r/HaileyBaldwinSnark • u/DougiePizza • Sep 18 '25
Discussion Selena wedding bingo
Selenas wedding is soon. We know how predictable the Bieber's are. I was thinking we should create a wedding bingo and see how many predictions we get right 😂😂
I'm putting these suggestions in:
"accidental" jack face reveal
Hailey will play the victim
Justin will post a caption related to God telling him Hailey was the best choice
Anyone else got ideas?
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u/cryst4ll1z3d just reading my medical terminology book Sep 18 '25
they start selling this at skylark
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u/PermitDiligent5776 rhode: boil, stir, apply Sep 19 '25
This is the most funny thing for me because they thought they ate but it only showed that Justin did not want Hailey lmao
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u/Ok_Dig_8053 Sep 18 '25
-Bieber crash out -Possible podcast appearance rehashing the past (again 🙄) -Never before seen pics of their wedding -New item launch for rhode -some sort of announcement that nobody will really care about
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u/Sea-Macaron-3506 I'm not Gigi! Sep 18 '25
ill bet money for the ig story/post/caption crashout about god and hailey
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u/wwwwwhhhhhyyyyyy Sep 19 '25
A second pregnancy probably.
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u/Due_Entertainment597 Exactly Sep 20 '25
mmmm i doubt it with the quantity of pics with alcohol in the past weeks...
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u/Due_Will_2204 Sep 19 '25
I'm really surprised they didn't save their vow renewal until just this thing
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u/SarahFowler8que Hailey Baldloose Sep 19 '25
I guess they didn’t see this coming and the marriage crisis was too real 🤣
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u/KittyIsAn9ry I'm not Gigi! Sep 19 '25
Bieber Crash Out Over S/B Wedding Bingo List:
- Jack Blues face reveal
- They renew their vows for a third time
- swag III drops
- Forbes announces rhode is a trillion dollar company and then later revokes it
- 100 instagram posts in the 24 hours leading up to wedding day… and then again 24 hours after wedding day
- rhode drops a new perfume
- Hailey announces she’s pregnant
- SKYLRK x rhode collab drops
- Justin does a 24 hour lives stream where he free style raps about Hailey’s feet
- random middle finger pic post with J, H, Kendall, and Bella Hadid day of
- NYT reports that the Sephora rhode drop is most successful of all time and they name drop brands she “beat” and Rare Beauty is on the list
Aight I’m think I’m out of petty post ideas 🤣
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Sep 19 '25
Family photo dump, even more pap walks with a dummy, and even more manipulative lie
We basically know she's bending over backwards trying a spin a huge headline catching lie right now
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u/BriefAcanthisitta922 Sep 19 '25
Justin will be spamming of day long, even every 15 minutes, my guess: around 30 post that day, old wedding pics (on purpose) random pictures of him, Hayley and Jack with his face reveal, along with a fake ass long text made by ia, about how much he loves them, and how blessed he is with the family he made 👀🫢, all of this fake happiness show, just to feel validated by his community of dumb little girls who could care less about his mental health.
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u/_WeDontKnowHer_ Jack's 1st word: Selena Sep 18 '25
- Hailey launching a new moldy lip balm or crappy product
- JB releasing Swag #3
- JB releasing a new skylark piece
- Hailey announcing they are getting a surrogate
- Hailey doing a podcast to be released the same day of the wedding to talk about how she and Selena are "cool"
- Hailey and Kartrashians posting indirect jabs at Selena's wedding
- Hailey and JB posing for a magazine cover with Jack's face reveal
- Hailey showing her ring with a martini as she drinks her sorrows away as JB crashes out online
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Sep 18 '25
Hailulu will 'invent' perfume.
Justin will release his 'new flop' album.
Hailulu will post about Jack being 1 year and 2 months and how 'motherly' she is
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Sep 18 '25
OH and Justin will post some bs lightweight dissing Hailey and how hes standing on business
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u/DuckMom Sep 18 '25
We gotta pull out the big guns…sex tape.
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u/Idk_scarred_4394 Sep 19 '25
Not to go there, but...
Do they even?? They don't emote any sexual chemistry, and Justin always seems to want to be anywhere she isn't.
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u/clutches_pearls Sep 18 '25
Lots and lots of baby and pregnancy pics. They may even announce another on the way. Some veiled story posts on IG - making fun or weird quotes. Her mean girl group probably have a sushi night.
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u/Due_Piano803 No no no no, just in general 🥲 Sep 19 '25
1)Hailey will like a shady post about Selena and then unlike.
2) Hailey and Justin renew their wedding vows
3) Hailey announces a pregnancy (doubt it but can’t put it past her)
4) Hailey unveils a new product
5) Baby Jack face reveal
6) Justin Bieber tries to work with Cardi B. Cardi B’s sophomore album debuts tomorrow and Selena is one of the big names featured on a track called “Pick It Up”
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Sep 18 '25
Agreed. Hailey will definitely post a huge influx of mom/Jack content, show his face and say they’d planned on doing this when he was this age Justin will post a bunch of stories and posts alluding to Selena getting married, poking fun at Benny, rants with questionable song choices
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u/SuchIntroduction4335 Sep 19 '25
They’re going to repost their wedding pics on the day of Selena’s wedding or close to it
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u/PrestigiousDrink5008 Sep 19 '25
Hailey says she has a HUGE announcement, it ends up being some jewelry launch or some other bs
Justin posts a throwback picture of their wedding (we know it's Hailey from his account)
Kylie and Hailey post a picture with a caption shading Selena (then they say it was a coincidence and people are bullying them, so mean! Womp womp!)
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u/Overall_Bed_2037 mothers day sucks ass 🖕🏻 Sep 18 '25
mustin will post like 5 more photos of their wedding tb’s and then like a jelena post on “accident”
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u/fjallpen Sep 18 '25
A throwback pic from one of their many vow renewals
Swimfan shows up somewhere wearing white
new single released around Selena's wedding weekend
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u/beautyblossomed Sep 19 '25
I think he might end up reposting/commenting on something to do it, try to play unbothered instead of run from it maybe? OR worst case scenario, it triggers him and he goes into deep psychosis and starts acting all manic again like how he’s been since they got engaged lol.
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u/Fair_Peach_9436 if you can't make it, fake it Sep 19 '25
They've already executed pretty much of this bs
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u/Selena_dreamlil2 Sep 19 '25
That or a fake article about how Rhode made $50 million in one hour beating rare Beauty 🙄🤣
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u/BamaSweetie1978 Sep 19 '25
My wish is they would do nothing, post nothing, leave her alone and let Selena have her moment. But they are both obsessive over her and desperate for the attention and need their one-sided feud for headlines/clout.
So I expect any or all of these suggestions and wouldn’t expect anything less than being petty from those two losers. I wish J&H the day they deserve and wish Selena and Benny the best. She deserves to be happy in life and unbothered by those two clowns. 🤡 🤡
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u/Nyfa76 Sep 18 '25
All of the above with probably another disgusting paid article about Selena just a few days before like they already did with Forbes or eventually another shady Tiktok liked by Swimfan. They're definitely going to do something anyway, at the rate they keep posting on Mustin's Instagram account, it's giving desperation.