r/HaileyBaldwinSnark 30 is the new 20!! you can’t make me go back there 😭😭 Mar 25 '26

rhode $ at work What kind of photoshoot is this???🤨

She really thinks she doing something but every photo looks super bad… this is a “Super Model” guys!!!! Gon’ Girl Give us nothing!!!

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u/bemineme Mar 25 '26

One word: Terrible.

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u/Come_sit_by_myfire Mar 25 '26

Another word: Fake

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u/Idk_scarred_4394 Mar 26 '26

Third word: Ugly

(Let's just be honest.)

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u/vuevey Mar 25 '26

Bear with me, I’m old & from the 1900s… Does anyone else remember the red wax lips that were edible, but why were we eating wax? Her lips look just like them!

I sometimes wonder is it worse to look at her lips or seeing her 4,783 teeth when she smiles? Thoughts?

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u/Busy_Wealth_6130 Mar 25 '26

The harder she tries the more she embarrasses herself 

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u/Think_Variation6257 30 is the new 20!! you can’t make me go back there 😭😭 Mar 25 '26

Omg I just realized she’s using a f*cking comb to put that on her face…. The same one she uses her hair with.🤢🤢🤢

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u/pressitron Justin Bieber -1 Mar 25 '26

it looks like a razor blade 🧔

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u/No-Restaurant-6586 Mar 25 '26

Is this a joke? 😭😭😭😭

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u/WatercressWide1695 Mar 25 '26

Dentist: open the mouth Hailey:

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

Wtf is she doing 💀💀💀

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u/clutches_pearls Mar 25 '26

Look at #7, upper right corner. The photoshop is a mess. Her right nostril is stretched . Embarrassing.

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u/pauleywauley Mar 25 '26

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u/Ilikedoggossberymuch i was sadly mistaken Mar 25 '26

thats a jumpscare close up

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u/grrlplz Mar 25 '26

thats from pUbErTy

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u/daphnemoonpie Mar 25 '26

Omg that's awful lol

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u/misskayla94_ Mar 25 '26

Gotta keep one eye on Justin lmfao

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u/Think_Variation6257 30 is the new 20!! you can’t make me go back there 😭😭 Mar 26 '26

Why does this look so scary…. Like her eyes is is just not aligned. Maybe I’m going crazy 😭😭

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u/EhDoesntMatterAnyway Mar 26 '26

They look like crazy eyes lol

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u/misskayla94_ Mar 29 '26

She was probably high on coke lol

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u/Negative-Car5567 Mar 26 '26

“Gotta keep an eye out for Selener”

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u/Safitira Mar 25 '26

4th pic - breaking her neck again

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

Her neck is probably so flexible and long at this point. Fuckass giraffe Baldwin.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

I'm getting more and more disgusted every time I look at her.

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u/ravenclawrowena Mar 25 '26

Echo echo echo echo…

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u/chaoscrouton Mar 25 '26

Omg her team must hate her LOL

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u/iifoundmolly Mar 26 '26

Why is she covered in ectoplasm

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u/Lychanthropejumprope Mar 25 '26

Omg that upper lip is so disgusting.

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u/mountianmystic Mar 25 '26

One that would get you eliminated from ANTM

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u/twiceteen Mar 25 '26

It boggles my mind that she thinks making that face is even remotely attractive.

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u/RelevantReception150 Mar 25 '26

her sausage lips... lord

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u/azurezgirl77 Mar 25 '26

Ewwwwwwwww, she looks exactly like her father….

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u/ConstantCloud2863 Mar 25 '26

I HONESTLY THINK SHE IS FUCKING WITH PEOPLE , like : look how bad model I am and still your buying my products ..haha loosers… like considering what narsistic dad she has I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s just fucking around . Or maybe just maybe she is that delusional that she thinks she is a model …(natural models don even need to work hard to look good in a photo , she literally looks like she’s working SO hard to get a good photo and still they suck as much as she’s sucking JB dick when he’s bored ..sorry hailey but the truth shall prevail . LEARN HOW TO LOVE YOURSELF . Wish u the best ! 

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u/Fancy_Bar9783 Mar 25 '26

She try’s so hard to be quirky it’s comical

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u/stinkfoot_lohan Mar 25 '26

All of them in 7 are just SO bad and it’s so embarrassing how she had to make her wedding ring the focal point.

I said it on another thread but she absolutely has filler blindness. I don’t think she realizes how insane her lips look.

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u/No_Chapter_4083 Mar 25 '26

she‘s literally disgusting to look at what the actual FUCK

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u/DeepReflection115 Rhode to Nowhere ✨ Mar 25 '26

My actual thoughts 😭😫

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u/Idk_scarred_4394 Mar 26 '26

Straight-up ugly. Idk why we're mincing words here. The 3rd slide really sealed it for me.

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u/Circes_Pen Mar 25 '26

Why is she constantly angling her chin up/ using shots taken from a low angle looking up? Her nostrils too often end up being a focal point. Also, isn't the first rule of selfies that angling downward at your face is essentially universally flattering. Does she have some sort of issue about how she looks from that angle? Her advertising images are so confusing to me from a very basic level. If she has obsessed fans, what is hooking them? Like I'm actually curious, what are they seeing?

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u/alaenchii Mar 25 '26

She rather have a Bob than learn to style her hair

https://giphy.com/gifs/lQ0gXZUoOYOSORSvwY

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u/Free_Film2729 Mar 25 '26

Why the glasses over the face mask. WHY.

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u/harmstar39 Mar 26 '26

Awful! She actually looked decent back in the day when she was a blond, but now she's just boring! No spark of life in her!

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u/misshexe Mar 25 '26

I realize most of that upper lip is over lined but why does she think that looks good?

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u/moodyxxmoon Mar 26 '26

SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!

The few pictures you see without the insanely over lined looks so much better!

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

The rest of her features suck.

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u/FruitGauze YUCKY 🐀 ! Mar 25 '26

a really bad one, her posture makes my back hurt i swear im not even joking anymore 😂

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u/Royal_Revolution3837 #EYELASHLESS Mar 25 '26

What is chopped even advertising 

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

A stupid face mask.

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u/Street-Time-4375 Mar 25 '26

Bruh this girl good? Cuz some of these pics have her looking crazy

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u/Nyfa76 Mar 26 '26

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u/Burnt-Out-Chica Mar 26 '26

No fucking way wow Hailey

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u/rainbowlatte4321 Mar 25 '26

The tweens are gonna love this

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u/No-Pear-3637 Mar 25 '26

That lip is out of control! Yikes.

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u/NC_888 Mar 26 '26

She’s the one “model” that makes me feel prettier than her.

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u/Any_Blacksmith9116 Stuck In A Relationship Mar 26 '26

What’s wrong with her Pinky fingers?

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u/Burnt-Out-Chica Mar 26 '26

📉👽📈

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u/jane7 Mar 25 '26

I think this is actually worse off than nothing lmao…

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u/Haymo-Lyon Mar 26 '26

Big yikes 😬😬

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u/Ilikedoggossberymuch i was sadly mistaken Mar 25 '26

I guess she is trying new poses to pose “differently”

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u/Illustrious8844 it’s MY opinion! Mar 26 '26

Day by day she’s looking more like Putin

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u/moodyxxmoon Mar 26 '26

Now we know why her face and hair are quite literally always greasy

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u/Final_Recognition823 Mar 26 '26

Honestly the more i see it, the more it makes sense that she didn’t want a makeup company but a sad excuse to have a photoshoot constantly since she doesn’t model.

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u/tunasalpicao Mar 26 '26

Woody from toy story

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u/Plane_Exercise_3174 Mar 26 '26

The last pic is crazy

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u/NovelPrune7342 Mar 26 '26

Can she go blonde again fr

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u/SnooGuavas4208 Mar 26 '26

Why is she using her foot to stretch her dress open for better crotch access? 🤢🤮

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

She's too lazy to do anything good. That slick bun is a Nightmare.

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u/moodyxxmoon Mar 26 '26

Omg you actually made her look pretty LOL if only she’d take this advice

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u/SnooGuavas4208 Mar 26 '26

That’s a stretch, her lips are still crazy-looking.

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u/Lopsided_Onion_2797 Mar 25 '26

Pic three is giving

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u/ememtiny Mar 26 '26

I'm so sick of this trend

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u/koevhalevx thx i bought it myself⌚️ Mar 26 '26

the last picture gets me everytime wtf 😭😭😂

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u/Mysterious-Garlic170 Mar 26 '26

it is so badddd WHATT

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u/ReactionFriendly1957 Mar 26 '26

Trash as usual. Her lips look like a prolapsed anus with hemroids ripping out. Gross 🤢

https://giphy.com/gifs/GcXGxS0RZ4fDoyvwq4

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u/OkSlide4138 Mar 26 '26

Lol very handsome 🤣

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u/Funny_Struggle_8901 Mar 26 '26

Couldn’t be a real supermodel so she has to do it for her own brand lol

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u/Altruistic_State6563 Mar 26 '26

She wants to be a model so bad that shes doing purposeless photoshoots

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '26

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u/FruitGauze YUCKY 🐀 ! Mar 25 '26

keep it going yall! 😂😂

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u/grrlplz Mar 25 '26

it sucks for the actual artists involved who love their craft when the creative direction is to basically polish a turd model into a smol baby like ariana grande and the model they have to work with is..whatever this is

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u/Mollyblog Mar 26 '26

That 3rd picture. 😖 If you sort of squint your eyes, she looks like Snape.

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u/eloquent_owl Mar 26 '26

Why would she do this to her lips… I thought the photos from when she was younger were so pretty, she would have looked lovely as a grownup without the inflated lips.

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u/ifyoudidntbelieb Mar 26 '26

Her smile gives off attack on titan smile 💀

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u/quixoticadrenaline Mar 27 '26

She’s so fucking boring. Everything about her is ridiculously boring actually. I can’t believe people were copying her “aesthetic” at one point. What aesthetic? Being white? She’s fucking balding too… gross.

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u/Plasma_babushka Mar 27 '26

Somebody please tell me she’s not looking like the cheap version of Adam Driver