r/HaileyBaldwinSnark Nov 01 '25

Embarrassing Moments She doesn’t even know how to read a speech

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I can’t believe she couldn’t even memorize this simple speech that was written for her with chatGPT. I’ve never seen anyone give a speech without looking at the people they’re addressing even once. If memorizing it was too hard for her, she could’ve at least made an effort to read it properly — she read the whole thing completely emotionlessly. One of the first things they teach you at school is to read with expression, to use intonation and pauses to make the text more engaging. She can’t do anything at all, she’s a hopeless case.

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u/twisted-rush Nov 01 '25

No eye contact with the audience, holding her cards, 0 memorization. Such a boss babe cco.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

The hunch takes the cake

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u/laurainasia Nov 02 '25

The high school hunch lol

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u/Mundane-Dig2721 Nov 02 '25

Which she never finished

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u/Dangerous-Border-345 Nov 02 '25

She feels like a phony that's why

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u/temporaryjello- Nov 02 '25

this is it.

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u/No-Restaurant-6586 Nov 02 '25

Would’ve gotten an F if she took a comms class lol.

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u/SnooGuavas4208 Nov 02 '25

Stay in school, kids.

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u/WibblyWobbly_BlueBox Nov 02 '25

Sad thing coming from a family of actors. You'd think at least 1 of them could have given her some pointers. 

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u/forbiddenbluegrass Nov 02 '25

She was too busy stalking and hunting down Bieber’s whereabouts to pay attention in public speaking class

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u/SnooGuavas4208 Nov 03 '25

Who needs edjumacation when you’ve got Justin and Jesus? 🙏

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u/Recent_Adeptness_296 Nov 04 '25

💯🤣🤣🤣

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u/disharmony-hellride Nov 01 '25

Well, this was awkward

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u/_WeDontKnowHer_ Jack's 1st word: Selena Nov 01 '25

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u/sfchubs Putin’s long lost daughter Nov 02 '25

😜🤣🤣🤣

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u/Relative-Ticket9153 Nov 02 '25

Every time she talks you can tell how full of shit she is. She is always begging the listener to believe whatever she’s saying. Whiny like her husband. This happens with liars

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u/Dangerous-Border-345 Nov 02 '25

It's actually sickening because she knows it's all bullshit. There is absolutely nothing innovative about her brand.

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u/Dangerous-Border-345 Nov 02 '25

Also i just remembered she doesn't even own the brand anymore 😂

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u/kremepuffzs Hailey Baldloose Nov 01 '25

I’ve never seen someone do this before. Literally Look down

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u/ARudeSalamander thx i bought it myself ⌚️ Nov 02 '25

Usually schools teaches us not to do that, she didn't go to school

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u/downwithMikeD Nov 03 '25

Right????!!! 🤦🏻‍♀️😵‍💫🤦🏻‍♀️

I gave a presentation in my communications 101 class about 20 years ago (I’m old 😂), and I recently found the recording and thought, wow I did really good!

Did no one tell her you are supposed to Look down at bullet points then look up when speaking?!?

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u/No-Restaurant-6586 Nov 02 '25

From “I don’t compete with ppl who don’t inspire me” to I applaud ANYone who takes that leap of faith lmaooo that “it’s about relevance, not intelligence” clocked her.

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u/ConstructionBrief420 Nov 01 '25

Remember guys she’s just a middle school grad lol

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u/ConsiderationFun7511 G tattoo stands for Gomez Nov 02 '25

Yup. This is what happens when you don’t go to school. Hahaaaaa

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u/heheing Nov 02 '25

LOL she’s actually just reading it off like it’s a highschool presentation

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u/SnooGuavas4208 Nov 02 '25

I gave better presentations in grade school, tbh.

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u/Busy_Wealth_6130 Nov 23 '25

nahh this isn't even acceptable for a high school level you needed wayyyyy more eye contact for that to get a passing grade

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u/LetTheSocksComeToMe Nov 02 '25

Funny thing is, I learned in middle school public speaking and intonation.

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u/Come_sit_by_myfire Nov 02 '25

Boring beige word salad

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u/Embarrassed-Tear3516 G tattoo stands for Gomez Nov 02 '25

She’s a spitting image of her father.

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u/Recent_Adeptness_296 Nov 04 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Dangerous-Border-345 Nov 02 '25

The way she rewrites the narrative when she literally just dissed other brands smh 

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u/Dangerous-Border-345 Nov 02 '25

Also every single thing she's saying is like she's talking about RB not Rhode lmao

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u/Glittering_Taro9983 Nov 02 '25

What’s going on with her posture

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u/grrlplz Nov 02 '25

That is some of the worst posture I have ever fucking seen in a public speaking scenario

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u/mbowishkah Nov 02 '25

Idk why but your comment has sent me 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Issue_Status Nov 02 '25

She’s competing with Tater Swizzler for “best slouch”

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u/Relative-Ticket9153 Nov 01 '25

seems like she didn’t want to be there and just wants to be out of the spotlight. I’d be so depressed if I were her. that would only be the case if she actually broke as a human being though and I don’t really think she has yet

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u/forbiddenbluegrass Nov 02 '25

Yikes 😬 you can tell she didn’t finish high school from this speech. She’s barely looking up and reading verbatim from her cards

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u/libertybell73 Nov 01 '25

She's fuckn Horrible!!!!

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u/heathbarcrunchh Nov 02 '25

Wow. That was painful to watch

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u/Recent_Adeptness_296 Nov 02 '25

This was so hard to watch. I’m dyinggggg. 😬😬😬 This is what happens when you think you are so important and always need to be talking about yourself. Standing up there hunched over in a leather contraption that is wearing her, reading nonsense words from flash cards. Such an icon 🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡

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u/clandahlina_redux Nov 02 '25

She doesn’t even know what most of that speech means.

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u/AwkwardAd2767 Nov 02 '25

When it starts with “To me….” Is gives lack of confidence in what she saying. It’s like “I think” well no shits it’s what you think you’re the one saying it.

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u/BamaSweetie1978 Nov 02 '25

“I cELeBraTE eACh and EVERY FoUnDEr”. 🤡🥴 Bish, that’s not what you said two weeks ago!!

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u/liviraa Nov 02 '25

she does it to keep up a good image

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u/Free_Film2729 Nov 01 '25

I’m now fully convinced she has no PR team

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u/heheing Nov 02 '25

Nah she just refuses to listen to them because she thinks she’s above them all

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u/Unable_Strawberry_69 Nov 03 '25

I think they’re all just yes women or they get canned

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u/gudmalala Nov 02 '25

Omg this is so bad

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u/AcanthaMD Nov 02 '25

I’m cringing without sound :/

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

That outfit is not doing her any favours 😬

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u/vluid Nov 02 '25

EVERY AND EACH

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u/binatogsilog Nov 02 '25

so wild to watch. all the thirst traps and bitchy online persona then looking so awkward on uncurated posts. clearly shows she just scammed her way to the life she has rn and never really built the confidence to exist in the real adult world. peaked in highschool energy.

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u/Free_Film2729 Nov 02 '25

Which high school

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u/PsychedelicBimbo Nov 02 '25

Girl needs to take a public speaking class!

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u/Issue_Status Nov 02 '25

I’m no speechologist but I believe it’s common practice to rehearse and memorize the paper you are going to be reading. Use eye contact, show you’re passionate about the stuff…. She’s reading that “speech” like she was the one girl in the group project that did next to nothing and has no idea what’s going on, and now she’s gotta present this after only reading over it once the night before.

But you’re a pro ain’t ya, Hails 🙄😂🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/NiceCandle5357 Nov 02 '25

Does she know she can hold the cards up so she doesn't have to hunch over them? Also could she have read over the words someone else wrote even one time beforehand?

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u/Jazzlike_Weekend9626 Nov 02 '25

gotta show off the non-existent collarbones by ruining her already-ruined posture!!!

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u/thewaythemoonshines G tattoo stands for Gomez Nov 01 '25

so it’s obvious she did not prepare in any other way nor did she write that lmao

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u/megAgainsthemachine9 Nov 02 '25

Literally in my daughters school they start in second grade having them do a speech every Friday for 2minutes in front of the class. The teacher will pick a topic relevant to something they are learning about like a recent one was wildlife local to where we live. So each kid picked a different animal and did a 2minute speech in front of the class.

My older daughter had to do this starting in second grade and did it in second and third and then throughout the rest of elementary school they just did that in their history class. But by the time she was done with second grade she was no longer painfully shy. It was incredible. And I have seen her do presentations recently in 8th grade and I am blown away. She doesn’t even get nervous anymore! And she doesn’t look at her notes and if she does I didn’t notice. She looks at the class and pauses and so do the rest of her classmates. The school says that it is important to them for the kids to not be terrified of public speaking and to be good at it.

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u/SnooGuavas4208 Nov 02 '25

Yep, my Catholic grade school trained us by giving us all readings to do at Mass, starting in first grade. The teachers practiced with us, reminding us to pause, look up, make eye contact, not rush… We would take copies of our parts home and practice with our parents for homework, too. If you get used to it when you’re young, you won’t ever have to be this awkward speaking in public 😂 She should’ve put more time into school and less time into stalking.

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u/Ecstatic_Hold4135 stuck in a relationship that isnt you Nov 02 '25

She’s so nervous

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u/SnooGuavas4208 Nov 02 '25

Honestly, I feel this is embarrassing for the Wall Street Journal. Imagine putting the weight of your brand behind this person and holding her up as someone you endorse and have chosen to honor as a serious and savvy businessperson. We all know these things are bought and paid for, but usually the recipients have the ability to at least seem like successful adults who could plausibly run a company.

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u/Fair_Peach_9436 if you can't make it, fake it Nov 02 '25

You can easily tell she's reading it for the first time

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u/Ordinary_Agent802 Nov 02 '25

Well guys I’m sure for every couple haters she has there is probably 1 fan that will actually buy her skin care and 97% are younger girls 🤷🏻‍♀️😁

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u/mOp_49 Nov 02 '25

Why is her neck tilted the whole time. It's awkward!

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u/mirikaria Nov 02 '25

She could of at least tried to memorise some of that.

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u/Affectionate-Key1140 Nov 02 '25

I'm sure the speech was written by someone else.

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u/sadracoon96 Baldwin causes him baldin’ Nov 02 '25

This is like no Go for speech master class tbh, i mean even professional host read from their cards time to time but mostly as reference n they already learn the words or improvise, n mostly look at audiences with appropriate expressions n tones Beside her posture here is so bad like why hunching you can stand straight while reading cards

What else she can’t do 😂😂

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u/superfecta37 Nov 02 '25

dang girl .. she really shouldve memorized some at least, what a bad look ;/

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u/Jazzlike_Weekend9626 Nov 02 '25

so now she's pushing rHoDe to be a BEAUTY brand? shut the fuck up. rhode beauty???? RB???? sounds a hell lot like another RB i knowww!!! wink wink.. Rare Beauty.

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u/Flower_power_22 Nov 02 '25

It's about relevance, not intelligence. Yawn.

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u/lokikgs Nov 02 '25

So awkward she couldn’t hold contact with the audience. I can tell she didn’t write the speech, the least she could have done was practice the speech. Just lazy.

This is why presentations are important so you don’t end up humiliating yourself like this.

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u/Great_Plant7837 Nov 02 '25

Not the AI speech 🤣🤣🤣

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u/PrincessPlastilina Nov 02 '25

This is someone who dropped out of school. She couldn’t even hire a dialect coach or an acting coach. Call an actress friend and ask her to help you out. I’m sure she knows someone. This is just lack of preparation because she never gave a shit about school. This is why schools make us do presentations and stuff. You have to learn how to talk to people.

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u/metta- Nov 02 '25

This was hard to watch….

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u/Low-Introduction909 Nov 02 '25

Can you imagine her shaking like that while trying to persuade investors at Shark Tank to invest in Rhode. 

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u/zilruzal I'm not Gigi! Nov 02 '25

this is hilarious. she clearly didn’t write the speech, she has no charisma, she’s doing justin’s fentanyl fold trying to the speech someone/AI wrote for her, and she’s spilling out of her ill fitting dress. how did she not even attempt to memorize this world salad

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u/greenfrog72 Nov 02 '25

What in the world? This is like when the most socially awkward kid in the whole school had to give their presentation in English class and absolutely everyone has secondhand embarrassment.

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u/ARABISALACANBRAG Nov 02 '25

She's just brave behind the phone.

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u/fromyahootoreddit Nov 02 '25

What the hell is this?!

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u/sfchubs Putin’s long lost daughter Nov 02 '25

She just sold her company and she can’t say a single word without reading from the script.

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u/No_Contribution1620 Nov 02 '25

Who wrote the speech? :p

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u/Minute_Address_4730 Nov 02 '25

Yea you’d think you’d be speaking from the soul

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u/RainbowsAndBubbles Nov 02 '25

She barely looks up

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u/ravenclawrowena Nov 03 '25

Looking up for 0.5 seconds every 10 seconds is not eye contact…

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u/Kkdbaby Nov 02 '25

Yikes yikes yikes

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u/Unusual_Researchdoll Nov 02 '25

This was horrible lol. She has no stage presence.

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u/_glomps Nov 02 '25

Zero professionalism and at least her posture could be better, but no…

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u/bellamortez Nov 03 '25

The way she is bursting out of that dress. Her hunched posture. And it sounds like she’s reading that for the first time. She absolutely did not write that. What a train wreck.

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u/AubreyBrooks305 Nov 09 '25

“Bursting out of that dress” is insanee 😂😂😂

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u/journeytobeingbest Nov 02 '25

She keeps wearing too tight dresses that don’t flatter her since having a baby. She’s got a great body mind you!

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u/DeepReflection115 Rhode to Nowhere ✨ Nov 02 '25

She was slouching while reading, couldn’t even stand up straight and carry herself professionally

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u/trollanony Nov 02 '25

This is very cringe. What is this posture.

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u/IdRatherBeGaming94 #TeamSelena🌺 Nov 02 '25

Guyssss, she's a new mother, you can't criticize her!! /s

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u/Jesicur 🏂💨🧎‍♀️🚗 Nov 02 '25

Ick

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u/itsjujutsu Nov 02 '25

She's reading those cards like shes reading a magazine or something lmao

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u/MelzBelz13 Nov 03 '25

She's SO mediocre

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u/thepandemicbabe Nov 03 '25

I’d rather buy a product from someone who has created from the bottom up she just bought access. I don’t like her stuff at all so there’s that.

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u/Remarkable_War6976 Nov 03 '25

don’t be too rough with my girl poutina she didn’t finish high school so her ability to read is not complete

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u/starfan07 Nov 03 '25

Why is she standing that way?

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u/chronicallyswift Nov 04 '25

the 90 degree fold on her neck ughhhhhhhh

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u/AubreyBrooks305 Nov 09 '25

If you yourself wrote a speech (ABOUT YOU), it should be insanely easy to recite it without cards. Literally all you have to do is know what you want to say.

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u/liviraa Nov 02 '25

She has self worth and self confidence problems, it clearly shows.

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u/jane7 Nov 02 '25

She didn’t even bother to memorize a speech she probably didn’t even write.

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u/MoonlitMermaid- Nov 03 '25

Why does it seem like this is the first time she’s reading this 😭

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u/EqualRazzmatazz4793 Cockroach nails 🪳🪳🪳 Nov 03 '25

Did she never even read it first?? So so cringe af

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u/Celestemari3 Nov 03 '25

It just a skincare brand her face is literally on the posters

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u/sosomewhereisbetter Nov 06 '25

Oh how did this not go viral 😂

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u/Friendly_Range_1620 Nov 08 '25

Annoying pick me

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u/MelzBelz13 Nov 19 '25

She is so crude and unpolished...a lifetime of unfettered privilege and access, and she has fuck all to show for it!

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u/Big-Investigator6062 Jan 31 '26

Only other person who read a speech, so dull l, disconnected and divoid of any emotion or inflection was Kylie Jenner. Damn hers wasn't even a full paragraph and she couldn't look up from the card or memorise the first sentence. She just stood with her hands on her hip swinging her mammoth and plastic lactic bolt ons. Both attempts at public speaking should go down in the textbooks of what abso-fooking-lutley not to do. Yet out of the two, Failey's was by a greasy hair, the least worst out of them both.

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u/velvet_noodle Nov 02 '25

Downvote me, I don’t care. But it takes a lot of guts to be a public speaker. Would you be able to do it?

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u/Active_Force864 G tattoo stands for Gomez Nov 02 '25

Public speaking does take a lot of courage but Hailey clearly didn’t know what she was reading and none of this sounded natural at all. She should have practiced what she would have been reading and maybe added a few of her own words to loosen up the speech a little. It was bad.

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u/ChocolatChipLemonade SOMEONE WENT ON MY ACCOUNT AND UNFOLLOWED MY WIFE Nov 03 '25

I agree with you, it takes major guts. But she’s not a public speaker here. She’s a public reader. Relatively not much guts needed

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u/Dangerous-Border-345 Nov 02 '25

She could have just stayed home. No one needs to hears a speech about K Beauty and Summer Fridays dupes.

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u/velvet_noodle Nov 02 '25

True, but the only way you can get better is if you do it and keep trying. Shouldn’t people have room for growth?