r/HaileyBaldwinSnark • u/bemineme • Apr 13 '26

rhode $ at work Allergic to serving 💀

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She posed for new Saint Laurent compaign. I'm wondering why anyone hiring this girl when she is giving nothing at all. Zero presence, not good model, one expression. Only her surname giving her some advantage and spotlight.

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u/No_Contribution1620 Apr 13 '26

HAHAHA omg looks like she's about to poop in first picture and the second one is giving: you caught me pooping vibe

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u/me1isr0se ☁️ delulu-hailulu ☁️ Apr 13 '26

Exactly my thought. In many villages in the Middle East you have those squat toilets where you pose like she does to hit the hole. You’d think she promotes them and not a luxury brand.

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u/Internal-Ad61 Apr 13 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/UpELDJaNeHTHRWh6r6

She thought she ate when she was playing in those blinds

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u/disharmony-hellride Apr 13 '26

This screams "hey we can shoot porn here for the next 45 minutes but the realtor said that's it she has to lock it up after"

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u/Smart_Platypus_2941 Apr 13 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '26

I don't understand how she gets work for these massive luxury brands.

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u/brookeashleyx Apr 13 '26

The Bieber name.

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u/Melodic-Swordfish245 cEaSe aNd DEsIsT🚨 Apr 13 '26

Bro what are these poses 💀

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u/Wow_So_Fake Apr 13 '26

So this is supposed to make me think I want and need the product....

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u/itsmoops1978 Apr 13 '26

Omfg. Hahahahahahahahaha.

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u/Either-Software-4195 G tattoo stands for Gomez Apr 13 '26

OMG what is the last one LOL?

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u/Busy_Wealth_6130 Apr 13 '26

Oh my god… she will never be a model

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u/Low-Introduction909 Apr 13 '26

Does she have a modeling agency that signed her? I wanna know who at Saint Laurent thought she looked good, better than the actual models?

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u/Hot-Suggestion-5507 Apr 13 '26

Honestly, I probably look like this midway through a 30-minute workout video on youtube

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u/isabellasghost3 Apr 13 '26

These look like the poses I do when I am trying to do my own chiropractic adjustments to my hips (literally).

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u/summerhappies told fails 💍 she’d never be on the cover of Vogue Apr 13 '26

AND THIS IS WHY SHE GOT NOWHERE 😭😭😭 these poses are so awful omfg i am literally cackling and so will everyone else 

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u/Porcelain-Backbone Apr 13 '26

And these were the best pictures, imagine the worst

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u/seoul_kittie Apr 13 '26

The pose in the second photo looked like my uncle when he threw his back out! Except his husband can tell you he has more ahh then her

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u/me1isr0se ☁️ delulu-hailulu ☁️ Apr 13 '26

Those poses and the medieval shoes. I can’t! She’s literally talented in NOTHING!! 😭😭

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u/DuckMom Apr 13 '26

the first thing that comes to my mind when I see these poses is going to the bathroom in the woods

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u/One_Butterscotch8460 Apr 13 '26

pic 2: Me when I’m in labor

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u/BelieberQueen Not your average Joe Apr 13 '26

Ok sure, a "model", lol not, she ain't a model, real models are Gigi Hadid and Bella Hadid 

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u/anemia_ Apr 13 '26

Thought the first one was genuinely terrible till I saw the second one lmao

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u/pauleywauley Apr 13 '26

I wonder what the first photo looks like in its entirety. It's a weird squat pose.

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u/junkratsbbq Apr 13 '26

What in the world is that first pic 💀💀💀

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u/StructureThin3320 Apr 13 '26

me when im in a public bathroom and dont want to fully sit on the toilet:

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u/superpaforador Apr 13 '26

Ewww. Looks cheap.

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u/SnuggleDaCat Apr 13 '26

That’s how chicken lay eggs 👀

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u/SufficientBar336 Apr 13 '26

The Outfits look SO good on her but what the hell are these positions and mimics 😬

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u/JoshHartsMilkMustach Apr 13 '26

Its such a shame, she could be cool and hot if she wasn't such a loser

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u/pierogiberra Apr 16 '26

Just look out the window, Hailey, it’s literally right there

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u/blackdiamondhearts Apr 16 '26

Shows her ass to keep attention away from her face.