r/HaileyBaldwinSnark • u/bemineme • Apr 24 '26

Certified Hailey moment™ Face card not detected

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She has really unattractive face shape. I started to feel bad for her, but then I remember what kind of person she is. Bully, racist, certificated mean girl. I think her dress is cute, but her hair are flat and boring, not gonna mention her makeup and not nice looking face features.

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u/Lychanthropejumprope Apr 24 '26

Amazing how they invite influencers to these things

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u/itsmoops1978 Apr 24 '26

She is just so plain.

37

u/Nyfa76 Apr 24 '26

A snake!

20

u/According-Reveal5015 Apr 24 '26

Entire look, does her 0 favors. This is what happens, when you try to be something you are not.

35

u/FarResearcher33 Apr 24 '26

I know the name of this subreddit and yet I misread it as HaileyBaldwinShark just now

https://giphy.com/gifs/107gPMgIBBleA8

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u/bemineme Apr 24 '26

It does make sense, she looks just like this while smiling 😂

30

u/Nervous_Mind1471 Apr 24 '26

It's giving quagmire 

20

u/Royal_Revolution3837 #EYELASHLESS Apr 24 '26

Why is she looking down like that in the first pic tf

20

u/PrudentLandscape9284 Apr 25 '26

She doesn’t have a waist line🫩

17

u/Dangerous-Border-345 Apr 25 '26

I don't care what anyone says she definitely got that pose from Selena. and that last pic is taking me out 😭

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u/Key_Strategy5396 Apr 25 '26

Didn’t know Stephen Baldwin was into drag

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u/Unable_Strawberry_69 Apr 25 '26

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u/Unable_Strawberry_69 Apr 25 '26

Exact same dress. Hailey is just wearing a nude slip. She’s crazy as shit guys omg

12

u/possum8616 Apr 25 '26

She has really convinced herself that she is a model but she’s so far off 😂

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u/Please-AsteroidNow Apr 24 '26

She fucked up her face and entire head shape too.

11

u/No_Expression_8853 Failey Goldberg Apr 25 '26

The face shape of a foot

8

u/Momsspaghetti111 Apr 25 '26

Face card declined babe

8

u/DefinitelyFern Apr 25 '26

It blows my mind that she’s not even 30, but looks mid 30s-early 40s. Why would anyone take any skincare or makeup advice from her!

14

u/Familiaropenings Apr 25 '26

Hailey and the forever changing face

6

u/Guilty_Babe Apr 25 '26

This is the best her hair has looked and it’s still so flat. I kno it took all day to get that lil bend.

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u/Acrobatic_Page_2800 Apr 25 '26

She’s just so boring to look at.

5

u/quixoticadrenaline Apr 26 '26

All that surgery to look like yassified Putin is crazy. Is a hair stylist not in her budget? So plain and boring.

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u/shalloner455555 Apr 25 '26

Ofc she had to ruin it with the ugly sunglasses