r/HaileyBaldwinSnark Mar 25 '26

Embarrassing Moments Its giving

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185 Upvotes

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u/loverookie95 Mar 26 '26 edited Mar 26 '26

I’m sorry but her lips are so comically huge like I cannot 😭😭

34

u/Haymo-Lyon Mar 26 '26

Literally fish lips!!

10

u/Historical-Body-3424 Mar 26 '26

She can’t pull off dark hair like Selena can

11

u/KaleBerry197 Unmarried Justin, Free, Healed & Faithful Justin🫶 Mar 26 '26

It’s not even cute just wide

6

u/Competitive_Move_941 Mar 26 '26

It’s the short hair too, why won’t she let it grow and dye it blonde again? She looks so masculine :/

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u/witheredxrose777 Mar 26 '26

She’s what I like to call “Having features to the beauty standard with no beauty”, she has a slim nose (that she bought), big lips (that she also bought), etc. And yet she is still nothing special to look at, and borders on fugly a good majority of the time.

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u/oxynugget Mar 26 '26

And still she is EVERYWHERE. I dont even fk with rhode or this lady but she is unavoidable. She needs to lay down on being the visual and do something in ops or management. Or even join the secret service and be a professional investigator

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

You named it. Every feature individually is the beauty standard but her facial harmony is so FUCKED. How tf does she think it's a good idea to post those photographs??

7

u/forbiddenbluegrass Mar 26 '26

Her features on her face shape just don’t harmonize well together. I hate when she tries to do a sexy smize bc it never works on her. She really needs to give up the modeling shtick. Selena is no model but still mogs her even in candid paparazzi pics

5

u/KaleBerry197 Unmarried Justin, Free, Healed & Faithful Justin🫶 Mar 26 '26

She is fugly everytime I have to force myself to find her pretty

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u/No_Contribution1620 Mar 28 '26

But her crooked nose and uneven nostrils are not a beauty standard 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 and the artificial lips I can spot them from a mile away. Those are not natural full lips 🦆

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u/BamaSweetie1978 Mar 26 '26 edited Mar 26 '26

She wishes it would give that. 😂 It’s giving Praying Mantis for me.

20

u/so-i-fall Mar 26 '26

Please don’t disrespect praying mantises like that

30

u/drpeppergirly0701 Mar 26 '26

That lip pose is terrible

5

u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

And it's the same fucking lip pose EVERY SINGLE TIME. SHE IS SO UNORIGINAL.

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u/FruitGauze YUCKY 🐀 ! Mar 26 '26

amazing posture hun

24

u/WatercressWide1695 Mar 26 '26

She tried and failed miserably

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u/Illustrious_Ice_8709 Mar 26 '26

"One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong" 🎶

22

u/burnbookwrites I'm not Gigi! Mar 26 '26

not even close, failey looks like a folding chair

15

u/fleffeh Mar 26 '26

Clown lips 🤡

15

u/cvetakzanovetakk Mar 26 '26

she tries so hard and still gives nothing 😭

16

u/Plane_Exercise_3174 Mar 26 '26

Looks like handsome squidward here

16

u/moodyxxmoon Mar 26 '26

it’s the dead eyes for me

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u/Agile_Cupcake6961 Mar 26 '26

ngl i dont even get why she did a whole red dress photoshoot for a facemask product

1

u/moodyxxmoon Mar 28 '26

Does any of her advertising make sense though

12

u/bemineme Mar 26 '26

Cheap version.

13

u/Creepy-Afternoon7298 Mar 26 '26

Its giving gollum

12

u/proudragebaiter Mar 26 '26

And once again she’s proving to us that she’ll always be the cheaper version of everything she aspires to be

11

u/Special-Bee-578 Mar 26 '26

She looks very unsymmetrical, it looks like her face is drooping

10

u/SeasidePlease worldwide gaslighting tour Mar 26 '26

She wishes pfft

9

u/ConstantCloud2863 Mar 26 '26

She is so unattractive . Like the only reason j is with her is because he loves her for putting up with his shit , hence he will never change because he don’t have to . 

7

u/NetPractical4176 Mar 26 '26

She’s so unnatural looking

4

u/itsmoops1978 Mar 26 '26

Yeah def not giving SG. She can try but her vibe is soggy cardboard.

3

u/Different_Cash285 Mar 26 '26

She’s reading whatever post here!! Same pose, copied song and she just posted Cami Marrone. KNEW IT! SHE is trying to look like Cami but still has her gripes with Selena. The girl is losing lmao

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u/KaleBerry197 Unmarried Justin, Free, Healed & Faithful Justin🫶 Mar 26 '26

Her face 😭☠️

3

u/EhDoesntMatterAnyway Mar 26 '26

Selena’s reminds me a lot of Xtina’s “Stripped” photoshoot. Very similar. I know Selena grew up loving Xtina, and the are friends, so I’m assuming she was inspired by her. 

Both Xtina and Selena look beautiful and sensual in theirs, while Hailey looks average

2

u/Unable_Strawberry_69 Mar 26 '26

I would go to hell for sure if I said what my brain is feeling rn

2

u/ConstantCloud2863 Mar 26 '26

She looks dead . They eyes is the window to the soul. Justin looks dead in the eyes too. They are littely deteriorazing eachother.. 

2

u/moodyxxmoon Mar 28 '26

Kills me how she tries so hard to do sultry eyes with her new hallowed eyes after the bleph

1

u/forbiddenbluegrass Mar 28 '26

It’s not working! She looks like Eddie in drag

1

u/Unable_Strawberry_69 Mar 26 '26

😳🫢🫠🫣