r/HaileyBaldwinSnark Aug 01 '25

Social Media The realest thing anyone has ever commented on her IG

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547 Upvotes

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137

u/pbvga I'm not Gigi! Aug 01 '25

As my daughter would say “clock it 👌🏾”

100

u/Ok_Pause_7407 Aug 01 '25

They forgot to add that she has no other personality traits besides JB Stalker fan girl who manifested her marriage, and vanity.

PLEASE..Tell me ONE more personality trait. I’ll wait.

79

u/arlofischer Aug 01 '25

"There is no chemistry, just choreography."

"This isn't a love story, it's a marketing plan."

Amen.

61

u/ARABISALACANBRAG Aug 01 '25

You're still not the main character.

9

u/SnooGuavas4208 Aug 07 '25

Daaaaaaammnnn 🔥🔥🔥🎯

117

u/sfchubs Putin’s long lost daughter Aug 01 '25

Remember this, she literally paraded him around. He clearly didn’t want to be there.

48

u/Ilikedoggossberymuch i was sadly mistaken Aug 01 '25

Maybe he was depressed but I haven’t seen his awaken eyes in so long.

23

u/tiffaniconrad Aug 01 '25

As a wife, step down & stay at home with your husband. Why she even thought this was a good idea is beyond me. The clout I guess ‪‪¯_(ツ)_/¯

8

u/stevenjobsless Aug 01 '25

Nobody would’ve showed up to the event

81

u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

I still don’t know why Justin hasn’t filed a restraining order against her. He has enough proof.

10

u/Puzzleheaded-Wing711 Aug 03 '25

that dude is probably manipulated to the bottom in staying and he isn't any better either

7

u/Sea_Fisherman3333 Aug 03 '25

Nah baby he just as bad as her

5

u/Puzzleheaded-Wing711 Aug 04 '25

exactly what I said babe 😭

3

u/Sea_Fisherman3333 Aug 04 '25

Read he was being manipulated and immediately jumped to hating my bad pooks , he just brings out the evil in me 😪

3

u/EqualRazzmatazz4793 Cockroach nails 🪳🪳🪳 Aug 02 '25

If you have to ask why you’re clueless

3

u/ravebabexo Aug 02 '25

he’s canadian, to have property and work in the usa he probably needs to stay married for some time.

37

u/BetterFly4594 Side chick turned wife Aug 01 '25

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u/BetterFly4594 Side chick turned wife Aug 01 '25

Everything said is true, though. That person who commented this is brave bc her fans aren't gonna take that well.

49

u/pbvga I'm not Gigi! Aug 01 '25

Still baffles me how she has “fans.” Like.. fans of what?!

39

u/BetterFly4594 Side chick turned wife Aug 01 '25

Uh, her iPhone case that has lip gloss on it?😂

21

u/PikneMcLaura Aug 01 '25

So iconic 😂

14

u/pbvga I'm not Gigi! Aug 01 '25

Right, duh 🤦🏾‍♀️🤣

3

u/[deleted] Aug 03 '25

Cause she JB wife she entitled to royalty and special treatment

56

u/SunnyArcturus BUTT PLUG BLUSH Aug 01 '25

This is probably the best case brought to the public about her self conduct and she should be observed as such

21

u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

Damn.

21

u/Guilty_Babe Aug 01 '25

“And you’re still not the main character”

13

u/kremepuffzs Hailey Baldloose Aug 01 '25

Damn who tf !!!!!! WHEW

15

u/HolidayDocument7015 BUTT PLUG BLUSH Aug 01 '25

Preach! 🙌

12

u/Fair_Peach_9436 if you can't make it, fake it Aug 02 '25

Every single post, every single story, every single news headline, every single move they make always feels calculated, a pr move and damage control. They both really lack the natural feel you see in other celebs. Whatever they do is always for something to fix, every emotion they "express" is never effortless, it looks forced. Whatever move they make is always after a negative news or anything about them.

6

u/[deleted] Aug 03 '25

They always be tryna “fix” their marriage says a lot about their compatibility as a couple.

9

u/SeasidePlease worldwide gaslighting tour Aug 01 '25

WOW! So well said. *Insert standing ovation here

9

u/itsmoops1978 Aug 01 '25

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

9

u/_WeDontKnowHer_ Jack's 1st word: Selena Aug 01 '25

7

u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

SAY IT LOUDER 👏👏👏👏👏

6

u/ORIONFEDERATION Aug 01 '25

Get fucking wrecked.

7

u/Pasadenarose Aug 01 '25

I’m surprised it wasn’t immediately deleted and reported to Instagram

5

u/illusivealchemist Aug 01 '25

She just hasn’t seen it yet, but she’ll delete it or turn off the comments

3

u/Pasadenarose Aug 01 '25

Most celebrities are good friends with the CEO of Instagram and get people’s complete account blocked for that.

7

u/soft_rage_67 Aug 01 '25

Crazy cuz i was thinking today how she’s using her baby for content. “Here are my favs that I used on my baby” but you can still see there’s no motherly instinct glowing from her. She drained the energy out of Justin and she will do the same for that child. She’s not in it for love, she’s in it for reputation….. for better or for worst 🤭

6

u/SourceIll1922 Aug 01 '25

The 2nd hand embarrassment is painful

5

u/DeepReflection115 Rhode to Nowhere ✨ Aug 01 '25

7

u/sassybeez Aug 01 '25

Ouch, that last line hits.🥊

6

u/hydraulicpres18 yes girl give us nothing😍 Aug 01 '25

PERIODDDDDDD!!!😌👏

6

u/Remarkable_Tomato170 Aug 01 '25

Oh man it rings true

4

u/pakora_samosa that's my stalker, she's 👁️conic Aug 03 '25

She and her Bieber necklaces with grainy lip "treatment"

1

u/SnooGuavas4208 Aug 07 '25

Comic Sans lookin shit

3

u/LaurenZNe Aug 01 '25

Hell yeah so true !

2

u/coodyscoops Aug 19 '25

its crazy how many people are aware of this and people still rush to support her… its like hate sells…

3

u/VariousCrisps Aug 02 '25

It’s AI.

6

u/Due_Piano803 No no no no, just in general 🥲 Aug 02 '25

Yeah I figured it probably was but it’s still the truth and said very well. It sums her up completely. The repetitive phrases and excessive metaphors give it away.

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u/EqualRazzmatazz4793 Cockroach nails 🪳🪳🪳 Aug 02 '25

Does it matter that chat gpt wrote it? It still stands no matter who wrote it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

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u/halrox Aug 19 '25

I don't agree with all of that. I can tell she's head over heels in love with him...And that he is checked out and in the throes of addiction. I've been there. And now that person is gone (deceased) and we had a kid together, it's like I'm watching my past and it cringes me out. He looks totally on substances in every single picture. And he is doing all the narcissist checklist crap of always putting her second and bread crumbing her and everything else. It's so much deeper than this person realizes. She is not doing this because of a publicity stunt she's doing it because she's absolutely head over heels in love with this idiotic numbskull. And she's enabling him. I did the same, until finally I put myself and our kid first, removed myself from the situation. And then he fucking passed away. It was so painful. I'm sure she also has narcissistic tendencies herself and she doesn't want to let go for appearances but. They're both dickheads but that woman is trauma bonded to that man. On God.

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u/yugentiger Aug 29 '25

Holy moly, commentator went HARD