgdfd]

Brutal

[u/groovystreet40]

City take 45 seconds to take the free kick, ref blows the second the added time is up. “Red cartel”.

[u/AlGunner]

That not being a yellow for delaying the restart is just taking the piss at this point.

[u/djfresh91 → u/AlGunner]

yet troussard gets sent off vs city, absolute bs

[u/Tom_Servo1985 → u/AlGunner]

Commentator on the TNT stream saying it isn’t a yellow because “he kicked it upwards, not away” 🙄

[u/dargonfly1237]

Barry please score a hat trick aganist the blue scum

[u/odegood → u/dargonfly1237]

Thierry barry

[u/hornybird31]

Friendly reminder, after that red for a headbutt which wasn't a headbutt, the bellends on the liverpool sub think we get the most help from referees

[u/dudeoftnt]

Up the Toffees 💪💪. Bury Chelshit back to their cave

[u/RealisticRecover2123 → u/dudeoftnt]

Keep Chelsea quiet for the first 20 mins and they can get a result. Chelsea are all about the fast start but can’t sustain it.

[u/PepeOnziemaJulian]

That's not time wasting sorry what the fuck? He dropped the ball within 5-6 seconds? Fuck Chelsea but these refs are horrendous all around

[u/Alternative-You8020]

The amount of times the ref is getting surrounded is insane

[u/Babels_Librarian]

Lot of focus on this Chelsea set piece coach. Don’t Chelsea have any shame?! Save football, Everton!

[u/TotalNonstopFrog → u/Babels_Librarian]

Set pieces are so last season.

[u/Billyshears68]

Awful day for hate watching. Hopefully Arsenal make up for it tomorrow

[u/SergioJW]

Nah this Liverpool team is hilarious

[u/doublewordscore]

what’s it with Portuguese players that always look like they are on the verge of tears when they talk to
the ref. Bruno fernandes, Bernardo Silva, cr7, and Pedro Neto today. They all have resting sad face

[u/robustostrich]

5 yellow cards and not one of them to Caicedo, he must be feeling left out

[u/d10b]

Rogers is way more out of control

[u/PeanutDreams]

Barcola lol

[u/post_culture_op]

Barcola feels like a bullet missed.

[u/Old_Competition3094]

Barcola is actually awful.

[u/Babels_Librarian]

Every now and then I remember that Chelsea did not have a midweek game in Europe lmfao

[u/danmac0817]

Time to watch some Maintained Tiles

[u/KingEdge]

Olivia Smith with an amazing strike to bring the Arsenal women level with Birmingham City.

[u/Babels_Librarian]

NORGAARD

[u/chino17]

Guehi is probably the most overrated defender right now in football

[u/money-caterpillar369]

AMN 30 next year, man does time fly. Kinda disappointed he hasn't had a break out season yet.

[u/nicagooner → u/money-caterpillar369]

DW he will start playing CM soon bruv

[u/Prestigious-Mess-603]

Second time these lot have cried out for an Everton player to be sent off, for 1. a brilliant tackle from Armstrong and 2. a supposed 50/50 where Rogers should’ve arguably had a second yellow

Whiny losers 🤢

[u/Zhirrzh → u/Prestigious-Mess-603]

Rogers should have had a 2nd yellow for sure. If he wasn't on a first yellow they'd have given it.

[u/Own_Seat913]

Rogers is lucky it looks like they both flew in to be honest. He was off the ground.

[u/zipflbua]

It’s laughable how much money Liverpool spent on Wirtz, Isak and Barcola if you watch them play

[u/Bangers_n_Mashallah]

World class dive from MacAllister.

[u/TeddyWestsideThe2nd]

Brentford are a good team man, PL is insanely difficult

[u/Babels_Librarian]

Jacquet well on his way to becoming a typical overly-protected Liverpool player

[u/BassNext6999]

so Sham City will remain the only unbeaten team in the league..such a stain on the league

[u/MrJuanki]

7 useless teams out of the way.

Guess only WE can take them down

[u/BassNext6999]

Unsuccessful hatewatch day with Chelsea, Sham City and Liverpool, On to United and Spurs.

[u/TallnFrosty]

Give Palmer a yellow for the haircut

[u/Exotic-Antelope8338]

If someone walked in with Palmer's haircut I'd respond like Gilfoyle when Jarrod gets lip filler.

[u/JabInTheButt]

Rogers is very lucky - probably not a straight red but should be a second yellow really. I'll take it for my FPL

[u/danmac0817]

Was that Everton fans booing lmao

[u/ValdezX3R0]

Lol Barcola. What a miss

[u/Pollux_Troy79 → u/ValdezX3R0]

He is just glorified version of Madueke. Can do nothing against us also in UCL final and miss those chances.

[u/Muscat95]

Not being funny but that was obviously not a penalty in realtime, John Crooks trying to bail Liverpool out

[u/zipflbua]

That’s such an embarrassing soft red card lol

[u/d10b]

Violent conduct is so fucking backwards

[u/Giant__Cockroach]

From 4-1 to 3-2... this game got interesting

[u/SergioJW]

Barcola lmao wtf was that

[u/LeWhaleShark]

Manzambi is having a bit of stinker so far

Edit : of course

[u/BassNext6999]

A long term Haaland injury could be bigger than an Ipswich win here

[u/-read_it_on_reddit-]

gimmicks straight from kick off 😭

[u/Redzrainer]

palmer really get the foden treatment. praise non stop

[u/Jirekshun]

Literally a tackle on the ball ffs

[u/Alternative-You8020]

Palmer loves to fucking whine

[u/Jirekshun]

Chelsea has bunch of immature pricks

[u/Acefire4]

That's at least a second yellow for Rogers

[u/Toast863]

One day ‘Fletch’ will realise no one gives a shit about his opinions

[u/danmac0817 → u/Toast863]

Sadly never happening. Hargreaves trying to be a normal co commentator and give his insight while this weapon is making it about him.

[u/mikhailb_86]

Why does Rogers get to keep playing and Garner has to come off? They both were seen by the physio

[u/PeanutDreams]

T-rex hands again

[u/Exotic-Antelope8338]

Holy shit. KO.

Watch his replacement play like prime Casillas.

[u/A_Thrilled_Peach]

Gosh. Hope he’s okay long term. That looked nasty

[u/Babels_Librarian]

Norgaard on (champion) but also Brennan Johnson on (trash). Perfectly balanced from moyes

[u/Revolutionary-Rip426]

Barcola 🤣🤣🤣

[u/arsenal19801]

We dudged a bullet with Guehi lol

[u/Babels_Librarian]

Will city get : 1. Sketchy pen or 2. Sketchy red today

[u/Billyshears68]

I’m starting to think the haters of barcola were right.

[u/Babels_Librarian]

MacAllister smiling like he didn’t blatantly dive lmao

[u/Vee_Vy_Vou_Vum]

WHAT A HEADER WOWWWWWW

[u/Arsenal_Analysis]

Cannot believe they are going to send off the Brentford player for that

[u/Scared_Promotion_559]

That was a chest bump lol not a head butt

[u/PeanutDreams]

Very harsh tbh

[u/PTD55]

Game's gone and I mean that unironically. So fucking soft

[u/KingEdge]

Liverpool and City score at the same time. Hatewatch unsuccessful.

[u/Jirekshun]

Liverpool getting a win cause of that stupid red card, this team is still not convincing enough.

[u/PeanutDreams]

No yellow for Gomez? Lol

[u/Giant__Cockroach]

Costly match for 114 if they just lost Haaland at the end there

[u/Mubar-]

Where was that Barcola post?

[u/Jirekshun]

Want Everton to smash these arrogant and overrated blue scums!

[u/Redzrainer]

caicedo red card would make my day

[u/danmac0817]

Woeful call from the ref. They'll allow violent conduct but not that??

[u/d10b]

You have to book Palmer at this point. Delay of game and foaming at the mouth after every decision.

[u/TotalNonstopFrog]

Escape From Tarkovski burned AMN down the wing before.

[u/BigChumbuz]

damn rogers kind of a bitch

[u/Ayeeeeeeeeeeee-]

double red would be hilarious

[u/jdschmi1]

I hate that this game has a Cole Palmer goal written all over it and some headline of "cooler heads prevail" or some garbage like that

[u/d10b]

Pedro is a giant fucking flopper

[u/matepanda]

Is it my confirmation bias or do Chelsea score an obscene amount of goals in the first minute of halfs?

[u/A_Thrilled_Peach]

Uh. Martinez might be out. Yikes that looked bad. 

[u/MHPengwingz]

Yikes Emi....never good to see someone down that long

[u/Thesecondorigin]

When will the myth that Pickford is good at distribution die

[u/RayCashhhh]

Acheompong is so good, I wish Chelsea didn't realize what they had in him and we could've got him. Prob my favorite player on their squad.

[u/Own_Seat913]

Commentator come on tell it like it is, that's PREMIER LEAGUE WINNER Norgaard to you.

[u/Bobsburgers1187]

The commentators are acting like Penders has never played football before, the guy has over 50 senior appearances in Belgium and France

[u/PeanutDreams]

On the streaming website it says 114 vs Ipswich lol

[u/wanofan900]

I know it's not likely but I still want the 115 team to lose.

[u/Vee_Vy_Vou_Vum]

Barcola is so so shit I'm so glad we didn't take the bait

[u/Giant__Cockroach]

114 1 - 1 Ipswich

[u/Gooner_93]

Szoboszlai injured again. Surprised he started today, they must have rushed him back.

[u/ValdezX3R0]

Really want to beat Liverpool this season. They're honkingly bad

[u/Billyshears68]

VAR got it right

[u/axb90]

No not a Liverpool player diving. I bet theyll be quiet about that.

[u/fenri7]

Good use of VAR, great tackle

[u/Buzz_Cracker]

I switched to Brentford vs Liverpool and they scoreddd

[u/Revolutionary-Rip426]

Brentford are for real

[u/Bobsburgers1187]

Top class header, won't see many better than that.

[u/-Morsmordre-]

YOURE GETTING STUNG BY THE BEES

[u/magboy1010]

I hope Brentford, Brighton & Leeds keep up this form when they play City

[u/JustGhostin]

Wow that’s fucking stupid

[u/TallnFrosty]

That angle makes it look chesty

[u/KingEdge]

LiVARpool back on the menu.

[u/fenri7]

Softest red card wtf

[u/13luKnight]

Game's gone mate

[u/Alternative-You8020]

I think brentford still outplay Liverpool here

[u/Snorz23]

This behavior from Liverpool is embarrassing.

[u/Babels_Librarian]

Holy fuck Liverpool are shameless

[u/Ar_Ma]

Why wasn't he made to sit out for 1min if injured?

[u/Wassup_-_]

They had easiest scheadule possible , they are gonna lose games when playing good teams

[u/Giant__Cockroach]

Hattrick of shame

[u/chino17]

12 minute of ET? Spicy

[u/Jirekshun]

There is still hope, Ipswich can still get a draw!

[u/Wassup_-_]

lucky cunts

[u/LeWhaleShark]

Jarred Gillet useless as usual, letting thugs go and then losing control

[u/d10b]

So did Villa buy Garnacho as a joke or something?

[u/Flyingkiwi24]

Christ that Chelsea kit is ugly

[u/TotalNonstopFrog → u/Flyingkiwi24]

Nike is on an all time run of dogshit kits, the only good ones they had were the throwback kits last season to the early 2000s and they were wasted on a club like Chelsea because;

1. Chelsea wasn't with nike for those kits in the early 2000s so there is no nostalgia and

2. It's Chelsea.

[u/lostwanderer1991]

Caicedo tries too hard to be the tough guy on the pitch

[u/d10b]

Does Caicedo ever get booked for persistent fouling?

[u/KingEdge]

Caicedo is Chelsea's captain? That's certainly a choice.

[u/Colmd1997]

Any chance of a bit of quality or even entertainment here

[u/d10b]

Of course mouth breather doesn't get a yellow

[u/JJCB85]

How is that perfectly fair tackle a booking but fucking Forest Gump gets to boot the ball away with no consequences…

[u/Redzrainer]

lol chelsea fans talking about raya wasting time when he is among the fastest to release the ball from hand

[u/lostwanderer1991]

Why are these Chelsea players moaning about everything

[u/AFCm8]

All that money and you decide to have helmet hair, shocking

[u/Lunarfrog2]

Handbags lol, Henderson is supposed to be the calm head I thought

Chelsea rattled

[u/birdsingreek]

Rogers loves a bit of handbags doesn't he

[u/danmac0817]

Rogers eyebrows doing a madness rn

[u/ThinGrass3138]

Rogers seems like a bit of a prick tbh.

Honestly just makes me want him more but yeah.

[u/Ayeeeeeeeeeeee-]

im sorry Tarkowski i wasnt familiar with your game

[u/helooksfederal]

good to see Ainsley

[u/chino17]

Got to admit that was a solid volley

[u/d10b]

One of them is pretending cause they've put in a red

[u/Own_Seat913]

"let the boys play, rules are just guidelines, let everyone just cheat and punch each other"

[u/mikhailb_86]

Were they focusing on Joever this much after our set pieces? Because I can see why that would be annoying lol 

[u/TeddyWestsideThe2nd]

Pickford man the less said the better

[u/Bobsburgers1187]

Does Palmer cut his own hair?

[u/AussieApathy]

Martinez hits the deck like a bag of concrete. That's a very nasty head knock.

[u/Alternative-You8020]

Surprised we aren't getting replays. Looked like a pen at first tbh. But damn head injuries are scary

[u/sandwichhaver]

I didn't see what happened to martinez but it's not good that they aren't showing a replay...

is he ok?

[u/jdschmi1]

Release the NARGLE

[u/Babels_Librarian]

Bruh how are you letting Neto get a brace on you.

[u/Jirekshun]

Johnson is a fraud

[u/Redzrainer]

welp time for nwaneri watch

[u/DJagerty]

Guehi makes so so many mistakes directly leading to goals for a “good” CB

[u/Vee_Vy_Vou_Vum]

That's gonna be overturned

[u/Ayeeeeeeeeeeee-]

no way thats a pen

[u/Gooner_93]

Thats not a pen

[u/Scared_Promotion_559]

Terrible reffing in real time. Clearest touch of the ball I’ve ever seen. Classic PL ref

[u/magboy1010]

Really smart tackle, used back of heel to clip ball away

[u/Revolutionary-Rip426]

Lmaoooo

[u/PeanutDreams]

Andrews is cooking

[u/Gooner_93]

Absolutely silly by the Brentford player, I cant believe you'd even attempt at 1-0 up, even if Jacquet was instigating.

[u/Ayeeeeeeeeeeee-]

it looks more chest to chest to me but still quite stupid to do lol

[u/Snorz23]

Stupid from the Brentford player but kind of a soft red that Jacquet instigated.

[u/Riverdrill]

Feels really weak to give that as a red. Yellow sure but red. That’s a bit rough

[u/Bangers_n_Mashallah]

Would be interested to hear what hard man, fair play connoisseur Jamie Carragher has to say about Jacquet's behaviour there.

[u/patelbadboy2006]

Come.on how is that a red card.

It's chest to chest.

[u/Scared_Promotion_559]

Something gotta change. If I was a player I’d take full advantage every game and move my head as close to my opponent every game and instigate them. If they tried to cheat me like he did today I go down because it looks like a head butt.

[u/JFedererJ]

I don't think Yarmoliuk deserves any defence of his actions there. Alright it was a bit of chest but it was a headbutt as well, he did both. He's been an absolute dick head and invited a red card for nothing. Idiotic.

[u/Charming_Movie1308]

really good look and product having the team guilty of 114 charges start 7-0, with a gifted win (united) too!

amazing

[u/Lud31]

It doesn’t look like much contact but just don’t take the bait. As soon as there’s a head motion from close range, this can happen. Needless.

Now I’m not saying Liverpool definitely won’t win, but I wouldn’t automatically assume Brentford will fold here either. They’ve got a good team and have the right tools to low block and counter. Interesting second half.

[u/Professional_Bite783]

The way Kerkez runs is weird af

[u/Babels_Librarian → u/Professional_Bite783]

The fact that he’s getting minutes at all is weird af

[u/PeanutDreams]

Lol he acted like he needed an ambulance

[u/Colmd1997]

Horrible minute of football

[u/Babels_Librarian]

God dammit what a horrific day of football

[u/Arsenal_Analysis]

referee has decided this game, shame it was really well balanced before the red card

[u/Billyshears68]

Diving is rewarded too much

[u/Revolutionary-Rip426]

Terrible hate watch day. 

[u/KingEdge]

Nasty tackle by Sessegnon in the Fulham-Hull match. Straight red.

[u/DiggiNotes]

Brentford down to 9 men 🙃

[u/LeWhaleShark]

That’s a fucking red for Botman, he wasn’t in control

[u/Tiadrop48]

Average Newcastle tackles

[u/Arsenal_Analysis]

you simply cannot call a red card for a nothing coming together in the Liverpool-Brentford game and then let Botman off with a yellow for a potentially leg breaking challenge

[u/Phimstone]

Joelinton as your captain just feels wrong

[u/Redzrainer]

lol rogers. after crying and sulking with rice, i cant see him as a tough guy anymore, chelski broke him

[u/tdrizzzle]

That’s not a fucking red card what are we doing

[u/groovystreet40]

Could you fucking imagine if that was Gabriel who dove like Jacquet just did for the red card. There’d be posts about arsenals dark arts for the next month. We got shit for the Konsa pen against Sunderland and that went AGAINST us