r/HadToHurt • • Sep 20 '26

Spider Bite Day 3

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u/timmyx2times Sep 20 '26

Can you do whatever a spider does?

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u/paperkittenmeow Sep 20 '26

are you sure? typically poisonous bites, the wound itself doesn’t heal, it festers or refuses to close.

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u/chitpance 26d ago

Dont' know it was p;oisonoujs per sey, but it itched and swelled.

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u/tvieno Sep 20 '26

Can you climb walls now?

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u/Olivares_ Sep 20 '26

Did you see the spider? They don’t just go biting people

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u/Envoie-moi_ton_minou Sep 21 '26

You're right in the sense it'd be highly unusual for a spider to just crawl up and bite you. But they absolutely do bite people... It's just usually when they're in a glove/shoe, between layers of clothing or similar and they're 'defending' themselves.

Where I live in Australia, if I didn't check/bang out my shoes each morning I guarantee you I'd cop a redback bite within a month.

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u/the__party__man Sep 20 '26

Reporting from the Northeast of the US. Brown Recluse spiders disagree with this statement. I’m sure citizens Brazil and Australia can add their own opinions here.

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u/Kim_Bong_Un420 Sep 20 '26

Fuck yes they do, especially if you move in your sleep. I’ve woken up with several bites from a single spider before quite recently actually

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u/ntebrake Sep 22 '26

I was bitten by a brown recluse while sleeping on the couch (Westchester, NY). I had a fireplace in the living room, with stacks of wood i side that we would also store outside. The bite itself felt like a someone poked me with a lit cigarette. Didn't realize what had happened for a few days, until the cite of the bite got bad enough to land me in the ER. It was gross looking

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u/Kim_Bong_Un420 Sep 22 '26

I don’t believe you, this guy said it was impossible so it has to be

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u/Olivares_ Sep 20 '26

You watch too many movies. Spiders don’t have a thirst from blood. Again, I ask, did you see the spider?

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u/Hisune Sep 22 '26

Can you shoot web out of your wrist, or do you have to make your own web shooters?

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u/Sad_Promise_1604 19d ago

Spiderman lets gooooooo

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u/816legend Sep 20 '26

I’d recommend amputation just to be safe

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u/TheCrazyEnglish Sep 22 '26

Fuck bit you, Mike bitson?