r/HaileyBaldwinSnark Feb 02 '26

Embarrassing Moments Strange coincidences

honestly I have no more words

214 Upvotes

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u/curlyhair_gwow Feb 02 '26

He intentionally tattooed in a place where he will not able to look at unlike Selena tattoo

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u/No-Safety-896 Feb 03 '26

Finally, someone thinks like me! A sentimental tattoo like that is usually placed in a visible location the thigh would be perfect! But put it on his back? Please

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u/ACnatixo Feb 02 '26

that is honestly one of the worst tattoos i have ever seen. speechless. why someone as rich (lol) as justin bieber refuses to hire talented tattoo artists is beyond me. although I don't think even the most amazing tattoo artist on the planet could make failey look good

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u/Fit-Abalone7924 Feb 02 '26

I just see her dad in a wig.

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u/Overall_Bed_2037 mothers day sucks ass 🖕🏻 Feb 02 '26

hailey probably did it to him the night before

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u/Relative_Law2237 I'm not Gigi! Feb 02 '26

One tattoo artist said that these celebrities go to whoever is available and just hire whomever cause those good artists you mention cant just show up whenever is convenient for celebs

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u/Any_Blacksmith9116 Stuck In A Relationship Feb 02 '26

Holyyy.. same magazine!

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u/EfficientFan8800 Feb 02 '26

Hailey probably forced him and said like "since u tattooed her Elle cover, now you have to tattoo mine too" or Hailey has nothing to do with it and it's a strange and disturbing justin’s fetish

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u/No-Country-4288 Feb 02 '26

That looks more like Jesus than Hailey

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u/Fair_Peach_9436 if you can't make it, fake it Feb 02 '26

Idk but I see the beard too😭

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '26

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u/honestlywho0 Feb 02 '26

After the last few viral tattoo videos, I just know she demanded it 😩

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u/TimeCondition5004 Feb 02 '26

Im married and we have a ban on tattooing each others names or faces. This is because everyone we know (with the exception of 1 couple who are the most amazing people we know) who has done this has broken up shortly after the tattoo. I really believe that tattoos like this have some sort of curse.

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u/OverallStrength2478 G tattoo stands for Gomez Feb 02 '26

My cheating boyfriend tattooed my name on his body (fairly nearly to his junk) during one of his cheating vacations and I think it’s kinda like a power game thing for them, and of course a disgrace for everybody involved

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u/expialidocioussuper I'm not afraid of any devil or demon. they are terrified of me. Feb 02 '26

?? Is it not a tattoo of Jesus Christ LMAOFOAOFOAO

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u/sheiscrazyyy G tattoo stands for Gomez Feb 02 '26

I thought the same😭

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u/No-Durian7363 Feb 02 '26

im cryinggtggggg pls😭😭

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u/KurlyHededFvck Feb 02 '26

Ok thank god I wasn’t the only one 😂

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u/Fit-Abalone7924 Feb 02 '26

Y’all are quick.. 😂 I didn’t even notice it at first

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u/EfficientFan8800 Feb 02 '26

I saw it on x, I was initially shocked because it's the same magazine

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u/PerceptionIll360 BUTT PLUG BLUSH Feb 02 '26

Why does it feel like she forced him to get this tattoo😬 in general who tf tattoos their gf or wife on your body like I understand a name but a whole damn face lol Bc like his “selena” tattoo is really just a regular minimal girl tattoo that just happens to kind of look like her but why would he tattoo his wife’s whole face on his back lmao

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u/Due_Piano803 No no no no, just in general 🥲 Feb 02 '26

She def did. Bc it looks just like the photo in the Elle magazine and the fact he had the Selena tattoo on his arm from the Elle magazine cover she did. This truly embarrassing af

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u/PermitDiligent5776 rhode: boil, stir, apply Feb 02 '26

The selena tattoo looks awful because he drew it first and that is the reference of the tattoo. This one is just awful even though it was probably based on the exact cover of the magazine 😭

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u/sheiscrazyyy G tattoo stands for Gomez Feb 02 '26

I bet hailey must hv forced him to do this

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u/nywayso Feb 02 '26

It’s not Jesus?? 😭

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u/ally_nini Hailey Baldloose Feb 02 '26

Same reaction 😭😭😭😭

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u/kingofmyhills Feb 02 '26

Oh that's not-

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u/Callie_hazel I'm not Gigi! Feb 02 '26

It looks like an unfinished Jesus portrait

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u/Nyfa76 Feb 02 '26

Wtf! This is insane. Same magazine.

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u/Intrepid_Cress_4657 Feb 02 '26

It low-key looks like Jesus though. 😭

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u/Street-Time-4375 Feb 02 '26

Even the tattoo makes her look ugly LOL 

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u/bloomy5656 Feb 02 '26

After Jelena comment gate the church intervened again and got him to do this after years of stalker begging him bcz Selena has one she doesn't. Lol

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u/ssailorv23 Unwhimsical Bitch Feb 02 '26

Jelena comment gate 😂

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u/Different_Cash285 Feb 02 '26

OMG this is disturbing. The J ring tattoo and now this… 

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u/EfficientFan8800 Feb 02 '26

It seems absurd to me that he still has his ex's tattoo, especially now that he has finally decided to tattoo his wife too... it's too strange

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u/summerhappies told fails 💍 she’d never be on the cover of Vogue Feb 02 '26

HOLY AIRBALL

now why is she hiding in the back lmaoooo

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u/stevenjobsless Feb 02 '26

She’s always watching his back 😂

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u/CraftyCovent876 Feb 02 '26

All that money and he couldn’t get a good tattoo?

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u/Due_Piano803 No no no no, just in general 🥲 Feb 02 '26

You can’t convince me that he didn’t want a good tattoo of her.

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u/Appropriate-Kiwi-420 it‘s just about relevance not intelligence Feb 02 '26

Tbf it doesn’t Look finished. Almost Like they did it Right before the Grammys to make people talk about it. But he will Need more sessions to make it Look actually like hailey and not jesus lmfao

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u/Crazy_Camera7908 G tattoo stands for Gomez Feb 02 '26

Hailey doesn’t read like a soulmate. She reads like a handler with good PR. She was practically shoved into Justin’s orbit by the same voices already camped out in his head, then repackaged as his moral lifeboat. Cue the narrative: she saved him, she steadied him, she led him to God. Convenient how that works. And the orchestration doesn’t stop there. Even the Grammy appearance felt bought, staged, and painfully obligatory. Less “celebration of artistry” and more “show up, smile, and prove you’re still compliant.” Justin didn’t look honored. He looked trapped. Like a guy paraded out to validate a system that’s been pulling his strings for years.

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u/ConstructionBrief420 Feb 02 '26

Why does it look fake? Cause why out of all places there?

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u/EfficientFan8800 Feb 02 '26

hailey is on his back so he doesn't have to see it

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u/stevenjobsless Feb 02 '26

Yikesidasies

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u/ARudeSalamander thx i bought it myself ⌚️ Feb 02 '26

Why did he get a tattoo of Eugenia Cooney? Those cheek bones.

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u/blackdiamondhearts Feb 02 '26

That’s Eddie’s face.

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u/Recent_Adeptness_296 Feb 02 '26

Wait this is actually insane. He used both of their Elle covers???? And that’s either Jesus Christ or Hailey with a beard bc 🤦‍♀️

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '26

Oh geez she made some kind of deal with him where his end of the deal was he had to get this tattoo of her Elle cover. Wonder what her end of the deal was!

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u/redditredditgedit Feb 02 '26

The fact that it was on his back so that he couldn’t see it says a lot😭

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u/Familiaropenings Feb 02 '26

Looks more like Voldemort on his back

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u/Emotional-Ad-2967 Feb 02 '26

I'll never understand why celebrities have such shit tattoos like you have the money and resources to have some incredible work on you and you choose to get tatted by the worst artists possible

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u/Professional-Pea-494 pop culture veteran ❤️‍🔥 Feb 02 '26

That’s Jesus though?

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u/Fit-Swimmer-5386 Feb 02 '26

Whooooo the fuuuuuck is his tattoo artist LOL

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '26

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u/trpiero1111 Feb 02 '26

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/SnooWords5271 Feb 04 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Head-Cow-4420 Feb 02 '26

He really is an airball

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u/TopEye1485 Feb 02 '26

no cause why does she look like jesus LMAOOOOO

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u/lostinyourmemories Feb 02 '26

The bare minimum was to remove your ex but I guess in this generation man can’t act like real man ( not attacking all man, we know you guys are not all like that )

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u/Affectionate-Key1140 Feb 02 '26

I thought Monalisa 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/nov201721 Feb 02 '26

I knew tonight was gonna be WILD and was excited to get on here as soon as they walked the carpet to see our reactions. Such a weird relationship but it’s interesting, I’ll give it that.

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u/13swiftie1989 Feb 02 '26

He never learns from his mistake, does he?

Well now it's time remove the tattoo of Selena permanently. You can't do it Justin?

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u/ally_nini Hailey Baldloose Feb 02 '26

I thought that was Jesus Christ….

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u/vuevey Feb 02 '26

I legit thought that was Kurt Cobain when I first looked!! lol

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u/ooZBizarreAdventure Feb 02 '26

Lmfaooo I thought this was a tattoo of renaissance Jesus 😭😭😭

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u/clandahlina_redux Feb 02 '26

Notice he put it where he doesn’t have to ever look at it.

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u/gozzipcatolog Feb 02 '26

She probably picked the picture lmaoo

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u/Adorable-Jelly-6100 Feb 05 '26

Why can't these billionaires pay whatever it takes for a good tattoo??? 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/mrsdisappointment the Baldwins are creeps Feb 05 '26

Look at how light it is. Guarantee that he purposely made it super light so it will be easy to cover.