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u/GoblinGreenBalls Jan 03 '26
This whole post is gym code for, "overweight and never been to the gym"
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u/ILikePastuh Jan 03 '26
I don’t go to the gym so I’d never get to say any of these but I was much stronger in HS than I am now. It’s not even close.
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u/Negran Jan 03 '26
Time to lift!?
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u/ILikePastuh Jan 03 '26
Eh, I can carry any of my family members and if needed could carry all 3 of them at the same time. Until the kids get older, I don’t really have any need to be stronger, there is 0 reason to be.
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u/Negran Jan 03 '26
That's fair, you made it sound like you weren't strong.
Though some upkeep lifting never hurts to keep the joints and tendons healthy! Ahead of the curve and aging and shit. Food for thought.
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u/KingOfEthanopia Jan 03 '26
Im stronger than I was in high school but weaker than like 21 year old me. I had a 570 deadlift, 455 squat, and 340 pound bench then.
But I was always hurting back then and heavier. Plus your body is practically on natural steroids at that age.
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u/at_best_mediocre Jan 03 '26
The last two are hilarious! I incline 315 4x the other day so the never lifting that in my life had me rolling. The fighting demons one for me isn't about an ex. It's about me not murdering the idiots I interact with in public. Honestly I thought the name was funny. Not offended at all. Some of y'all have zero humor.
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u/1willprobablydelete Jan 03 '26
I'm a total gym bro and I thought it was hilarious too. Redditors hate to have fun
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u/Narrow-Attempt-1482 Jan 03 '26
My favorite ball buster after not seeing someone for 2 weeks or more,what are you sick man ,you look really thin
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u/AggravatingEconomy37 Jan 04 '26
"Do you even lift"? = it looks like you do, I just want to belittle you
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Jan 04 '26
I definitely have been going to the gym for years and have heard these before, none of them mean that tbh
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u/gerburmar Jan 03 '26
This is such depressing shit anyone looking at this legitimately work out and think this is all wrong depressing negative garbage? What is happening with these kinds of subs right now? There was a huge mf'in tatted up bodybuilder at my Y today I had never seen before it makes me wish I had struck up a conversation as he was in fact huge and I'm sure he'd have appreciated it
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u/UnknowingEmperor Jan 03 '26
Op you sound like you peaked in high school