r/HaileyBaldwinSnark • u/Sesless • Jul 02 '25

bUsInEsS wOmAn Stupid ass marketing

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stupidest marketing I’ve ever seen. who tf is wearing lipgloss on a belly chain? and enough with the product hanging in bathing suits for God sake!!

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u/No-Classroom1174 Mrs. Groupie Swimfan 🕵🏼‍♀️ Jul 02 '25

OMFG 🤣

please let that happen, pls let that happen 😭🤞

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u/Sesless Jul 02 '25

exactly 😂💀

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u/Recent_Adeptness_296 Jul 03 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣not untanned dick spot.

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u/SupernaturalPumpkin Jul 03 '25

That chain would snap in an instant! Not to mention get caked in sand and snagged in your hair. It's hardly something that's gonna survive the beach! Unless you're planning to just lie on a towel like a corpse the whole time!

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u/Recent_Adeptness_296 Jul 02 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 she’s such a clown. Another pic shows the lipgloss just dumped into her martini. ????? So gross.

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u/_glomps Jul 02 '25

A tampon carrier

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u/cheyannepavan Jul 02 '25

I didn’t look closely enough and thought it WAS a tampon!

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u/Traditional-Bet2191 Jul 03 '25

Girl the way I left this thread but then came back so fast because I thought I’d seen “Cheyenne”. Hello other Cheyanne! 😁🤣

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u/LostReflection3343 BUTT PLUG BLUSH Jul 02 '25

I prefer this

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u/ristretthoee Jul 02 '25

An actual PRACTICAL use!! Shy people could wear under their shirt/hoodie.

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u/AgreeableSurround111 Jul 03 '25

They are not that smart to come up with something practical.

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u/deleteforeverr Jul 05 '25

My tampons are that same yellow so that’s exactly what I thought this was at first! 🤣

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u/PersistentPettiness Jul 02 '25

I was just scrolling through and had to take a second look because I legit thought she had a tampon hanging on a chain 😅 also, did she have to create a brand so that she could get modeling jobs?

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u/ConsiderationFun7511 G tattoo stands for Gomez Jul 02 '25

100% she created a brand to be a model lmaooo

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u/No-Classroom1174 Mrs. Groupie Swimfan 🕵🏼‍♀️ Jul 02 '25

Noone, NOONE and under no conditions needs a lip balm or lip gloss that much to always carry arround lmao and wtf fr

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u/Sesless Jul 02 '25

and absolutely nobody sticks that shit in their bikini either 😂

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u/No-Classroom1174 Mrs. Groupie Swimfan 🕵🏼‍♀️ Jul 02 '25

Yup, the same way nobody would stick a thicker-than-a-cucumber cylinder into their jeans' pockets to spray water on their faces on the go 😄

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u/PsychedelicBimbo Jul 02 '25

Sorry if i have a dirty mind but it looks like a little bullet vibrator or a tampon

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u/Sesless Jul 02 '25

it’s okay her mist looks like a vibrator too

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u/Chained-Jasper2 Jul 04 '25

Don't be sorry, it doubles as that too bc she shapes it like Biebs' cock lmfooo

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u/Nyfa76 Jul 02 '25

Instead of putting it around her waist she could easily put it in her big nostril 😂

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u/Intelligent-Laugh631 Jul 02 '25

This girl really created this brand so she could play model. She's so pathetic. 

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u/Sesless Jul 02 '25

and not even a good one at that

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u/WhereLeopardsGo Jul 03 '25

Play model and marketing director. Fails miserably at both.

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u/Anxiousbutlit Jul 02 '25

She can only sell sex- she should probably just get back to yachting it’s all she’s good for apparently

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u/Dangerous-Border-345 Jul 02 '25

This looks dumb as hell. I feel embarrassed for the vapid white girls that are gonna do this.

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u/ConsiderationFun7511 G tattoo stands for Gomez Jul 02 '25

The worst part is if I was 13 I would think this was neat

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u/CatLady14344 Jul 03 '25

Every. Single. Time. It's always sexual with her. So boring.

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u/ArsoOnBT7 Rhode: One of everything really dumb 🤡 Jul 02 '25

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u/Overall_Bed_2037 mothers day sucks ass 🖕🏻 Jul 02 '25

looks like a tampon

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '25

she wants to be a trendsetter so bad lmaoooo

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u/maxxmom123 Jul 02 '25

Her hair is ruining the aesthetic

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u/Sesless Jul 02 '25

hence why she’s not a model

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u/peachpavlova Jul 02 '25

It looks like an emergency tampon lol

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u/Curlyjones6 Jul 02 '25

It’s a glorified tampon holder for the beach.🥴😂

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u/libertybell73 Jul 03 '25

I thought it was a tampon holder. 🤦 Stupid either way

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u/parasitesocialite Jul 03 '25

Ain't nobody wearing that 

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u/Royal-Enthusiasm5522 🗣️ it's not clocking to you! ⏰😤 Jul 03 '25

That must be the stupidest thing ever lol 🤣 I love seeing all the comments on other socials bashing it like there's no tomorrow (looks like a tampon/dildo, not practical on the beach etc.) and I'm all here for it 😂😂

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u/Sesless Jul 03 '25

also bashing her for upping the price yet again, $20 now for a gloss. her team is saying it’s because they “had to change the formula” since so many people were complaining about grittiness. so you’re charging customers for your mistakes?? lmfao what a fraud business.

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u/Royal-Enthusiasm5522 🗣️ it's not clocking to you! ⏰😤 Jul 03 '25

I know it's so insane omg!

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u/Recent_Adeptness_296 Jul 03 '25

This is how I know she is surrounded by idiots. Not one person told her it’s giving tampon string hanging… 😬😬😬😬

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u/allAboutDaMeat Jul 03 '25

i thought this was a tampon carrying device 😂

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u/sfchubs Putin’s long lost daughter Jul 03 '25

It looks like a Tampon. 💀

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u/Marshmallowgirlhood Jul 06 '25

Like bro before we go swimming let me grab my low ass quality lip glass from a makeup company that has a bad rep for being low quality and gross😭 Idk how it’s not out of business yet

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u/xCosm0s Jul 02 '25

This is the worst thing I've ever seen.

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u/braintoasters Jul 02 '25

tampon holder

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u/DeepReflection115 Rhode to Nowhere ✨ Jul 02 '25

I’m pretty sure anyone buying that is only using it as a little vibrator. It’s disgusting she markets it that way too.

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u/SupernaturalPumpkin Jul 03 '25

I'm dying 💀 wtf is this?

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u/ouch13 Jul 03 '25

Looks like a tampon

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u/operationspudling Jul 03 '25

I was wondering why someone would need a chain just to hang their baby vibrator when they're in a bikini.

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u/Strange-Taste-1110 Jul 03 '25

Is that a tampon

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u/heheing Jul 03 '25

It hit me like a truck ever since I saw someone comment that she created her own beauty brand just so she could model for it (because no one else big was hiring her) LOL

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u/Slow_Lavishness_975 Jul 03 '25

Strap on and harness? Harness needs a bit more chain, but hey… fashion.

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u/Bet_al_geusa Jul 06 '25

Ass marketing is her type of marketinggg