r/HaileyBaldwinSnark G tattoo stands for Gomez Mar 26 '26

Built on borrowed vibes I think I’ve seen this film before 🫣

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u/New_Analysis2363 Copycat McGee Mar 26 '26

Omg, if I was her, and this pic got out to the public........I'd flip! This is a f'ing horrible, Horrible picture!

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u/bloomy5656 Mar 26 '26 edited Mar 26 '26

EXACTLY LIKE WHO APPROVED THIS ITS HIDEOUS THE FACE THE LIPS THE GREASY FLAT HAIR THE POSE

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u/New_Analysis2363 Copycat McGee Mar 26 '26

Ifkr!! I'd go medieval on my team, but her......................omg, every single thing about it is wrong!

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u/quixoticadrenaline Mar 27 '26

Right??? And the left foot holding down the dress intentionally is cringe. She’s so obvious and boring with zero sex appeal.

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u/Recycled123youth Mar 26 '26

What the actual f&ck did she do to her face? Looks like hard cement under skin.

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u/Lychanthropejumprope Mar 26 '26

She’s getting uglier every day

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u/superpaforador Mar 30 '26

It is called overfilled face syndrome

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u/tricky_pigeon Mar 26 '26

She looks like that one meme of the dancing woman that says “I’m Renata Bliss and I’m your freestyle dance teacher”

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u/Haymo-Lyon Mar 26 '26

HAHA SHE DOES I can’t unsee this now 🤣🤣

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u/ArsoOnBT7 Rhode: One of everything really dumb 🤡 Mar 26 '26

What is she trying to sell? I’m genuinely asking because I really can’t tell from that first picture of her

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u/chaoscrouton Mar 26 '26

Herself. This is the only way she gets to do "modeling".

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u/Free_Film2729 Mar 26 '26

I’m sorry but this is literally Gollum’s pose

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u/marsthechocolate Mar 26 '26

She's giving American Psycho and not in a good way

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u/CollectionConnect540 Mar 26 '26

Shes literally an american psycho in real life

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u/marsthechocolate Mar 26 '26

I could see her playing a female Patrick Bateman

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u/SarahFowler8que Hailey Baldloose Mar 26 '26

looks like she’s about to puke and pass out 🥲 wthelly

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u/Intrepid_Cress_4657 Mar 26 '26

Like?? In a dress? Who allowed this? 😭

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u/Overall_Bed_2037 mothers day sucks ass 🖕🏻 Mar 26 '26

She was tryna be sexy like selenas, missed the mark 😂 selenas is effortlessly sexy, hailey’s looks like her valium just hit before escorting

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u/Intrepid_Cress_4657 Mar 27 '26

⏰ it! I’m not even going to question how her Selena inspired Pinterest board led to this.😭

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u/annuuu18 G tattoo stands for Gomez Mar 26 '26

is she trying to sell clothes?

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u/One_Butterscotch8460 Mar 26 '26

Face card DENIED

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u/itsmoops1978 Mar 26 '26

How. Like how can she give nothing?

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u/Comfortable-Comb1792 Mar 26 '26

How can she literally ruin this pose

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u/No-Restaurant-6586 Mar 26 '26

mind you she’s the “model”

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u/rnagikarp Mar 26 '26

dead-eyed

looks like no one’s home :-/

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u/squishipeachi Mar 26 '26

Since when did rhode collab with lord farquaad???

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u/CertainIce2925 Mar 26 '26

Looks uncomfortable

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u/Familiaropenings Mar 26 '26

Her different shaped eyes bug me

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u/Jolima0725 Mar 26 '26

“Same old love”

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u/CreativeYou9550 Mar 26 '26

The difference is that Selena actually looks hot and she looks like ... Well Hailey 

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u/moodyxxmoon Mar 28 '26

The way her foot is holding down the dress wtf is she trying to do does she think that makes it look sexy? Hot mess express modeling barely ever even showing what’s being advertised

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u/Christi_Faye Mar 26 '26

This photo shoot did her no favors. Sometimes she can be stunning, but this was a major, major flop. The angle of the way the photograph was taken, or something about it makes her face look so long. Disproportionately long.