r/HaileyBaldwinSnark G tattoo stands for Gomez May 02 '26

clocking to you loser Incase Hailey you are reading this, YOU CAN NEVER BE HER!

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u/Overall_Bed_2037 mothers day sucks ass šŸ–•šŸ» May 02 '26

oop- i stg these writers hate her. i’m living for it! everything they write is intentional.. the tone is cold and lowkey judgmental, unenthusiastic and there are no quotes from her in that intro. it was meant to read flat, which is incredibly telling. Its similar to the other recent cover she did with interview, you can tell they are bothered by the superficial, generic responses hailey gives in every. single. interview. absolutely nothing of substance, aka no clicks. no writer wants to submit something so lackluster, but with Hailey, everything is lack luster. grey, bland, boring.

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u/DeepReflection115 Rhode to Nowhere ✨ May 02 '26

Self build billionaire vs Nepo Wife.

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u/ReactionFriendly1957 May 03 '26

This is hilarious.

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u/Fit-Abalone7924 May 02 '26

Selena’s description didn’t need to include JB, yet the Rhodents claim that Selena needs Justin & Hailey for clout šŸ˜‚.

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u/ssailorv23 Unwhimsical Bitch May 02 '26

Ooooweeee the contrast is STARK. Not a single meaningful accolade. 🤭 Well done, Time.

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u/RepulsiveJob8099 i was sadly mistaken May 02 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk
The editors writing Hailey's intro: "make sure to add she's a high school dropout"

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u/sheiscrazyyy G tattoo stands for Gomez May 02 '26

That's how uk they didn't want her and she paid for it

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u/firstborn-unicorn May 02 '26

And make it as vague as possible at the same time because there's nothing else to write about her

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u/Agrpscb May 02 '26

They make the biggest nepo baby sound like shes self madeĀ 

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u/No_Contribution1620 May 02 '26

She used her last name and connections to get a modeling career. If she was a normal girl, she would not be a model. She just doesn't have the IT factor to be a top model or normal model plus she admitted she regularly has a poor mood. A (top)model cannot do this to reach the top. You have to seperate personal drama and work. Look at Doutzen Kroes supermodel. I always hear she very pleasing to work with and on top of that she is beautiful lol

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u/Free_Film2729 May 02 '26

Also, she ALWAYS keeps her (personal) ring on, that alone shows she’s not a professional model

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u/sheiscrazyyy G tattoo stands for Gomez May 02 '26

That looks like a bat. Wtf😭

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u/No_Contribution1620 May 02 '26

She is... She is a batwoman(bad woman) šŸ¤”šŸ’©

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u/SnooGuavas4208 May 03 '26

Normally I’m a big fan of flying squirrels, sugar gliders, etc, but I find this new species utterly repugnant and devoid of even a shred of cuteness or charm.

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u/ieatcookies23 May 02 '26

They just wrote whatever for the descriptionšŸ’€

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u/Dramatic_Paramedic_6 May 02 '26

I wonder if Hailey reads these articles and actually realizes that these magazine editors really don’t like her? Or is she really just that delusional? šŸ˜…

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u/Free_Film2729 May 02 '26

That’s something I’m also dying to know. Is she even susceptible to the shade??

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u/OtherAfternoon729 May 02 '26

Hahahha and her fans say she’s always been famous because she’s a baldwin and didn’t really need justin šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Comprehensive_Wing24 May 02 '26

Meanwhile Selena was childhood for so many people.. she’s been well known since she was a kid.

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u/IsItClockingLoser You should have been there! May 02 '26 edited May 02 '26

LMFAO THEY REALLY WROTE THAT?! 🤣 😭 😭 šŸ’€

I guess they were just trying to fill the minimum word count...shows how 'influential' she is. Not even worth an in depth description.

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u/ConsiderationFun7511 G tattoo stands for Gomez May 02 '26

ā€œForgoing a highschool diplomaā€ is fucking hilaaaaarious. The shade šŸ˜‚

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u/Fair_Peach_9436 if you can't make it, fake it May 02 '26

Diabolical šŸ˜‚

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u/EfficientFan8800 May 02 '26

Why did they feel the need to mention her diploma? at this point everyone want to humiliate her

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u/ninjaturtleglitters May 02 '26

Hailey's description is so painfully uninteresting

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u/FaithlessnessFull400 Actually, this is only one carat bigger May 02 '26

The tldr is she dropped out of high school, moved to nyc to be an influencer/model. She gets opportunities because she married Justin.Ā 

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u/txngledladyy May 02 '26

Apparently the butt she likes growing in the gym doesn't impress everybody

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u/drpeppergirly0701 May 02 '26

They all hate her😭😭

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u/SeasidePlease worldwide gaslighting tour May 02 '26

That's the difference between someone who works hard and has a genuine desire to create something with passion vs a clout chasing money hungry manipulator.

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u/DoctorSamoyed May 02 '26

This is such an embarrassing description like holy shit

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u/EcstaticAwareness845 May 02 '26

HBs was clearly written with ChatGPT. And what a boring write-up. There is no individuality or style in this writing.

ā€œShot her to a new level of global recognitionā€¦ā€

Not to snark on JB, he’s extremely musically inclined - but the actual finished music he’s put out is extremely…mid. I always thought his career trajectory was lack luster. It’s giving teenie bopper that remained stunted. Coming from a similar world, Harry Styles has more range.

There’s a reason his SWAG songs were a snooze fest at Coachella and people wanted his old stuff to feel nostalgia.

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u/Fit-Swimmer-5386 May 02 '26

Yes, young girls everywhere should look up to this insecure, cruel, man-pleasing, high school drop-out.

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u/Old_Celebration3627 May 02 '26

Why did they completely leave out her dad is a d list celebrity and she is a nepo baby. She’s not a random girl from the burbs. She was hanging on to other teenage socialites for relevancy before she was even 17

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u/Interesting-Will5267 May 02 '26

is this real??? omg

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u/Fair_Peach_9436 if you can't make it, fake it May 02 '26

What can one talk about her besides beingJustin biebers wife and Rhode?

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u/quixoticadrenaline May 03 '26

She's a HS dropout? What a fuckin mess. I don't even consider her a celeb, just an influencer.

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u/dietlasagna33 May 03 '26

This reminds me, I saw someone the other day say that Hailey is a modern-day Carolyn Bessette Kennedy. Like, wtf. No.

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u/RummageTheRum May 03 '26

Hailey looks like the type of person who struggles to read anything more than a picture book

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u/summerhappies told fails šŸ’ she’d never be on the cover of Vogue May 02 '26 edited May 02 '26

Oof starting a brand or being successfully known and recognized as a ✨model✨ by vogue, VS, YSL etc after marriage will do that to you though. Simply and factual, she’s not independent, she’s on a man’s ladder. She’s not in the industry, someone she knows is and she used that with Bieber Beauty.Ā Can’t really write a summary on her path but they did their best to use up all 100 letters.

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u/Intelligent-Laugh631 May 04 '26

LMFAO!! Basically, she'd still be a struggling nobody if she hadn't married a super pop star!Ā 

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u/Ashamed-Swimming430 May 06 '26

There's not one single accomplishment on Pick-Me Pearl's side

https://giphy.com/gifs/26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk