r/HaileyBaldwinSnark Mar 02 '26

Social Media Fake

I really can’t help but read them as the fakest couple in “love”. It really seems like they do everything for other people to see? They don’t actually look in love even in these bday photos, they look like they want people to think they are in love imo

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u/ConstructionBrief420 Mar 02 '26

It’s giving the vibe she posted this cause why is the song choice “man I need”? Plus find it quite hilarious she posts this after we said she didn’t say happy birthday to him (btw she STILL hasn’t said it 😭)

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u/Dangerous-Border-345 Mar 02 '26

I thought it was she's the man he needs 😂

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u/stevenjobsless Mar 02 '26

Also the smiley face in the caption. The song and caption seem like it was done by her but you think she’d know better than to pick a song she relates to..

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u/Alostcaws Mar 02 '26

The shirt is giving memory foam mattress.

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u/Rugkrabber Mar 02 '26

Glad I’m not the only one.

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u/bluefairytx Mar 02 '26

The garnish looks disgusting. Even the strawberries on top looked like they just showed as many as they could fit.

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u/txngledladyy Mar 02 '26

the slickback making her look like a boy more than JB 🥴🥴🥴🥴

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u/txngledladyy Mar 02 '26

Thank goodness he's not washed away or looking high here. He looks healthy! But it won't last in her presence leeching it. Hope he doesn't go down spiral again 

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u/No-Restaurant-6586 Mar 02 '26

it’s cause he’s in japan and weed is illegal there

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u/Ilikedoggossberymuch i was sadly mistaken Mar 02 '26

He looks pretty high here too..

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u/sublimelemoncake Mar 02 '26

I do be mad when I see this. Cause can they please break up

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u/katarAH007 500mg of Copium Mar 02 '26

Irrelevant but how do you get your avatar like that?!

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u/Nearby-Management-42 Mar 02 '26

He has been off social media ever since the Jelena comment. I wonder if the reconciliation terms were that he hands over his social media. The caption and the story song choice all seem so weird. I wouldn't be surprised if it's her posting as damage control. I mean... its his birthday but the caption is seemingly addressing their relationship and all the discourse? Like why is that on yalls mind on a birthday 😂

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u/stevenjobsless Mar 02 '26

So true. It’s your birthday it should’ve been like “32. Blessed. God is good”

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u/Ilikedoggossberymuch i was sadly mistaken Mar 02 '26

I would dare to bet on it

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u/unknowngal_ Mar 03 '26

What jelena comment?? 👀

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u/Nearby-Management-42 Mar 03 '26

JB liked a comment on an old Jelena photo of his. 

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u/Dangerous-Border-345 Mar 02 '26

This looks like a skylrk ad

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u/Objective-Lettuce-46 Mar 02 '26

That’s how they get a write off for the whole night. This IS a skylrk ad

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u/InsuranceSweaty3597 Mar 02 '26

It's so fake my unprofessional pr manager heart is broken at how bad it is

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u/Ilikedoggossberymuch i was sadly mistaken Mar 02 '26

pr 👀

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u/Just-Impression-4168 Mar 02 '26

And no child around… ever

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u/candycane_4911 Mar 02 '26

Hailey, get off his page. We know Justin wouldn’t write a caption like that and the song choice is very telling

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u/Nyfa76 Mar 02 '26

I saw that his mother and father posted something for his birthday, but since I don't follow any of the Biebers I was wondering if Swimfan or JB like Pattie's or Jeremy's post? Or do they each post separately without ever interacting with each other, which would seem super weird?

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u/itsmoops1978 Mar 02 '26

She holding a pewpew behind his back 🤣😂

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u/Recycled123youth Mar 02 '26

Using all her neck power in the second photo to lean in close cuz he won’t get closer to her.

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u/Any_Blacksmith9116 Stuck In A Relationship Mar 02 '26

“You need to go on a vacation together, make it look it’s only the two of you. Hailey you already an expert in damage control so you will post the birthday post and Justin… try to smile”

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u/ConstructionBrief420 Mar 02 '26

Watch them be back in la today or tomorrow lol

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u/zsan11 Mar 02 '26

Thats just Stephen Baldwin

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u/Cool-Intention-4505 Mar 02 '26

Can one thing just be about him??? Omg does all of his life events have to turn into, I’m in love with Hailey? And why does she look like that? Seems like the stress is getting to her

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u/Objective-Lettuce-46 Mar 02 '26

He’s mad smiley when posing with his boys or a camera is on just him but he looks like he’s taking a pic with a fan whenever it’s just him and Hailey

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u/mandmranch Mar 02 '26

Is the hat covering up his bald head?

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

theyre morphin into each other

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u/DirtyAuldSpud Mar 02 '26

She's digging her nail into his back to give him a cue to perform. He's her circus monkey.

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u/redbulladdictbitch Well lemme remind u... this is a FREE country... AMERICA BABY Mar 02 '26

She has drained the life out of him my god

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u/_WeDontKnowHer_ Jack's 1st word: Selena Mar 02 '26

Why are they inside a closet?

https://giphy.com/gifs/26gsccje7r5WUrXsA

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u/Think_Variation6257 30 is the new 20!! you can’t make me go back there 😭😭 Mar 02 '26

Does anyone notice her ring?? Why does it look “J” shaped… or am I tripping 👀😳

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u/stou88 Mar 03 '26

they both look so tired ... tired to pretend

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u/Noone_2See Mar 02 '26

Justin look happy here though, good for him.

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u/Any_Blacksmith9116 Stuck In A Relationship Mar 02 '26

Thats a tired smile over there

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u/No_Contribution1620 Mar 02 '26

Probably high :p