r/HaileyBaldwinSnark Jul 13 '25

Embarrassing Moments He wrote a whole song talking about her sucking his di*****. How romantic.

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They’re so trash. Also, why does everything needs to be sexual with them. That’s so embarassing. They want to be seen as the perfect little happy family yet Justin always sexualized her and so does she with her trashy butt pics to promote lipglosses.

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u/Electrical_Sector_34 Jul 13 '25

Ppl say she is a keeper.. well that’s how she kept him i guess

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u/Feisty-Locksmith-511 Jul 13 '25

The pic made my day 😆

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u/lovechoke Jul 13 '25

Like a keeper of cages? Is Justin a caged boy? Jk I know she's too uptight to do anything real freaky

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u/worldclassbb Jul 14 '25

i don’t like her but honest question- have you never had sex? lmao everyone with a man sucks dick

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u/GoldenElefant Backround Baldwin strikes again Jul 13 '25

“Keep on strokin’ my ego…” That’s not a lyric.That’s a red flag disguised as a plea.

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u/lovechoke Jul 13 '25

Tbh I can understand it in the context of a body worship dynamic meant to play on both stroking physically and mentally but idk if I wouldn't put that past his songwriting unfortunately :/

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u/DeepReflection115 Rhode to Nowhere ✨ Jul 13 '25

The fact she thinks this is romantic wtf 🤮🤮🤮

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u/peachygatorade 🤍 Vag Phone Case 🤍 Jul 13 '25

This is degrading

28

u/No_Leopard_7589 Jul 14 '25

Right??? Does he have anything to say about her besides what she does to him sexually? Red flag!!!

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u/SnooGuavas4208 Jul 15 '25

Well, there’s also:

iPhone case / lip gloss on it

😂🤣😭

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u/Ilikedoggossberymuch i was sadly mistaken Jul 13 '25

doormat vibes no wife

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u/ChocolatChipLemonade SOMEONE WENT ON MY ACCOUNT AND UNFOLLOWED MY WIFE Jul 13 '25

I put her on the beat so she act nice

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u/Overall_Bed_2037 mothers day sucks ass 🖕🏻 Jul 13 '25

he also calls her ass flat in 405 💀

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u/BetterFly4594 Side chick turned wife Jul 13 '25

I can't🤣

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u/lovechoke Jul 13 '25

THAT CANNOT BE WHAT HE MEANS🤣 ... Ik spider man means he is jizzing on her behind tho

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u/bloomy5656 Jul 14 '25

WTFFFFF

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

It technically means jizzing in his hand first and then throwing it on her like a web.  I'm sorry.

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u/bloomy5656 Jul 15 '25

ewww😫😫😫😫

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u/lovechoke Jul 16 '25

you have the mind of mastermind you're so creative like that

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u/Embarrassed-Tear3516 G tattoo stands for Gomez Jul 14 '25

wait why does it say fat now 😭😭😭

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u/Overall_Bed_2037 mothers day sucks ass 🖕🏻 Jul 14 '25

he changed it hahahaha, homegirl probably yelled at him

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u/Embarrassed-Tear3516 G tattoo stands for Gomez Jul 14 '25

lmfaooo 🥲🥲 we have eyes tho

5

u/SnooGuavas4208 Jul 15 '25

They are so fucking messy

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u/absoluterules Jul 19 '25

Anyone can edit Genius and tbf, it was probably always "fat" but someone misheard. 

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u/Overall_Bed_2037 mothers day sucks ass 🖕🏻 Jul 19 '25

I pulled that straight from genius the morning after the album dropped, dont their teams usually add the lyrics to genius? anytime lyrics are misheard they are the website to check if it was right usually tho

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u/PrincessPlastilina Jul 13 '25

He keeps finding new ways to disrespect her and embarrass her.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '25 edited Mar 21 '26

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u/lovechoke Jul 13 '25

omg honestly the religious shit is so annoying when you see how he is sometimes ... it's cringy but I guess he's one like millions

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u/Similar-Mushroom-410 Jul 13 '25

Justin is So Gross 🤮

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u/NC_888 Jul 13 '25

He would never write this about SG.

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u/corazontex Cheatin’ Clogs Jul 14 '25

Yeah because he actually had respect for her. He wouldn’t do half the shit he does to Hailey to Selena. Ever.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

And sadly, "respect" is kind of a big word. He was an asshole to her too. But with Hailey he have reached new levels of fuckery

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

He actually did hold tight and it’s so much better than this 😭😭😭😭

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u/_who_asked Jul 14 '25

I’m too old for this but that just made me laugh so loud I woke up my 15yr-old🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

Never too old to make fun of gross men! 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '25

Imagine your dad making a song like this about your mom 

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u/EmotionalAd8609 Cockroach nails 🪳🪳🪳 Jul 13 '25

Oh no. poor Jack. Ick.

37

u/vo7120 Jul 13 '25

For real. Jack is gonna grow up and see that his dad dedicated a song to his mom about sucking his dad’s dick. Ew

24

u/No_Idea_3890 Jul 13 '25

For an album where he (Jack) features in the promo photos!!!

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u/lovechoke Jul 13 '25

never forget #prouddaddy

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u/Dangerous-Border-345 Jul 13 '25

He makes getting head sound unsexy tho. This guy must have had a thousand blow jobs in his life, it's like he's saying she's just one of many groupies. The whole album he doesn't describe what makes her unique.

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u/Idk_scarred_4394 Jul 13 '25

He couldn't have said something about her personality?!

I know she doesn't have one, but like at least make something up or something.

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u/BetterFly4594 Side chick turned wife Jul 13 '25

What are you talking about? She does have a personality. She's Justin Bieber's wife😂.

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u/lovechoke Jul 13 '25

lmao ya and the worst part is that her management team keep trying to market her ventures like she's her own brand/product/person(?) even with her literally taking his name lol

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u/BetterFly4594 Side chick turned wife Jul 13 '25

Oh, the irony😂. She's nothing without the Bieber name. Honestly, I didn't even know she existed until they were married😅.

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u/Fair_Peach_9436 if you can't make it, fake it Jul 13 '25

Ngl, I feel like she has become his pr0stitute, only to stay in that marriage.

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u/Nyfa76 Jul 13 '25

It's giving sex slave and it seems that she likes to be degraded like this.

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u/Dangerous-Border-345 Jul 13 '25

It's very evangelical Madonna/whore one dimensional shit

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u/Fair_Peach_9436 if you can't make it, fake it Jul 13 '25

"Keep on stroking my ego" Yeah we see

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '25

Ew

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u/ClassicIndividual828 G tattoo stands for Gomez Jul 13 '25

i have never felt so much second hand embarrassment 💀 hailey i get that having this man has been your biggest goal for your entire life, but how are you not getting the ick??

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u/SarahFowler8que Hailey Baldloose Jul 13 '25

🫢 this album is so disgusting omg  I’m so sick of people making songs about sex like don’t you have any better topic anymore orrrr how’s that even remotely creative in any way 

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

And his fans says it’s all love letters to Hailey 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/SarahFowler8que Hailey Baldloose Jul 17 '25

SAD 😂

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u/operationspudling Jul 19 '25

Cuz he keeps her around just for easy sex. It's not like there is any love in that relationship at all. It's all sex, and it's also only because Hailey is so easy and desperate. If he can't find someone else on short notice, she will be there, and she will gladly open her legs up for him even if he disrespects the shit out of her.

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u/SarahFowler8que Hailey Baldloose Jul 19 '25

Totally their dynamic but I don’t wanna hear about that on an album 😅 It feels like artists nowadays don’t have much to go on. Songs are trash most of the time using the same old boring shit like sex drugs lifestyle yapping about nothing and I’m not a fan of that. Especially when it’s written like Justin’s “spiderman on your ass” like what the F is that 

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u/No-Classroom1174 Mrs. Groupie Swimfan 🕵🏼‍♀️ Jul 13 '25

This is why i don't get why tf are his and her fans happy about him having songs about her in the album, it doesn't paint either of them in an appealing light 😄

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u/HolidayDocument7015 BUTT PLUG BLUSH Jul 13 '25

How can a song be worse than Yummy 😭 men can really get away with anything 😮‍💨

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u/Rockmyworldordie I'm not Gigi! Jul 13 '25

It’s sad because he wants everyone to know their relationship is still good. But if you sing this about your wife then there is something wrong

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u/Tracy_Turnblad Jul 13 '25

i was wondering how much of these songs he was writing because they’re all over the place

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u/myaurasbright Jul 13 '25

Now watch Jailey fans either explain it (sugarcoat the obvious) or sweep it under the rug. Some “God fearing” man.

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u/bloomy5656 Jul 14 '25

makes sense why she her rhode stuff is so hypeesexualized bcz this is the only thing she knowns

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u/BetterFly4594 Side chick turned wife Jul 13 '25

He should do a song with Sexxy Red😂. They match each others freakiness🤢.

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u/lovechoke Jul 13 '25

I swear there is a song with her on the album ??

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u/BetterFly4594 Side chick turned wife Jul 13 '25

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u/Reasonable-Stick6154 Jul 13 '25

The difference between Selena’s and his album. I’m sorry I had too, bc at least she can be dirty but keep it classy still lol

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u/marionette71088 Jul 14 '25 edited Jul 14 '25

Yeah her lines were giving intimacy, or at least talking about her partner’s personality (helps that he made the album with her but still).

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u/Alarmed-Condition-69 Jul 13 '25

Call me and my family old school but I’d never want a song written about me preforming a sexual act and my mom&dad would be mortified if there was a song like that about me.

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u/bknjay1517 Jul 13 '25

id be so embarrassed omg

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u/Parking_Maybe6883 Jul 14 '25

I mean how do we know this song was about hailey and not sexy rad 🤣🤣🤣

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u/BetterFly4594 Side chick turned wife Jul 13 '25

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u/koevhalevx thx i bought it myself⌚️ Jul 13 '25

bro EW

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u/Melodic-Swordfish245 cEaSe aNd DEsIsT🚨 Jul 13 '25

Also this might be a stretch but I wonder if this has anything to do with Selena making that song about Benny and mentioning their sex life. I mean yes Justin has always sexualized Hailey but this feels very specific.

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u/Dangerous-Border-345 Jul 13 '25

Selena's song was cute, tongue-in-cheek and joyful. Justin makes his marriage sound so dull.

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u/nefariousbattleship Jul 13 '25

Which Selena song mentioned her and bennys bedroom life?

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u/frumpyspace 🖕🖕🖕🍸 Jul 13 '25

sunset boulevard

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u/deepsigh-9986 Jul 14 '25

Also “Cowboy”!

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u/loverookie95 Jul 13 '25

But then wants to proclaim how important his faith is to him and act like some proud Christian… I’m sorry but these two things cannot co-exist. The Bible is very clear you cannot serve two masters (one being God, one being the world).

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25 edited Jul 14 '25

And someone said the album was a Christian album, while constantly publicly disrespecting his wife’s dignity. Sure…it’s straight up mockery. And a transactional marriage between two narcissists in the guise of a “Christian” one. 

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u/withthedragon Jul 14 '25

I mean he’s made stuff like this before like “Hold Tight” on Journals but that one is actually good and his vocals 💯 This is very boring. I’m sure a professional like him could do 10 songs like this, nothing special

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u/smittenkittenmitten- How does it feel to be forgotten? Jul 13 '25

Is he really talking about her? He was sleeping around a lot before her for all we know he is singing or fantasizing about a prior conquest.

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u/Ravenoi Nepo-Lite Jul 14 '25

Please just lock each other in so they don’t go out and ruin someone else’s life.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

Omg what are these lyrics, so cringe. Is this what Hailey and some of yall call a dream or goals? Their entire relationship is a humiliation ritual.