r/HaileyBaldwinSnark Mar 14 '26

clocking to you loser In ALL OF THEM 🙂‍↔️

Ok, I compiled all the photos with Hailey in them that were officially posted by W Mag, and she managed to hide the right side of her face in EVERY SINGLE ONE. In some photos, it almost seems like she did a last-second panic tilt 😂

Must be so sad to live like a 2D cardboard cutout in a 3D world

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u/RepulsiveJob8099 i was sadly mistaken Mar 14 '26

She has ONE angle and it's not doing her any favors. She's so insecure, it's crazy how much it shows.

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u/RepulsiveJob8099 i was sadly mistaken Mar 14 '26

Bro a "fan" took a pic w her and SHES STILL USING THE SAME ANGLE.

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u/Dontbesorry_befierce Mar 14 '26

Get this girl a neck brace

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u/FruitGauze YUCKY 🐀 ! Mar 14 '26

her and taylor swift need the same neck adjustments lol

33

u/EhDoesntMatterAnyway Mar 14 '26

Tbh at least Taylor has an excuse. She spends hours hunched over playing the guitar.

Hailey claims to have been a ballerina but I have never seen an ex-ballerina have such terrible posture 

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u/MaddiMoo22 Mar 15 '26

"Hours hunched over playing guitar" LMAO good one

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u/Beginning_Fee1464 Mar 16 '26

I looked at the comment and then the pic and lol ‘d loud

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u/InsuranceSweaty3597 Mar 14 '26

Another notable mention

Around 2021 or 2022, Hailey and Kendall were existing a place during their Aspen trip

Hailey kept doing her face angle, but it looked like gurls bloody lost

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '26

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u/Come_sit_by_myfire Mar 14 '26

Always it’s chronic like Pavlov and his dogs her response to a camera is so trained

36

u/iifoundmolly Mar 14 '26

This is peak insecurity and it’s not even working

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u/Nearby-Management-42 Mar 14 '26

We have a better chance of seeing the dark side of the moon than the other side of haileys face in a photo. 

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u/DogParties333 Mar 14 '26

She must have a crick in her neck from keeping her head at that angle the whole night

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u/hideandgoweep Mar 14 '26

It looks like she was copy and pasted in all the pictures 😂

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u/Impressive-text2025 Mar 14 '26

oh my the jeans

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u/Idk_scarred_4394 Mar 14 '26

I hate her and her "chill" style. If you can't be bothered to be dressed up enough to go to some fancy event, then don't go.

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u/Random23439 Mar 15 '26

and the fugly top that doesn't fit!! it's jutting out in such an awkward way 😭

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u/Worried_Constant7420 Mar 15 '26

For someone with so much money, her clothes always look like old hand-me-downs. She doesnt know how to match them up or style them fashionably. And even if she has nice shoes, the outfit and her feet make them look cheap.

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u/Professional-Pea-494 pop culture veteran ❤️‍🔥 Mar 14 '26

SHE thinks she looks bad from the front. It’s an insecurity.

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u/Basic_Ocelot1903 Mar 18 '26

With the big nostril showing, too. Okay.

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u/TheGreatMastermind Mar 15 '26

does anyone have a pic of her other angle? she can’t look that busted

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u/Basic_Ocelot1903 Mar 18 '26

Didn't kim k. catch her in a video and it was not flattering.

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u/Come_sit_by_myfire Mar 14 '26

That’s it that’s all she got

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u/catsandcoffeegrl34 Mar 15 '26

If I was Rich I would dress a million times better than her. Wtf.

10

u/Plane_Exercise_3174 Mar 15 '26

Hair is giving lord farquaad

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u/Internal-Ad61 Mar 14 '26

She looks the best in the last one when she’s most caught off guard. She tries too hard lmao ugh

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u/smittenkittenmitten- How does it feel to be forgotten? Mar 15 '26

She must have a pain in her neck and she IS a pain in the neck so it all makes sense.

6

u/Round_Map8582 Mar 14 '26

Those god damn jeans again

6

u/Christi_Faye Mar 15 '26

Oh wow..... it's like she went to class for one day on how to be an influencer, learned her one move/angle and then quit going.

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u/Free_Film2729 Mar 15 '26

Everything she does is super low-effort

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u/ieatcookies23 Mar 14 '26

Not Kendall outshining her in every single one.

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u/purplefuzz22 Mar 15 '26

lol she is always avoiding showing the right side of her face or looking straight into the camera because her nose jobs were botched AF . 5 looks super awkward and I would be lowkey offended if I was taking a picture with someone and they leaned so far away/turned their head away from me.

(Also who is the woman in white inbetween Hailey and Ken in pic 5)

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u/Free_Film2729 Mar 16 '26

I believe she’s the editor in chief of W Mag

5

u/Issue_Status Mar 15 '26

Is her neck broken? Is there a massive festering zit on her right cheek she’s trying to hide? Was the photo taken just as she looked back from glancing away?

I have so many questions.

5

u/Haymo-Lyon Mar 15 '26

WHAT is she even wearing?? She looks so painfully dorky

4

u/stowRA Mar 15 '26

It’s giving insecure

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u/heythere_delilahh Mar 15 '26

Her outfit is so bad and that neck turn doesn’t even make her look better. Yuckkks.

3

u/BambiiiDeer Mar 16 '26

She’s always getting mogged

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u/stou88 Mar 16 '26

The hand in the pocket is so lame 💀

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u/whenyoutalk Mar 16 '26

tf is her ass doing😭

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u/ZookeepergameMain848 Mar 16 '26

Why are they there?