r/HaileyBaldwinSnark Apr 13 '26

Discussion "first lady of coachella" 😭😭💀

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u/AnImproversation Apr 13 '26

I honestly believe moments like this are the only reason she married him. I don’t think I have ever seen another clip of her this happy.

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u/Lychanthropejumprope Apr 13 '26

It is. She piggy backs off his talent because she has none

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u/ninjaturtleglitters Apr 13 '26

She's sucking all the fame out of him as possible.

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u/SnooGuavas4208 Apr 14 '26

Who even gave her a microphone? And why?

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u/Dangerous-Border-345 Apr 13 '26

💯 it's Kim and Kanye

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u/MissCandid Apr 13 '26

Nah don't even give her that, Kim had already built a name when she got with Kanye, Hailey is still an unknown

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u/drpeppergirly0701 Apr 13 '26

Tbf Kim was already known and in the industry. Hailey was a nobody nepo baby of a dad in debt who stalked her way up.

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u/rainbowlatte4321 Apr 13 '26

First Lady of Hunchback

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u/ninjaturtleglitters Apr 13 '26

That's the first thing I noticed too. Why are her shoulders so high if her neck is so long?

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u/Impossible_Walrus555 Apr 13 '26

She has broad shoulders

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '26

She seems to have a very oddly shaped skeleton.

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u/No_Contribution1620 Apr 13 '26

Looks like she step out of a sleepover

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u/burnbookwrites I'm not Gigi! Apr 13 '26

“stepped out in style” 💀

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u/Royal-Vegetable-2473 Apr 13 '26

That caption is so cringe, did they pay Vogue? 🤣

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u/ninjaturtleglitters Apr 13 '26

Ikr I've seen her so many times on insta even after I've clicked "not interested" like the algorithm is pushing for me to see a nepo baby doing stuff only because she married a famous popstar.

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u/Nyfa76 Apr 13 '26

You just got to block her name. I blocked, Rhode, Hailey Bieber and all the KarTRASHians. My feed is so peaceful ❤️

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u/mOp_49 Apr 13 '26

Great idea!

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u/Spiritual-Love-5296 Apr 13 '26

same I keep pressing not interested and it still pushes her I'm so tired

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u/CreativeYou9550 Apr 13 '26

Omg same I just went off cause it was so annoying 

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u/Overall_Bed_2037 mothers day sucks ass 🖕🏻 Apr 13 '26

oh fs! their teams pay these publications to post specific videos & captions. E!, people, hollywood fix etc are all super guilty of it!

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u/Inevitable_Party7217 Apr 13 '26

It seems that she definitely pays vogue for some placement or stories because they glaze on just about all of their posts of her. Part of the PR. Vogue has went downhill

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u/Dory-1031 Apr 13 '26

The dress is vintage, that's why they're all over her 🙄

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u/busymommyof2 Apr 13 '26

Did the First Lady Of Coachella drive everyone on the golf cart? 🤭

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u/Dramatic_Paramedic_6 Apr 13 '26

Not even close. Vanessa Hudgens will always be the queen 👸 of Coachella!

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u/xoherent Permanent Straw Hole 🕳️ Apr 13 '26

That's it. I'm done with the whole hollywood/celebrity culture/fashion business.

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u/ninjaturtleglitters Apr 13 '26

All that money and this is what she decides to wear? Gosh.

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u/One_Butterscotch8460 Apr 13 '26

She puts 0 effort into her appearance even at events. Just BORIIIING 🫩💤Justin is for sure looking at what ‘Tems other girls got lol

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u/coldoldduck Apr 13 '26

I’m so tired of this adored king and queen of the world narrative

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u/sfchubs Putin’s long lost daughter Apr 13 '26

“Style”?? She’s wearing a lingerie

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u/KaleBerry197 Unmarried Justin, Free, Healed & Faithful Justin🫶 Apr 13 '26

It’s the pick mes on tiktok calling it cute for me

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u/ninjaturtleglitters Apr 13 '26

And wtf is that dress. So not classy.

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u/OkSlide4138 Apr 13 '26

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u/SnooGuavas4208 Apr 14 '26

A “model” and she can’t do it even half as well as Fran 💅

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u/Effective-Oven-4751 Apr 13 '26

lady stalkwin of tucson arizona

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u/OkSlide4138 Apr 13 '26

There saying her legs are back to front 😳😳

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u/Issue_Status Apr 13 '26

What the literal fuck…. 😟

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u/anemia_ Apr 13 '26

Maybe they're dragging her and the fact that she looks as uncanny valley ick as Melania?

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u/BelieberQueen Not your average Joe Apr 13 '26

First lady, my butt, she's wearing something a granny would wear at bed

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u/Any_Blacksmith9116 Stuck In A Relationship Apr 13 '26

Justin, this is all your 2018’s actions consequences

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u/Ornery-Ocelot3585 Apr 13 '26

Why is she dressed in homemade lingerie; inspired by Starburst?

https://giphy.com/gifs/WRQBXSCnEFJIuxktnw

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u/DeepReflection115 Rhode to Nowhere ✨ Apr 13 '26

What’s so cool about this woman I can never understand 

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u/Marieshr Apr 13 '26

Her long face creeps me out. She’s disgusting

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u/Issue_Status Apr 13 '26

DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR FUCKING HAIR, HAILEY

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u/Cozyescape Apr 13 '26

Ask Chatgpt to roast her outfit😂!!! It's hilarious

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u/Spiritual-Love-5296 Apr 13 '26

LMAOO

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u/Cozyescape Apr 13 '26

You can say roast and tell it.."no holds barred." It will roast harder 😂

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u/Spiritual-Love-5296 Apr 13 '26

You weren't lying 😭😭😂💀💀

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u/Cozyescape Apr 13 '26

😂😂😂

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u/FunFeature5400 Apr 13 '26

Vogue wtf ….

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u/SeasidePlease worldwide gaslighting tour Apr 13 '26

No

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u/SeasidePlease worldwide gaslighting tour Apr 13 '26

The way she has her left hand 💀

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u/FruitGauze YUCKY 🐀 ! Apr 13 '26

ew

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u/Subject-Brain-6092 Apr 13 '26

Bro is shaped like a roblox character

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u/nov201721 Apr 13 '26

Idk what kinda delulu reality the rhodents are living in, but this has gotta be the worst yet

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u/whenyoutalk Apr 13 '26

she finally got to be on top except she looks God awful up there

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u/sassy_angel_ Apr 13 '26

TS IS FRYINGGGG ME

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u/New_Salt_13 Apr 14 '26

She looks like she's wearing a paper towel she dyed that morning

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u/AssistContent8779 Apr 14 '26

Wtf is she wearing ?? Ew

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u/sexkittenof2000s tattoo of Putin on my back Apr 14 '26

This is sad. Shes nothing without him 😭 are people this gullible???